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Hot Water Cornbread: float
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Thursday, February 5, 2009. Have you played this fucking game? It comes standard on whatever version of the blackberry cellphone that the cingular nazis gave me. it may come on other phones as well, i don't have any clue. The ONLY other thing i know regarding Brickbreaker, is that Sweet Tits consistently exerts her dominance over my fat ass at that game and that i will not stop playing until i can beat her. mark it, dude. Lets get to some updates. My friend jesse became my hero for a day when he was able...
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Hot Water Cornbread: vanguard monaural
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Monday, March 9, 2009. I am absolutely in neutral. We discuss his latest blog posting about the disappearance of saturday morning cartoons (unmagicalrealism.blogspot.com), tracking your shipments via the interwebnets, selling shoes, the Church of James Brown, and assorted offshoots of all these topics. Terry: did you enjoy my last blog? I got a little carried away. that happens a lot when i write those blogs. I think it meandered a bit, but i did enjoy it. you goddam meanderer. Terry: i was actually goin...
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Hot Water Cornbread: February 2009
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Tuesday, February 24, 2009. Dammit, it feels like 6 months since i last posted a legitimate (? Blog the written word has proved itself to be a burden the last couple of weeks. many irons in the proverbial fire. I quite enjoyed doing the podcast. we should be recording another on thursday with John Elliott, a fabulous (no homo) songwriter from Minnesota (! Let's get to some updates. They almost got us. All work and no play makes jack a dull felon. They didn't get a chance to leave before the police appear...
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Hot Water Cornbread: January 2009
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Wednesday, January 28, 2009. Consolers of the lonely. To quote a famous evil baby, "victory is mine! If you enter the words. Hot, water, cornbread,. That said, i really don't have any concrete ideas about what else is left for me to accomplish. at #38 on google's search list, i've clearly reached the pinnacle of my chosen endeavor in just six short weeks. Let's get to some updates. Blog, so i won't bore you with them. Some background - Uno is recently divorced from a girl who suddenly decided/realized/ad...
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Hot Water Cornbread: the metamorphons
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Sunday, February 8, 2009. Is HWC a dracula or a werewolf? I spent about an hour debating this topic with the three members of The Sideshow Tragedy friday night, well after the bar had closed, the One-Percenters had been swept out into the night, and the money had all been counted. Nathan and one of his friends/co-workers/hetero(? Understand that HWC is not making any value judgements between the two by implying that being a dracula is somehow unsavory or undesirable. also understand that there is not...
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Hot Water Cornbread: big doe rehab
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Wednesday, February 11, 2009. Sweet Tits is slowly becoming an expert on the blogosphere (is that the right word? And its inner workings. She reads all these other blogs about dead babies or babies with their organs born on the outside or by stay-at-home mothers that eat their babies or whatever. they are probably all much better written than this one. but they are also all incredibly boring. Barats and bereta - the best thing to come out of Gonzaga since John Stockton. Found this on accident. February 1...
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Hot Water Cornbread: strawberry jam
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Tuesday, January 27, 2009. So i just found out that my friend Daintch is going to be having a baby in eight months or so! A few words for the father-to-be: welcome to hell, and in your face, you dumb bastard. didn't let me talk you out of getting married, so now you're suffering the consequences. i hope you choke on that newborn baby smell. and to top it all off, i swear that last night, getting into bed, i heard Sweet Tits' uterus growl, "feeeeeed meeee! You make me sick, Daintch. congratulations. And w...
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Hot Water Cornbread: December 2008
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Monday, December 29, 2008. Howl howl gaff gaff. Well, it's all i can stand. Your unspoken demand for a mailbag has not gone unheard. or, hasn't not gone unheard. what i'm saying is that while it hasn't been heard, per se, on account of it's unspoken nature, it also has not been unheard, even though there is nothing to hear. i am certain you understand what i'm trying to convey. Hold the motherfucking phone, Hot Water Cornbread! You're on it. - HWC. Hey, Hot Water Cornbread! Anna, thanks for writing. ...
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Hot Water Cornbread: grand drive
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Monday, February 16, 2009. I wish i had a really clever intro to write here, but since nobody has come to expect cleverness or originality from me, i don't really want to go against the overwhelming mediocrity that HWC has become synonymous with. This episode is all grassroots and shit, featuring only myself and co-host Aaron, and of course, Sweet Tits in what will be an unfortunate and debilitating recurring role. God rest your soul. Hot Water Cornbread Podcast. February 23, 2009 at 11:03 AM. Tales from...
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Hot Water Cornbread: kill hank morris
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Tuesday, February 24, 2009. Dammit, it feels like 6 months since i last posted a legitimate (? Blog the written word has proved itself to be a burden the last couple of weeks. many irons in the proverbial fire. I quite enjoyed doing the podcast. we should be recording another on thursday with John Elliott, a fabulous (no homo) songwriter from Minnesota (! Let's get to some updates. They almost got us. All work and no play makes jack a dull felon. They didn't get a chance to leave before the police appear...
