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Cam's Cinematic Episodes: Film Review: TRANSFORMERS: These Robots Agonize
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A wacky world of movie related nonsense. Enter At Thine Own Risk! Wednesday, July 04, 2007. Film Review: TRANSFORMERS: These Robots Agonize. Is a very bad movie. It's the sort of film where you are bombarded with "fun" until you become exhausted and angry. On top of all that it's destined to be a smash and lead to more soulless hack-job sequels. Many will give. A free pass due to the effects and nostalgia factor. I am not one of them. The "story" at the empty core of. When this movie ended I said to my f...
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Cam's Cinematic Episodes: Film Review - THE TRIP TO ITALY
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A wacky world of movie related nonsense. Enter At Thine Own Risk! Wednesday, September 10, 2014. Film Review - THE TRIP TO ITALY. Though few this side of the pond joined Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon for their first vacation, 2011’s very funny and perceptive. There’s a damn good chance many stumbled across the Michael Caine impression segment it spawned on YouTube. This hilarious, brief sequence - a delirious spoofing of classic lines from. That theme continues in the duo’s winning second venture,. Both a ...
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Cam's Cinematic Episodes: Film Review - DISTRICT 9
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A wacky world of movie related nonsense. Enter At Thine Own Risk! Wednesday, August 19, 2009. Film Review - DISTRICT 9. The aliens residing in the unkempt slums of Johannesburg’s filthy District 9 compound are curious creatures to behold. Gangly and Insectoid - they sorta resemble a questionable cross-mating of. 8217;s octopus-men with Davy Jones from the. Pirates of the Caribbean. Before all hell breaks out, however, the film follows the somewhat-bumbling government bureaucrat Wikus van der Merwe (newco...
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Cam's Cinematic Episodes: Film Review - CLASH OF THE TITANS
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A wacky world of movie related nonsense. Enter At Thine Own Risk! Tuesday, April 13, 2010. Film Review - CLASH OF THE TITANS. Is it too much to ask that a gaudy blockbuster boasting the earth-rumbling title Clash of the Titans. Be, you know, fun? Is even more of a lumbering snore than its ancestor; a slap-dash slice of hack ‘n slash idiocy delivered with the dour dryness of an early morning Aristotelian theory lecture. This retrofitted Clash of the Titans. One of the appeals of the first Clash. Was how t...
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Cam's Cinematic Episodes: Film Review - I, FRANKENSTEIN
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A wacky world of movie related nonsense. Enter At Thine Own Risk! Saturday, January 25, 2014. Film Review - I, FRANKENSTEIN. If there is an afterlife, and its residents possess free reign to watch over the living, dearly departed author Mary Shelley must have been screaming bloody murder for her name to be removed from the credits of. 8221; while surrounded by bad CG fire swirls, but this motion picture IQ dropper is as incompetent as Igor on ice-skates. Blindfolded. GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra. Honestly, ...
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Cam's Cinematic Episodes: Film Review - BLUE RUIN
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A wacky world of movie related nonsense. Enter At Thine Own Risk! Wednesday, September 03, 2014. Film Review - BLUE RUIN. Dwight, played with haunted fragility by Macon Blair, is our guide through. Jeremy Saulnier’s gripping and refreshing neo-noir character drama that presents one of the most unlikely eye-for-an-eye thriller yarns in quite some time. Originally pitched as “. No Country for Old Men. And thus kicks off Saulnier’s sad, stark, gore-spattered odyssey; a stunning work of tone and atmosp...
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Cam's Cinematic Episodes: The Top 10 Best Films of 2014
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A wacky world of movie related nonsense. Enter At Thine Own Risk! Friday, January 02, 2015. The Top 10 Best Films of 2014. And visceral technical expertise, Joon-ho has engineered a haunting, smart and challenging feel-bad action extravaganza guaranteed to shock and awe. A passionately pure cinematic expression from its first frame to ambiguous last,. Is, hands down, the coolest ride of 2014 and an unrelenting, axe-winging juggernaut of slam-bang, "fight the power! Unfold is joyous proof that it does.
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Cam's Cinematic Episodes: Film Review - TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION
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A wacky world of movie related nonsense. Enter At Thine Own Risk! Thursday, June 26, 2014. Film Review - TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION. The continued global success of Michael Bay’s. Franchise says many damning things about our culture, and its ever-lowering bar for what passes as adequate entertainment. However, what it really highlights is the lack of moral outrage in this generation of mothers and fathers. Back in 1990, when. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. By comparison, the. I am you friend! When he...
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Cam's Cinematic Episodes: Film Review - MUD
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A wacky world of movie related nonsense. Enter At Thine Own Risk! Saturday, May 25, 2013. Film Review - MUD. There are few sensations more exhilarating for a cinema lover than the discovery of a bold, exciting new talent. With 2011’s haunting apocalyptic supernatural thriller/character study. And now, with his latest, the Southern Gothic-tinged coming-of-age tale. Solidifies the helmer as one of the most promising emerging American film voices. This movie is a treasure. Nichols’ stages this tricky ...
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Cam's Cinematic Episodes: Film Review: James Bond Returns In A ROYALE Without Cheese?!
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A wacky world of movie related nonsense. Enter At Thine Own Risk! Saturday, November 18, 2006. Film Review: James Bond Returns In A ROYALE Without Cheese? Fan has their ideal image of what 007 should be. The majority of fans hold true to the standard set by Sean Connery in classics such as. From Russia with Love. I strongly believe that the. A View to a Kill. Whereas some fans were imprinted with classic moments such as the gold-painted woman in. Or the volcano layer of Ernst Stavro Blofeld in. So, with ...
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