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The Real Jeff Orr: May 2008
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The Real Jeff Orr. Wednesday, May 7, 2008. The Real Jeff Orr, is made of 100% renewable resources. Whoever is in charge of marketing corn these days is a fucking genius. There are food riots taking place in parts of the world and we've been convinced that using the shit to fuel our cars is a great idea. Now we've even got corn based "plastic" cups. Impossible it might seem. Has this whole green revolution really made us this retarded? When c anned pancakes. Monday, May 5, 2008. Over the past few years I'...
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The Real Jeff Orr: The Real Jeff Orr, calls out inconsiderate a$$holes: an open letter
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The Real Jeff Orr. Saturday, May 1, 2010. The Real Jeff Orr, calls out inconsiderate a$ holes: an open letter. You are the most inconsiderate assholes on the planet. There, I said it, and I know for a fact that everyone else agrees with me. My problem with you has nothing to do with you forcing a majestic animal into servitude. It has more to do with the fact that you think it's perfectly ok for your animal to defecate all over trails used by hikers and mountain bikers. The only. 8220;But Jeff.horses...
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The Real Jeff Orr: April 2008
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The Real Jeff Orr. Friday, April 25, 2008. The Real Jeff Orr: Gives Some Advice To The Local Media. If you're doing a news story about the library's censorship of pornography, then you might want to avoid saying, ".leaving the current policy firmly. In place." That is.unless you want me to giggle like I'm 13. Wednesday, April 23, 2008. The Real Jeff Orr: Notices Random Shit. Have you noticed that they updated the stencil for the bike lane guy? They gave him a helmet. Saturday, April 12, 2008. My rediscov...
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The Real Jeff Orr: August 2008
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The Real Jeff Orr. Wednesday, August 27, 2008. The Real Jeff Orr, writes an open letter to Freshmen. You've made a great decision in deciding to spend these very formative years of your life in this fair town. By this point you've no doubt heard that Chico is a great biking town. It's true! Just don't know how to ride a bike like you aren't competing in the Special Olympics. A couple other basic traffic laws that would make me less of a crocthety. Now I don't expect you to come to a complete stop for thr...
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The Real Jeff Orr: March 2008
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The Real Jeff Orr. Sunday, March 23, 2008. The Real Jeff Orr, goes on vacation, step 6: The Return. Fun Japanese folk meeting. Waking up after drunken playgrounding. Studio Ghilbi Museum visiting. That's it, now I can get back to some more important matters in life.like reading Dune.and catching up on the episodes of Lost I missed. Monday, March 17, 2008. The Real Jeff Orr, goes on vacation, step 5: The Birthday. Sunday, March 16, 2008. The Real Jeff Orr, goes on vacation, step 4: The Parade. Trying to f...
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The Real Jeff Orr: July 2010
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The Real Jeff Orr. Saturday, July 17, 2010. The Real Jeff Orr: Is a Beer Pirate. On the Fourth of July, Erin and I tubed down the Sacramento River dressed as pirates. Pirates equipped with a shovel. We landed at Beer Can Beach and, in the midst of a crowd of drunken revelers, dug up a treasure chest full of beer. Here is the story of how this came about. This Took. Forever. 8220;Why are you digging? 8220;Treasure.”. 8220;How do you know there's treasure there? 8220;Pirate instinct.”. 8220;Can I help?
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The Real Jeff Orr: The Real Jeff Orr, smokes two wild fires in the morning
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The Real Jeff Orr. Thursday, July 10, 2008. The Real Jeff Orr, smokes two wild fires in the morning. So there were two things this post could have been about: The massive amount of smoke given off by the fires, or the new FISA. Bill the Senate just passed. Rumor has it the fires could be put out as soon as we start to get some rain (i.e. October) but it looks like the massive shit the FISA. Other than a few days of clear sky around the 4 th. Of July, Chico's been incredibly. Orange color, and douchebags.
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The Real Jeff Orr: Baskin and Robins are Dirty Dirty Liers
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The Real Jeff Orr. Thursday, August 27, 2009. Baskin and Robins are Dirty Dirty Liers. Ok, so if you've been watching TV recently then you've probably seen this commercial. Now you're probably thinking what I was thinking.fuck.yes! Ice-cream cake has been scientifically proven to kick 7,534 times as much ass as ice-cream or cake in their non-combined forms. AND FOR ONLY $9.99! Even though the cake was in the commercial advertising cakes for $9.99! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Things That the Real ...