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The Mother Road. Caution: Sharp Tongue Ahead.: June 2008
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The Mother Road. Caution: Sharp Tongue Ahead. A site dedicated to all the amusing and unamusing happenings in my brain! Sit back, relax, and EMBRACE THE INSANITY! Monday, June 30, 2008. And my parents are driving me CRAZY. So in case you were wondering, I had pretty much decided that I wouldn't go. But then, my sister (who truly is one of my best friends) had this to say. Are you ready for this? UGH MAJOR FAMILY GUILT PANG. WHICH IS ONE OF THE THINGS I'VE ALWAYS HAD HANGING OVER MY HEAD ANYWAY. Wave and ...
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The Mother Road. Caution: Sharp Tongue Ahead.: November 2007
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The Mother Road. Caution: Sharp Tongue Ahead. A site dedicated to all the amusing and unamusing happenings in my brain! Sit back, relax, and EMBRACE THE INSANITY! Thursday, November 29, 2007. So I have this blog topic list that you all so wonderfully itemized for me. And for the last few days I've stared at it and want to write some more of it. But I'm getting bogged down. Why? Everyone else: Thanks for not saying I'm bat shit crazy (even though you are all thinking it). I'll be in touch! Mom of the year.
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The Mother Road. Caution: Sharp Tongue Ahead.: Important Announcement
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The Mother Road. Caution: Sharp Tongue Ahead. A site dedicated to all the amusing and unamusing happenings in my brain! Sit back, relax, and EMBRACE THE INSANITY! Tuesday, September 2, 2008. Be it known to all persons that any and all decisions from this point forward shall be made by proclamation according to the mystical powers of the Magic 8-Ball. That way I have someone else to blame when everything blows up in my face. Mom of the year. Also, remember to NOT shake it . September 7, 2008 at 6:48 PM.
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The Mother Road. Caution: Sharp Tongue Ahead.: August 2008
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The Mother Road. Caution: Sharp Tongue Ahead. A site dedicated to all the amusing and unamusing happenings in my brain! Sit back, relax, and EMBRACE THE INSANITY! Tuesday, August 19, 2008. Oh my God. Somebody fucking help me! I got a message from LD's preschool teacher today that she'd like to schedule a home visit this week. THIS WEEK! As the message sank into my busy brain, I scanned my kitchen. All that came to mind was this:. Grab your mops and hike over. STAT! Web shout to SALY. Mom of the year.
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The Mother Road. Caution: Sharp Tongue Ahead.: She Teaches Me
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The Mother Road. Caution: Sharp Tongue Ahead. A site dedicated to all the amusing and unamusing happenings in my brain! Sit back, relax, and EMBRACE THE INSANITY! Monday, August 18, 2008. Life is not always pretty. Being a grown-up isn't easy. Making hard choices sucks. Trying to be the woman I want my daughter to emulate is a challenge. Sometimes, though, she is the one teaching me. Mommy, why are you crying? How should I answer a question like that to a three-year-old? I love you, too, boo," I said.
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The Mother Road. Caution: Sharp Tongue Ahead.: May 2008
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The Mother Road. Caution: Sharp Tongue Ahead. A site dedicated to all the amusing and unamusing happenings in my brain! Sit back, relax, and EMBRACE THE INSANITY! Wednesday, May 28, 2008. In Memory of David L. Leimbach. As the service began, our whole family gathered in a small room to shield us from the finality of closing Grandma's casket. Do you remember that? This week, David, we are mourning our loss of you. Mom of the year. Tuesday, May 13, 2008. For those of you who've followed this blog for a whi...
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The Mother Road. Caution: Sharp Tongue Ahead.: Funny Shit
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The Mother Road. Caution: Sharp Tongue Ahead. A site dedicated to all the amusing and unamusing happenings in my brain! Sit back, relax, and EMBRACE THE INSANITY! Tuesday, August 12, 2008. There is nothing funnier than people falling down. They glued this bastard's flip flops to the floor. Enjoy, fuckers! Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks. Mom of the year. Oh, man. Did I ever need this today! August 12, 2008 at 1:29 PM. Mom of the year.
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The Mother Road. Caution: Sharp Tongue Ahead.: I Don't Mess Around
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The Mother Road. Caution: Sharp Tongue Ahead. A site dedicated to all the amusing and unamusing happenings in my brain! Sit back, relax, and EMBRACE THE INSANITY! Tuesday, July 29, 2008. I Don't Mess Around. OK, so Landlocked Media, LLC's street team division is up and running. With college about to come back from summer break, I'll be recruiting. And since pix are worth a thousand words, here you go. I give you "2 Legit 2 Quit.". Mom of the year. LOVE the painting.It's like stained glass! Mom of the year.