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banana: Must it be so very bright?
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By Roufa Tav Gosou and Mimi Lass. Wednesday, December 26, 2007. Must it be so very bright? What kind of artist will not throw themselves into the fire? It is not a rhetorical question. You can't define talent any more than you can define the divine. You just know it when you see it. (So here's one reason why we could not become art critics: We only care to write about what we care about.). So we're back to where we started this post. Typical! Well, it's a blog, not the Notebook section of Harper's! He ca...
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banana: SvenStadium
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By Roufa Tav Gosou and Mimi Lass. Thursday, July 31, 2008. Relativity is not for octopuses. Tentacles the Wise Octopus of Sopholos rarely looks up in the sky. But when he does, his disdain for the Theory of Relativity takes the better of him. He observes:. And who can argue? And the reason is allegedly that space is curved. So if I walk straight ahead I will arrive here. Not in my lifetime! Not on these tentacles! He has a theory as to why there is more matter than antimatter in the Universe:. Speaking o...
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banana: The Xenophobe's Guide to Bed'n'Vodka
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By Roufa Tav Gosou and Mimi Lass. Monday, February 11, 2008. The Xenophobe's Guide to Bed'n'Vodka. We've got a friend who's a high-school English teacher. Let's call him Jim. Motivated and passionate as Jim may be, he's also human. He too has his Manic Mondays, when he's tired and moody. But he still has to teach! He can't just slack at his desk and switch to Second Life, no, the show must go on for Jim. What does he do then? So here it is. But others came from real tourist guides. Give it a try! If you ...
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banana: Going for Octopus
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By Roufa Tav Gosou and Mimi Lass. Friday, August 15, 2008. Here is another tip for staying young: being perpetually astonished! And another one: have younger people visit you now and then. And here is how to survive them. The Pony Remark. The Whirlpool. The Soup Nazi. And so on. What other 16-year-old has such life-changing opportunities? As for going to bed with the chickens? Not a problem. He arrived exhausted from his family vacation and a long trip with his friends. In our place he's had to w...Yes, ...
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banana: Worse things can happen to people!
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By Roufa Tav Gosou and Mimi Lass. Tuesday, October 28, 2008. Worse things can happen to people! Mimi started learning a new language some time ago. She thought she had to, it would make her life much easier. Big mistake! She discovered that age has on her the same effect, that blond hair has on Kelly Bundy: the more she learned of the new language, the more she forgot of the ones she spoke already, including her mother tongue. Her linguistic capacity is finite. Sven will wear a funny hat to celebrate.
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banana: I kissed a boy (and I liked it)
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By Roufa Tav Gosou and Mimi Lass. Thursday, October 2, 2008. I kissed a boy (and I liked it). It is that kind of day again. When Jim the schoolteacher (not to be confused with one-legged Jim the fat pigeon) would concede defeat in the morning battle against fatigue and laziness and the moody blues and, between sips of hot black coffee, he would devise the following task for his students - or is it our readers? Let us play: Who said what? Here are the Quotes:. 3 I detest war. It spoils armies. Raising awa...
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banana: The Mantelpiece Fruit Guide
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By Roufa Tav Gosou and Mimi Lass. Tuesday, February 5, 2008. The Mantelpiece Fruit Guide. For dogs, cats, children, and other curious creatures. We interrupt this blog to bring you a special feature: The guide to our fruity awards. You know, the metal fruit we give now and then – you can find the laureates on the right column on this page. Golden Bananas and Leaden Cucumbers have been confusing to Frog the Dog. If we give one to somebody, we must have liked or approved of something about them. Well, that...
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banana: In Bed With Chevron
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By Roufa Tav Gosou and Mimi Lass. Friday, February 1, 2008. In Bed With Chevron. It's weekend, dear readers – almost. We are lazy. Laziness cannot produce a good post. Like goodness, it is a reward in itself and we will indulge. So we leave you with some more one-liners, made in our household. It's been a while! If you don't like them, scroll down, we still have some fruit and veggies to give away! On TV: A cricket player's hand is injured and he needs surgery. He burnt it on a cup of tea? Chevron's adve...
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banana: Seven Up
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By Roufa Tav Gosou and Mimi Lass. Tuesday, October 21, 2008. I am a little stick of dynamite / wishing you'd die / wishing I'd die / until I found you / and there was a place we could call home. / Cute miss sensibility / high on big ideas / depressed / and deprived / until we found a place we could call home. / Under our twinkling star. Not so fast, I can't keep up; Then you go ahead; OK. Roufa Tav Gosou and Mimi Lass. Wednesday, October 22, 2008. Roufa Tav Gosou and Mimi Lass. Tuesday, October 28, 2008.
