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unicorns are retarded: November 2006
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I am not a career blogger. i am an offical unofficial person who writes only to see their thoughts in a cool font. Wednesday, November 01, 2006. I will try that. Posted by brandy at 11:07 PM. Austin, Texas, United States. I love making stuff. stuff loves being made- so there. see me at bgirl.etsy.com. View my complete profile. Crap that i make. The heart of a robot. The heart of a robottone. Sugary fried bread with a hole. K well its been a long time. lotsa stuff going o.
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unicorns are retarded: June 2006
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I am not a career blogger. i am an offical unofficial person who writes only to see their thoughts in a cool font. Monday, June 19, 2006. Using my mind controlling super powers* friday afternoon, i willed my employers to give me 2 weeks paid vacation that i didnt have. Plus pay me for the vacation time i do have. I love my super powers.*. Now my whole 'taking over the world' plan may commence. Oh, evil plan, you are pure sugar covered, orgasm inducing joy. 3 very strong margaritas for lunch. 2 when peopl...
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unicorns are retarded: December 2006
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I am not a career blogger. i am an offical unofficial person who writes only to see their thoughts in a cool font. Saturday, December 30, 2006. The holidays were cool. And by cool i mean my mom visited for thanksgiving and we pretty much havent spoken since. Which made for a nice christmas. really. she stresses me out, so not being on speaking terms kinda took the load off and i enjoyed myself. Does that make me a bad person? I am going to go with no, its pretty convenient for me to believe that. I have ...
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unicorns are retarded: July 2006
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I am not a career blogger. i am an offical unofficial person who writes only to see their thoughts in a cool font. Saturday, July 15, 2006. I dont miss la, but i do miss a paycheck. I need one of those soon. But goddam the sex is good in texas, i will tell you that. I am in austin. I sit here while i wear short shorts, pigtails, and little red boots. I would never don this outfit if it werent for all the texasness that surrounds me. I have been spoiled by la. So, we drove here. But it was my 28th bday.
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unicorns are retarded: September 2006
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I am not a career blogger. i am an offical unofficial person who writes only to see their thoughts in a cool font. Thursday, September 21, 2006. So when i resided and worked on the coast of the west, i had this neat thing called 'health insurance'. I never knew the grandness of this until recently i have found myself without. I now go to planned parenthood to avoid my belly being full of baby or wrenching painful cramps. And even worse, i have sought out illegal ativan (anti anxiety meds). So i have been...
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unicorns are retarded: May 2006
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I am not a career blogger. i am an offical unofficial person who writes only to see their thoughts in a cool font. Tuesday, May 23, 2006. And so he returned- with a cowboy hat in the place of the pompom beanie. He also came back with a house. And alot of smiles and reassurance and animated story telling. Austin gave him hope, but he warned i need to be there for him this month, as l.a. sucks the hope right back out of him. Screw august, we are on the road on the 1st of july. And my unvirgin sister. Dogs ...
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unicorns are retarded: October 2006
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I am not a career blogger. i am an offical unofficial person who writes only to see their thoughts in a cool font. Monday, October 02, 2006. 2 years ago on september 25th me and my girlfriends went to a bar. It was a Saturday night and it was busy. We wanted to sit, but tables being in high demand, this was proving to be nearly impossible. But I spotted a HUGE booth, with only 2 guys. One of those guys in particular was quite attractive. We sat and immediately the blonde boy and I bantered. But we did it.
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unicorns are retarded: April 2006
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I am not a career blogger. i am an offical unofficial person who writes only to see their thoughts in a cool font. Thursday, April 27, 2006. I am not going to say a word. I am going to wait. For 2 weeks, i will wait patiently. By patiently i mean i will be watching each second pass not fast enough. Posted by brandy at 7:17 PM. Tuesday, April 25, 2006. I went to the dentist this morning. Most of the afternoon was spent drooling on myself and sounding way too much like cindy brady. Friday, April 21, 2006.
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unicorns are retarded: March 2006
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I am not a career blogger. i am an offical unofficial person who writes only to see their thoughts in a cool font. Thursday, March 30, 2006. All of these years i was sure i was (mostly) hetero and not a pedophile. Last night i was punched in the face and shanked in the lung by truth. My boyfriend is not a 32 year old man, nope. He is in fact a 13 year old girl. The truth came out last night when i was dragged to a rhett miller show by him. We were all armed with our friend beer to ease our pain. It sound...
