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Where's my Spotlight, bitches?!?: note to penis havers
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Where's my Spotlight, bitches? Asking questions about life in NYC, as a actor, and as a human. Or am I? Wednesday, June 27. Note to penis havers. Dear men everywhere,. When i ask you out for a drink. that's all i want. A drink. the two of us. maybe a conversation? Or we could be silent and make silly faces.). Things i do not want: babies. blood. marriage. Don't hyperbolize the invite. A woman who just likes alcohol. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. Are you Following me?
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Where's my Spotlight, bitches?!?: WHY ME?!
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Where's my Spotlight, bitches? Asking questions about life in NYC, as a actor, and as a human. Or am I? Thursday, June 28. Someone stole $1000 from me. HSBC called me to tell me that they believed some fraudelent charges had occured with my account. I would never take out $1000 from my account. From a Citibank, no less. Nor down on Canal Street. What would I need $1000 for on Canal Street? 300 fake Kate Spade bags? 1666 drawing pencils from Pearl Paint? 400 dumplings from Chinatown? I hope there's a KARMA.
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Where's my Spotlight, bitches?!?: June 2011
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Where's my Spotlight, bitches? Asking questions about life in NYC, as a actor, and as a human. Or am I? Tuesday, June 28. The temperature has reached 70 degrees and more in city. Insert lackluster display of emotion.). This is what happens in the SUMMER. It gets HOT in NYC and it gets Humid. But unlike most years, in Summer 2011 a plethora of species came out of the woodwork. Who had been in hiberation, like bears in their dens. Take out your binoculars, folks! The No Bra Beetles. Especially on the train.
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Where's my Spotlight, bitches?!?: Body Pride #2
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Where's my Spotlight, bitches? Asking questions about life in NYC, as a actor, and as a human. Or am I? Wednesday, March 7. When I was at least 8 years old, my dad taught me how to defend myself against an attacker. And it definitely involved AN. Honestly. Elbows are some of the oddest things in the world. And inevitably, I always end up staring at them. And that extra skin folds up in a nasty, wrinkled, hairless cat sort of way. When you hit them in just the right spot, it hurts like THE DICKENS. Shitty...
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Where's my Spotlight, bitches?!?: July 2012
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Where's my Spotlight, bitches? Asking questions about life in NYC, as a actor, and as a human. Or am I? Monday, July 30. I think ima get that thing where you can't get girls pregnant no more. Yeah, my n-gga! I can't deal anymore. I heard dat. But why? Child support is fuckin' expensive. I gots 3 kids and i'm good. Gotta make that paper, boi! You'll see. After #5, your *ss is broke! FROM THIS STORY DID YOU GET THE FOLLOWING:? MAN #1 HAS 5 KIDS. MAN #2 HAS 3 KIDS. When I write MAN #1 and MAN #2,. Picture W...
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Where's my Spotlight, bitches?!?: June 2012
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Where's my Spotlight, bitches? Asking questions about life in NYC, as a actor, and as a human. Or am I? Friday, June 29. When did opinions become unsexy? When hot bimbos have none. Thursday, June 28. Someone stole $1000 from me. HSBC called me to tell me that they believed some fraudelent charges had occured with my account. I would never take out $1000 from my account. From a Citibank, no less. Nor down on Canal Street. What would I need $1000 for on Canal Street? 300 fake Kate Spade bags? A drink. ...
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Where's my Spotlight, bitches?!?: July 2011
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Where's my Spotlight, bitches? Asking questions about life in NYC, as a actor, and as a human. Or am I? Thursday, July 28. Please support this show and Sanguine Theatre Company! I'm in it. BOOM! Even a $1 would be appreciated. Click this to donate: KICKSTARTER. Thank you so much! Even if you can't donate. come see this show in August. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile. Are you Following me? There was an error in this gadget. A Life of Questionable Taste. CUTE THINGS FALLING ASLEEP.
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Where's my Spotlight, bitches?!?: January 2012
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Where's my Spotlight, bitches? Asking questions about life in NYC, as a actor, and as a human. Or am I? Wednesday, January 25. Why are there people,. Who put up pictures of their 4-6-8 pack abs. Believe me, i'm proud. I'm gonna start putting up pictures of random parts of my body. Let's see how you like that. Hot stuff, right? Look at that lobe. Look at the sloping of the concha. And curvature of that helix. If you're not turned on, I suggest you take a second look. The anatomy of THE EAR. Okay here we go.
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Where's my Spotlight, bitches?!?: August 2011
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Where's my Spotlight, bitches? Asking questions about life in NYC, as a actor, and as a human. Or am I? Tuesday, August 30. This weekend was boring. I painted my toes 4 times. Yes, 4 times! My 2 grandmothers combined could've caused more HYPE and destruction than this hurricane in NYC. Mind you. I have North Carolina and the Bahamas in my thoughts. They were slammed and do not wish their fate on NYC. I do have a few things to say about this whole weeekend. F U MTA for not being gangsta enough! Shitty Fab...
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Where's my Spotlight, bitches?!?: May 2011
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Where's my Spotlight, bitches? Asking questions about life in NYC, as a actor, and as a human. Or am I? Friday, May 27. Ladies and Gentlemen,. The MTA gods say: IF YOU SEE SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING. Look at exhibit A in the picture above. Let's talk about FASHION. Let's talk about how it's been 80 degrees for the past 2 days. Let's talk about how the 6 train may be air conditioned. But I've never seen so many people stay away from sitting next to one person. Let's talk about who framed Roger Rabbit.
