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Because I love my wife. Though this entire blog is grounded in truth, I must state that vast liberties have been taken in order to make everything as. As it can be, essentially meaning that. Is not authentically portrayed 100% of the time. I, however, am very much the jackass I appear to be. Here is a list of ways this non-physical divide benefits me:. My wife eats with a nutritional mindset while I eat with a fat guy mindset. When I get drunk, I’m not potentially murdering anyone. Good hunches, though.
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Saved by a Sonogram. July 25, 2008 in Uncategorized. My wife asked me to stop smoking cigars. So I’ve taken up heroin. It’s not so bad really. I have an audition next week for an early 90s grunge band. It turns out we are giving birth to Jesus. Jesus, jr. technically. So ef-you grilled cheese lady. And frying pan guy. The days of inorganic manifestations is over. I reveal unto thee, Embryo Jesus. The image was hard to see initially, but after a sprinkle of Holy Photoshop the face of Christ reveal...We ha...
The “M” Word | Avocados at 3a.m.
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The “M” Word. September 9, 2008 in Uncategorized. We managed though week 12 with flying colors; those colors being Burnt Hooray and Neon Fuck Yeah. The M thing, it shan’t be fueling our nightmares any longer. For those of you outside the know, the M word stands for the one thing most expecting parents fear above all else. More than premature birth, more than most defects, more than even the pain of childbirth itself, parents sweat at the very mention ofit. So,. Will be called The M Word. EDIT: Hoooly shi...
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While You’re Out Getting Ice Cream, Could You Please Kill Yourself? September 22, 2008 in Uncategorized. Two nights ago, my wife told me to stop breathing. Don’t tell her this: I kept breathing. Three nights earlier, she told me to sleep on the couch. Her reason: I was breathing. Apparently, breathing annoys her. Since the pregnancy just about everything annoys her, but for sure, I. I’ve been warned of many things in regards to housing a wild pregnant woman the smell and the extreme unresponsiveness to h...
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The end of Avocados. January 31, 2009 in Uncategorized. The baby is post-vag, so this marks the end of Avocados at 3am, for now. Wife and baby are healthy and exchanging coos. At least now I have a legitimate reason for being too occupied to post. Laziness just doesn’t get the respect it deserves. But now I can milk the fatherhood angle. These are the words of a man learning to be a father with nothing to guide him but the wisdom of friends, his wife, his family, and some pretty good huncheslike,. You ar...
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The Vices and Spices of a Bewildered Housewife. Why am I bewildered? Run, Isla, Run. July 21, 2008. Having a mother-in-law is a stark reality I have come to accept. On bad days, it’s like a terminal reality, but on good days I am almost able to see the bigger picture. Difficult as she may be, she ties me to the billions of other women who, after muttering the words “I Do”, involuntarily witnessed a similar ball of flames volleyed onto to their courts. Is the comic (? Apparently, Cohen comes from an Ortho...
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The Vices and Spices of a Bewildered Housewife. Why am I bewildered? Newer posts →. May 14, 2008. Is often used as a cute little reference to pregnancy. It is also a marginal pasta sauce. Prego, in my case, as a woman both pregnant and eating a lot, can be used interchangeably. Dammit, no. This pregnancy is already wreaking havoc with my body. Let’s start with the tummy. If I didn’t know me, I’d be one of the women about whom I’d say either, “She. This pregnancy thing is also getting expensive. Not o...
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Avocados at 3a.m. | extemporizing fatherhood
The end of Avocados. January 31, 2009 in Uncategorized. The baby is post-vag, so this marks the end of Avocados at 3am, for now. Wife and baby are healthy and exchanging coos. At least now I have a legitimate reason for being too occupied to post. Laziness just doesn’t get the respect it deserves. But now I can milk the fatherhood angle. December 13, 2008 in Uncategorized. Here’s a quick list of the things I can’t wait to teach my child:. Popeye’s is way better than KFC. Mommy’s hugs are poisonous. Thoug...
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