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slalom-speaking: You can stick your Magna Carta up your arse
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Careering about 'twixt outrage and the outlandish. Thursday, June 12, 2008. You can stick your Magna Carta up your arse. 8220;We are the worst in the west! We are the worst in the west! We can lock people up without charge for up to 42 days! We have beaten Magna Carta! We have beaten habeas corpus, a cornerstone of democracy! The Barons, the Whigs, Emmeline Pankhurst, Henry Hunt, the Chartists, William Morris, Lord Steyn – we have beaten them all. We have beaten them all! James Somersett, can you hear me?
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slalom-speaking: October 2007
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Careering about 'twixt outrage and the outlandish. Sunday, October 21, 2007. Billionaire writer and celebrity M.I.L.F. J.K. Rowling has revealed. That Professor Dumbledore, the principal bibliomancer of the Harry Potter saga, is gay. In a curious Moebius strip trail of self-congratulation, the usual suspects [Peter 'actually straight' Tatchell, for example] emerged during the week to applaud this retro-active character development. Growling gushed to fans. THAT would have been great. Not 'a character...
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slalom-speaking: Too much monkey business
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Careering about 'twixt outrage and the outlandish. Friday, February 20, 2009. Too much monkey business. A New York Post. Cartoon suggesting that Washington's "inept" attempts to save the world from fiduciary catastrophe may not be up to much has caused a certain amount of disquiet at its perceived racist undertones. A swift apology. Followed from the Post, who nonetheless seemed a bit baffled by the vehement criticism of what they saw as a topical reference. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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slalom-speaking: June 2008
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Careering about 'twixt outrage and the outlandish. Thursday, June 12, 2008. You can stick your Magna Carta up your arse. 8220;We are the worst in the west! We are the worst in the west! We can lock people up without charge for up to 42 days! We have beaten Magna Carta! We have beaten habeas corpus, a cornerstone of democracy! The Barons, the Whigs, Emmeline Pankhurst, Henry Hunt, the Chartists, William Morris, Lord Steyn – we have beaten them all. We have beaten them all! James Somersett, can you hear me?
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slalom-speaking: November 2007
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Careering about 'twixt outrage and the outlandish. Thursday, November 15, 2007. You may have seen/heard the one about the bloke caught apparently humping his bike. Avoiding the obvious jokes about what passes for entertainment in Ayrshire - be it the hapless frotterer himself or the cleaners with nothing better to do than barge in on paying guests and then shop them for doing weird stuff in the privacy of their own room - readers of this or my other blog. You've taken that too far. Other things to look at.
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slalom-speaking: March 2009
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Careering about 'twixt outrage and the outlandish. Friday, March 13, 2009. Hot off the presses! Drug resource centre DrugScope. Has revealed that Greater Manchester Police research indicates a shocking and unexpected connection. Cocaine link to violent behaviour. Fuckwit of the Yard. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Writing about mechanical birds. View my complete profile. Other things to look at. Around The World With Jonny G. BBC News [cue 'Land of Hope and Glory']. How we dance in glasgow.
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slalom-speaking: Water lot of nonsense!
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Careering about 'twixt outrage and the outlandish. Tuesday, February 12, 2008. Water lot of nonsense! Which, like the Teatool(TM), is so stupid that I suspect there is actually an office full of people dedicated to thinking this rubbish up and then emailing me about it to keep me occupied. But look, here's a photo! This is actually and metaphorically taking the piss. What was even funnier was the other link. Pervert, you), for example. Labels: bored beyond measure at work AGAIN. Like the blog, by the way.
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slalom-speaking: May 2010
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Careering about 'twixt outrage and the outlandish. Wednesday, May 05, 2010. For more recent words, please go here:. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Writing about mechanical birds. View my complete profile. Other things to look at. Around The World With Jonny G. BBC News [cue 'Land of Hope and Glory']. How we dance in glasgow. Julia Smith's Ten Minutes Hate. Macca's got a brand new blog. Random notes in dull neon. Some, er, Breeze makes me feel fine. Veghead's Load of Bologs. Znet: Pinko liberal media.
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slalom-speaking: January 2008
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Careering about 'twixt outrage and the outlandish. Monday, January 21, 2008. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck, it's January the 21st of January, 2008! And I never even said 'happy new year' to the cyberworld. Do we still call it that? It seems like an age, is it Web 3.0 now? I can't keep up. Great, so 2008 sees me in an enthusiastic frame of mind, and what could be better to ease one back into the blogosphere than the juxtapositioning of Paxman and pants. Im the Paxman - yeaah the Paxmaaan. New year finger outage. BBC Ne...
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slalom-speaking: Diversion
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Careering about 'twixt outrage and the outlandish. Wednesday, May 05, 2010. For more recent words, please go here:. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Writing about mechanical birds. View my complete profile. Other things to look at. Around The World With Jonny G. BBC News [cue 'Land of Hope and Glory']. How we dance in glasgow. Julia Smith's Ten Minutes Hate. Macca's got a brand new blog. Random notes in dull neon. Some, er, Breeze makes me feel fine. Veghead's Load of Bologs. Znet: Pinko liberal media.