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Adventures of an Unemployed Jewish Girl... scratch that, EMPLOYED: May 2007
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Wednesday, May 30, 2007. Iced coffee season has arrived, and this morning I was all set to post about my passionate desire to consume the miraculous beverage on a bi-daily basis, along with the many issues that arise when choosing between Starbucks (a tad bitter but i have a gift card! Dunkin' (AKA "fruity diarrhea"-Ashley Connors) and the 17 assorted street coffee vendors conveniently located between my apartment and work. Right now, i'm alllllll in a huff. I have danced. the MANGO TANGO. I let my mango...
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Adventures of an Unemployed Jewish Girl... scratch that, EMPLOYED: I Love New York... Hospitals!
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Sunday, November 25, 2007. I Love New York. Hospitals! I had a crazy infection on my leg last week and went to the hospital. 2 days later, i had an anxiety attack AT WORK and had to be taken away in an ambulence and now my whole office thinks i am a side show FREAK! Guess what ONE MORE TIME? On my 10th day of medication, my whole face turned into a giant red rash and i had assorted spots all over my body! Yes, my town actually has an 80's themed dance club complete with a $15 cover and townies! As soon a...
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Adventures of an Unemployed Jewish Girl... scratch that, EMPLOYED: June 2007
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Sunday, June 24, 2007. God, it's really fucking hot outside. So hot, i'm contemplating retiring my hair straightener. Sooo hot, wearing underwear has become a chore. Sooo fucking hot, i've started sweating underneath my boobs, and it aiiiiin't pretty. What is one to do when waiting for the subway in the most humid, rancid, 105 degree underground heat? Problem: It's mighty boobalicious (2nd mention of BOOBS! Or if i'm lucky, a "HEEEEY SEXY MAMI! It's a love/hate relationship. As the afternoon turned into ...
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Adventures of an Unemployed Jewish Girl... scratch that, EMPLOYED: September 2007
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Wednesday, September 26, 2007. I'm Wearing Long Johns and it's 90 Degrees. I did it. I got BANGED! I really don't want to talk about it, though. Ryan: Your hair looks great! Me: I look like the mom from Everybody Loves Raymond! It seems this week is NYC's equivalent of fleet week. for police. I live and work right near the United Nations building. I can actually see it right now! While watching Rachael Ray make burgers! In my awesome new thermal long johns! Discounted 20% at Loehmann's! Anyway, some are ...
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Adventures of an Unemployed Jewish Girl... scratch that, EMPLOYED: July 2007
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Wednesday, July 25, 2007. Well, just call me Jessica Da Silva Cruz because now I am as Brazilian as they come! Right after I made my appointment yesterday, I confronted a good friend/co-worker who had also converted to Brazilianism not too long ago. I was seeking comfort, solace, a few words of wisdom before I said farewell to my lady hairs. Mel- "Well, You'll have to get on all fours! Me- "Like. uhh. on the floor? Mel- "No, you dumbass! Me- "Ewww, Doggy Style! Is that for the ass hair region? So, uhh...
dreamsofrainbows.blogspot.com
The diary of an everday princess who dreams of rainbows...: I'm Out, Blogger!
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The diary of an everday princess who dreams of rainbows. I'm a twenty something girl who is making my way into womanhood, one step at a time. This is my journey - the good, the bad, and the indifferent. Saturday, March 24, 2007. I'm Out, Blogger! Come check me out here. I plan on making this home from now on and have settled in quite well over there. I hope to see everyone at the new journal! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Im Out, Blogger! Colorado, United States. View my complete profile.
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The diary of an everday princess who dreams of rainbows...: Made In America: Spoiled Brats!
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The diary of an everday princess who dreams of rainbows. I'm a twenty something girl who is making my way into womanhood, one step at a time. This is my journey - the good, the bad, and the indifferent. Sunday, February 4, 2007. Made In America: Spoiled Brats! This was sent to me in my email the other day and as I feel it has some very valid points, I was curious as to what other people think about it. Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7 days a week? Or possibly the hundred...
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because i'm that self-indulgent: what's new, pussycat?
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Wednesday, May 28, 2008. What's new, pussycat? I've got too much in my head at the moment to coherently write anything of my usual nonsense. So instead, may I present to you Arch Nemesis, Cat:. Schizoid, delusional agoraphobic, senile spy,. Debilitatingly self-conscious attention whore. Don’t be fooled by her sweet feline face, she's a cunning one. Likes: staring competitions, moaning to herself, coming up from behind and scaring the begesus out of me, fighting with the rug and curling up to Blond Monkey.
