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I’ve moved. – My Boyfriend Is A Twat
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You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart. You’re heading for a breakdown, better pull yourself apart. ". When The Music’s Over…. Well, I had to go somewhere. This entry was written by Zoe. Thursday, May 5, 2011 at 9:08 pm. And filed under Belgium. When The Music’s Over…. Best European Blog For Three Years Running -. Tell me I'm gorgeous. All you need to know about me. And more, if you ask. People who have said this weren't smiling. Let's face it, it's bleeding obvious. The Best of Fr...
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Twattisms – My Boyfriend Is A Twat
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You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart. You’re heading for a breakdown, better pull yourself apart. ". This Is What I Have To Put Up With. TT: “You look like you’ve been air-brushed on photo-shop.”. Me: “Quarsan, give me your hand so I can slap it.”. Me: “For not having looked at the job pages today. There you go, and that means no sex next weekend.”. TT: “So that means that I can stay here then? TT: “I gorrit.”. TT: “Next door’s rabbit.”. Me: “What, it escaped again? TT: “We...
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Learning English Again: Llangollen
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Culturally shocked in Crewe. Sunday, 6 October 2013. A photo by zoeinbrussels. This is me being the tiller girl along the very narrow stretch of canal before reaching the mooring at Llangollen. Good to see you back and relatively well in mind and body! Look forward to reading more of your posts in the coming months. Take care and stay positive! 6 October 2013 at 15:42. A Tiller girl no less! 14 October 2013 at 16:49. I'm easily confused, otherwise I'm great. View my complete profile. Gossip Girl Season 4.
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Learning English Again: Utterances and Wisdom
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Culturally shocked in Crewe. R: Zoe, I tell you something and 5 minutes later it's gone, hasn't it. It's like fucking Mission Impossible in this house, isn't it. I feel like adding "This message will self destruct in 5 seconds" after everything I say. R: What was that, darling? Z: I was just talking to myself. R: That constitutes an intelligent conversation for you, doesn't it. Z: When did I last have duck? R: Was it when you first came over? Z: Oh no, I was thinking of ostrich. Z (cleaning teeth): Ow.
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Learning English Again: November 2012
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Culturally shocked in Crewe. Friday, 2 November 2012. A photo by zoeinbrussels. I own a Shed. Ye Gads, it's that time of the year again. It's cold, it's wet, it's dark. And then you go outside and it's warmer, drier and the sun is shining. It's called Winter. Getting up in the morning isn't quite so bleak - yet, but the days come to an end very quickly. Around 5-5.30pm. You can't really call that a day, can you? A good thing about Crewe:. It's not far from places that do gigs. We saw Mark Radcliffe.
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Learning English Again: August 2012
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Culturally shocked in Crewe. Wednesday, 29 August 2012. Oh Bloody Hell - Where did the Time Go? It's been so long since I last posted that I almost forgot how to create a post. It wasn't until I realised that I had to sign in first that I managed to get anywhere and now it's all changed. Blogger has made everything look new and sparkly but to old people such as myself, this is really quite a nuisance. I'm sure that I'll cope. 1 The Parental Unit came and went. 4 Tatiana and her boyfriend visited. Curious...
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Learning English Again: October 2013
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Culturally shocked in Crewe. Sunday, 6 October 2013. A photo by zoeinbrussels. Richard took the tiller crossing the aqueduct as he suffers from vertigo and was terrified of looking down. I, on the other hand, was hopping on and off the boat taking photos. A photo by zoeinbrussels. This is me being the tiller girl along the very narrow stretch of canal before reaching the mooring at Llangollen. Saturday, 5 October 2013. A sad thing happened in May when I lost my only friend here, Sharon. We visited my par...
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Learning English Again: March 2013
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Culturally shocked in Crewe. Friday, 1 March 2013. The Highlight of my 50th. A photo by zoeinbrussels. Watching this red kite flying above us. It also goes to show that I need a stronger zoom lense. In with a Bang. Where the fuck is the option to add a covering letter? Oh There isn't one. Why can I not apply for the job directly from my email account? Because We Want To Watch What You Are Doing. Where is the confirmation that my application has been sent? The Job Centre Website tells you. Another night-o...
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Learning English Again: November 2011
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Culturally shocked in Crewe. Wednesday, 16 November 2011. I'm still here. Just. Belgium is now high on my shit-list as it fails miserably to give me or tell me anything that I need to know. And that is after. For it. Nicely. What will happen to my pension is anybody's guess, what will happen to the few euros left in my bank account over there is bleak and yet my lawyers are still. I can't wait to see my daughters. I'll treat them to PIES. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile. Prison Break...
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Learning English Again: Status Quo and Christmas.
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Culturally shocked in Crewe. Saturday, 29 December 2012. Status Quo and Christmas. The band, not the situation. The news on the radio was not very comforting as the Young Ones were coming over from Brussels that day too and although the Eurostar was working (yes, this Christmas the Eurostar was on time and running), trains from Paddington to Exeter-St-David's were not. They were stranded at Taunton so my dad had to run up and get them. In the car. A knees up to celebrate my 50th in Crewe, probably. I was...
