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Fat to Phat: September 2006
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The weight loss journey of an overweight Arkansan. Monday, September 25, 2006. Kellie, I'm waiting for you. Kellie, I miss you so much and I know that you miss me. Kellie, I'm only $2.78. You have that in change there in your car. Kellie, I'm all your favorite things. Kellie, hurry, there's not much time left. Damn you Hot Fudge Brownie Blast! Damn you to HELL! Is it obvious that I spent yet another weekend overindulged? Hot Fudge Brownie Blasts from Sonic over the weekend and the excuses started flowing.
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Fat to Phat: August 2006
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The weight loss journey of an overweight Arkansan. Thursday, August 31, 2006. There I sat, terrified. Through the glass doors I watched the stability ball class actually doing sit ups perched on a large bouncing sphere. "Those things aren't for exercise; those are for teasing really small dogs! My eyes grew huge as the members of the class changed positions. Now, their hands rested on the floor as though they would be doing push-ups, but their feet were balanced on top of the ball! I can't do that! Her a...
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Fat to Phat: Thoughts for Thursday
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The weight loss journey of an overweight Arkansan. Thursday, April 19, 2007. The last few days have been really great for me! Some really amazing things have happened! My mood has improved greatly. I am even enjoying house work! My imagination has flourished and I feel as though I have had a visit from a muse. There are nights that I can't sleep as my thoughts are flying with writing ideas. I haven't started back on my exercise, but I am headed in the right direction. Congratulations on doing what makes ...
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Fat to Phat: February 2007
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The weight loss journey of an overweight Arkansan. Wednesday, February 28, 2007. New Month, New Blog, New Attitude! I am giving myself a new beginning. I am wiping my failure slate clean and starting anew with the month of March. And, so, tomorrow is the kickoff of my participation in the Arkansas Fitness Challenge! I am so excited! It looks like tons of fun. I have also committed to another month in the Make yourself a Priority in 2007 Challenge. So here's to making it matter in March! No, I haven't bee...
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Fat to Phat: April 2007
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The weight loss journey of an overweight Arkansan. Monday, April 30, 2007. I am also trying desperately to rejoin the ranks of professional bloggers! I am working on catching up with all my favorites, and there are so many! But I am really looking forward to it. Life has been pretty good the last week or so. I contacted a publishing company with my story idea and even started putting the ideas to paper (well, computer screen anyway! Is it possible that I am the next J.K. Rowling? I guess we'll see! I got...
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Fat to Phat: December 2006
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The weight loss journey of an overweight Arkansan. Saturday, December 30, 2006. 1 As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I will get in touch with my inner sociopath. 2 I will gain the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia. 3 I will assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault. 4 I will recognize that in some cultures what I do would be considered normal. 8 I will become one with my duality. 17 Before I criticize a man,...
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Fat to Phat: Funny Friday
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The weight loss journey of an overweight Arkansan. Thursday, April 19, 2007. Maintaining a healthy level of INSANITY! 1 At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2 Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3 Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4 Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In.". 7 Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy.".
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Fat to Phat: Funny Friday Mail
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The weight loss journey of an overweight Arkansan. Friday, April 27, 2007. I got this in the mail. Don't think I will be using my GNC Gold Card anytime soon! Be sure to notice that it is all burnt up! Also, the date on it is 3/15/2005! The back reads as follows:. Dear Valued Postal Customer:. I want to extend my sincere apology as your Plant Manager for the enclosed document that was inadvertently damaged in handling by your Postal Service. I wonder what happened to have it all burned up? Dream to be thin.
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Fat to Phat: November 2006
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The weight loss journey of an overweight Arkansan. Thursday, November 30, 2006. Turtles, Turtles, Everywhere! My obsession with turtles may be obvious visually, but also has a symbolic meaning. I am an animal freak! I have a zoo membership and have applied to be a volunteer docent in the spring. I am a fanatic over Animal Planet (I actually record Meerkat Manor weekly! Corporate Sharks (those ravenouse members of the business community). Lounge Lizards (those laid-back, mellow folks you find hanging out).