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The Herd | The Literary Horse
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About The Christmas Present. Mr Chips Greatest Hits. Mr Chips: The Stories. These are the horses in my life, whether catch rides I fell in love with, or horses that belong to friends, whose progress I follow and to whom I am Auntie Jane. Barbie goes first, since we have baby photos. From foal herself, to being in foal, I’ve known and loved her nearly every step of the way. Hudson was Bella’s boy, and has gone from catch ride to being my horse. (My horse? Now Bella is Auntie Bella. Lucky me! I hope you ha...
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Throwing Foals | The Literary Horse
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About The Christmas Present. Mr Chips Greatest Hits. Mr Chips: The Stories. This is not a new Iron Man sport. Please, horse people, realize what your non-horsey friends/family are going to hear should you start using the term “Throwing” in horse lingo. If you say, for instance,. That mare has frequently thrown chestnuts,. And after you tell someone she threw a really. Foal, they will hate her for picking up and. A really nice foal. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Get TLH by email!
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Spouse-tionary | The Literary Horse
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About The Christmas Present. Mr Chips Greatest Hits. Mr Chips: The Stories. The Official Dictionary for the Non-Horsey. It’s okay, it was once a foreign language to us also). The dictionary is currently under construction. If you have great descriptions/translations let us know, and I’ll add your 2 cents. To view Spouse-tionary contents, put the mouse pointer on the Spouse-tionary tab, and select the word or concept you want to view. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Get TLH by email!
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Husband Horse | The Literary Horse
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About The Christmas Present. Mr Chips Greatest Hits. Mr Chips: The Stories. Sorry guys. This is a horse who is patient, extremely forgiving of mistakes, and who, if you ask him to, will pack around a sack of rocks or a couple of goats without blinking. Fortunately for your manhood, these horses are an urban legend, an fall into the same category as the Bomb Proof. Horse and the Babysitter. Husband, Bomb Proof,. Would be: pretty quiet, mostly reliable dude. Except when he’s not. Leave a Reply Cancel reply.
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Chrome | The Literary Horse
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About The Christmas Present. Mr Chips Greatest Hits. Mr Chips: The Stories. Your wife just said about her new horse: “He’s got a lot of chrome. It’ll be a job to keep that. Don’t get your hopes up. She’s not going to suddenly be interested in helping you detail the car. The horse also does not come with side mirrors or bumpers. She means her new horse has a lot of large white areas. Chrome refers to the bottom of the legs being white (in horse lingo, these white makings are called. Enter your comment here.
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Hacking Out | The Literary Horse
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About The Christmas Present. Mr Chips Greatest Hits. Mr Chips: The Stories. I find there are usually two responses to this phrase, depending on the frame of mind of the rider who says it. If said pleasantly after a nice ride:. I’m going to hack out my horse tomorrow. The listener is most likely to be puzzled, if a bit anxious. If you say the same thing in frustration after an exceptionally bad ride:. I’m going to hack out my horse tomorrow. You’re going to HACK your horse? Where’s my cell phone? One thou...
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Buck | The Literary Horse
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About The Christmas Present. Mr Chips Greatest Hits. Mr Chips: The Stories. Also known as “The Buckster”. He’s Bella’s boy. We will have a photo session and get some better closeups. In the mean time:. To alleviate any confusion, Buck is the buckskin…. Right off the trailer. He looks absolutely amazing now. We definitely need an update! Buck and Bella in action, with Carlos and Ace. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:.
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Mr. Chips | The Literary Horse
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About The Christmas Present. Mr Chips Greatest Hits. Mr Chips: The Stories. Mr Chips was my beautiful little Palomino Shetland pony. I’d always wanted a Shetland, ever since I could say “pony, mommy”. I finally got one right before I turned 30. Or he got me. It’s a very good thing I had 25 intervening years. I needed them to develop enough maturity to handle the supremely confident, totally entitled, force of nature that was Mr. Chips, Ambassador to The World. Ready or Not, Here I Come! Because of him, m...
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Weighing a Horse | The Literary Horse
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About The Christmas Present. Mr Chips Greatest Hits. Mr Chips: The Stories. Since we’re on the subject of measuring, I thought I’d throw in the concept that we weigh horses using tape measures. You know, like your mom used when hemming your dad’s church slacks? Why should anything in the horse world resemble reality? Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Email (Address never made public). Notify me of new comments via email. Follow &l...
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Sacking Out | The Literary Horse
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About The Christmas Present. Mr Chips Greatest Hits. Mr Chips: The Stories. I’m afraid this is not a groovy 1960’s reference to the Gunny Saks dress designer. But you’re sort of close. It does involve using scary things that are frequently white and floppy. Since horses are prey and flight animals, their first response to anything scary is to unload whatever is up there (you) and RUN for their lives. Run at the sound of gunfire, and I’m (technically) a predator. Catching the drift? Enter your comment here.
