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Views on the world from the business end of a Strap-on Elvis: March 2006
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Views on the world from the business end of a Strap-on Elvis. Wednesday, March 01, 2006. At Least I am not 30! Sorry for the delay in posts, I have been quite busy creating a new Pluckers. Wednesday is my birthday and I will be enjoying it a Ski Shores at 2:30, if you are around please stop by. I will be making up the rest of the fun from there. Posted by Strap on Elvis at 12:00 AM. View my complete profile. Late Night Drive Thru. Midget Porn Gagger (Banana Cream Pie). Sammy the Wonder Dog.
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Puke Thief's Tails and Trails
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Puke Thief's Tails and Trails. Well, it's a dog's life. Wednesday, April 05, 2006. It's getting hotter I was tired for 2 days after helping lay trail last Sunday. It was nice to see Father Bob but I miss my friend Todd and my friend Phineas and my friend Sara - I must be getting old to miss so many friends so soon. Only one more month till the races. I hope I'll be ready. Posted by Puke Thief @ 11:19 PM. I'm sure The Body is keeping track of your runs, just as long as you're paying your $5!
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Puke Thief's Tails and Trails
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Puke Thief's Tails and Trails. Well, it's a dog's life. Monday, July 10, 2006. So three months between posts isn't bad, is it? I didn't get a chance to do the races this year. By the time we got there, the races were over! Well, that'll give me another year to train at least. I learned how to play with Keever's boy Cooper - he's kind of an upstart, but we like to wrassle. He's getting so dang tall that I have to keep on getting on my hiney-toes just to try and keep up. Posted by Puke Thief @ 3:54 PM.
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Puke Thief's Tails and Trails
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Puke Thief's Tails and Trails. Well, it's a dog's life. Tuesday, January 10, 2006. Went hashing with my Dad on Sunday - so many briars! Dad kept on getting mad when I'd pull him into more briars, but he liked it when I helped pull him up muddy hills. There was this crazy lady on trail who kept on crying, but we just kept on trucking! Sometimes when I'm just hanging out and doing nothing a strange noise will come out of my butt. Dad and Mom laugh and fan me when it happens. I love my parents.
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Puke Thief's Tails and Trails
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Puke Thief's Tails and Trails. Well, it's a dog's life. Friday, January 20, 2006. Man, I AM SOOO BORED! We did a double walk last Sunday, but haven't done anything since then. Dad came back from the Hash and told me it was a good thing I wasn't there. I don't agree. I'm ready to tear something up! I know what my parents do when they leave - they go play with other dogs, go for long walks, pee on trees. ooh they make me so mad! Posted by Puke Thief @ 4:47 PM. How did I forget! FM: How high can Sammy jump?
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Puke Thief's Tails and Trails
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Puke Thief's Tails and Trails. Well, it's a dog's life. Friday, November 17, 2006. I FINALLY got to go hashing again last Sunday, Mom noticed I was getting really antsy and told Dad to take me along. His leg was sore that day from some bug bite, so I thought I was going to be really bored waiting at the beer checks, but at least I knew there were goodies at the end! Dad never does that, but I think it's because I like to go underneath briars every chance I get. Life is good sometimes.
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Puke Thief's Tails and Trails
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Puke Thief's Tails and Trails. Well, it's a dog's life. Thursday, January 26, 2006. Man oh man oh man, last Sunday was AWESOME! Too bad Dad didn't have time to go back the next day. I can't wait until Sunday. Posted by Puke Thief @ 4:31 PM. If you liked this trail, you will love my march trail. Sammy, you should start doing longer races. Become an ultraweiner. Sammy outruns most hashers. I always beat him because I auto wank. What have you been up to lately? Tell your mom Happy 30th!
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Views on the world from the business end of a Strap-on Elvis: February 2006
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Views on the world from the business end of a Strap-on Elvis. Saturday, February 18, 2006. My First Drunk Post. I have been drinking for some time. They say we are playing beer pong, but there are no paddles and we are bouncing balls around. It seems fun I guess, but I would rather have a paddle, there are many more jokes for a paddle than a hand. Either way, I hope you all are drunk and have fun. Posted by Strap on Elvis at 3:01 AM. Friday, February 17, 2006. Posted by Strap on Elvis at 8:17 AM. First o...
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Puke Thief's Tails and Trails: July 2008
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Puke Thief's Tails and Trails. Well, it's a dog's life. Tuesday, July 15, 2008. I got my first kill! I got my first kill! Man oh man am I psyched! I was so excited I couldn't even eat it. Now I'm on the hunt for the next mouse - know where any more are? Posted by Puke Thief @ 10:42 PM 1 comments. Austin, Texas, United States. I'm a dachshund. I'm long and skinny and I hope to win at the next Buda Weiner Dog Race! View my complete profile.
