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Classical Gas Emissions: Album: Let The Good Times Rock
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Become a fan on Facebook. Sunday, February 6, 2011. Album: Let The Good Times Rock. Before I start this blog entry, I need to send out a huge apology to Arc Sound LTD. A while back, I wrote a little review on the album "Top Chart Hits of Today Vol. 3." I was WAY too tough on that album. If you haven't read and listened to it, you can do so here. I'm sorry Arc. I won't doubt your deliverance of quality 'cheap imitations' again. Now, let me present you with the cream of the crap. Here's Bill Wither's bigge...
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Classical Gas Emissions: Twisting Your Ears Off
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Become a fan on Facebook. Friday, April 3, 2015. Twisting Your Ears Off. It's time to post more of the garbage I buy. I've included the song "The Twist" from each album along with one other popular song that came out of the craze. The Twisters - C'Mon, Let's Do The Twist. Listen to The Twist. Listen to Quarter To Three. The Charlie "Hoss" Singleton Combo - The Big Twist Hits. Not only is this band's name worse than "The Twisters", the music is a bunch of "hoss" shit. Surprisingly, this album came fro...
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Classical Gas Emissions: February 2015
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Become a fan on Facebook. Tuesday, February 24, 2015. The Musical Career of Disco Dog. It's quite evident that these albums were made for children with ADD. Every song on the album is interrupted with really terrible jokes. I suppose Mr. Pickwick thought he was a funny guy. There are literally no gaps between the songs, because Mr. Pickwick doesn't need the children's attention going toward something more interesting, like a set of keys laying near an electrical outlet. Comin' Round The Mountain. As a si...
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Classical Gas Emissions: August 2014
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Become a fan on Facebook. Tuesday, August 5, 2014. New Artists: August 2014. I have a new feature on this site. New Artists! I've signed up with a website who distributes new artists to websites and blogs for review. In other words, all the audio digitizing, MP3 tagging and artwork scanning is all done by the artist. All I have to do is listen to it and figure out if I want to review it. Easy! The Day of the Lord's Return. So America rules, and everybody else drools. Listen to American Needs To Pray.
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Classical Gas Emissions: April 2015
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Become a fan on Facebook. Thursday, April 23, 2015. Album: Heavy Hits Vol. 1. I bought another one! You can check out my other Exclusive Records review here. I'm not gonna waste any more of your time, so let's get to the highlights of this record. Nothing says "heavy" like a jazzy boppy tune like Rockin' Robin! Listen to those dark tweedly deedly deets! Feel the soul crushing clapping! And those demonic lyrics make you wanna break an egg! Listen to Rockin' Robin. Rock And Roll Pt. 2. Yeah, I've been a bi...
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Classical Gas Emissions: Cheap Imitations Of Your Favorite Hits!
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Become a fan on Facebook. Tuesday, August 31, 2010. Cheap Imitations Of Your Favorite Hits! Anyway, I'm bringing you highlights from three 8-track tapes. Some of the songs actually closely follow the original, while others make you wonder if these guys listened to the original more than twice. But I digress, that's not really Mungo Jerry or T.Rex, nor is stereo actually a living thing. For the second song, here is some Canadian dude trying to remove Marc Bolan's accent in the T.Rex song "Hot Love"...
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Classical Gas Emissions: January 2015
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Become a fan on Facebook. Saturday, January 31, 2015. Jian Ghomeshi Sucks (and so does Moxy Fruvous). Brace yourself for a somewhat lengthy history lesson. Why is it that Canadian bands can be automatically identified by their musical stupidity? Other good examples are The Barenaked Ladies and Celine Dion. Anyway, Moxy Fruvous quickly disappeared from the airwaves and from my mind. until 1996. We were treated to an extremely boring educational video, interrupted by some of Moxy's extremely terrible music...
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Classical Gas Emissions: November 2014
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Become a fan on Facebook. Thursday, November 27, 2014. Songs Sung Like Poo: Neil Diamond Tragedies. You know my 'in queue' boxes are quite full when I can pair up tribute albums of Neil Diamond. Let's face it, Neil isn't exactly the first artist you'd expect to find a crappy tribute album of. The first one is actually Elvis. The Heartlite Band - Music of Neil Diamond. It sounds like the band said "Fuck this shit, it's good enough.". Listen to Cracklin' Rosie. Avenue Recordings - A Tribute to Neil Diamond.
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Classical Gas Emissions: Album: Heavy Hits Vol. 1
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Become a fan on Facebook. Thursday, April 23, 2015. Album: Heavy Hits Vol. 1. I bought another one! You can check out my other Exclusive Records review here. I'm not gonna waste any more of your time, so let's get to the highlights of this record. Nothing says "heavy" like a jazzy boppy tune like Rockin' Robin! Listen to those dark tweedly deedly deets! Feel the soul crushing clapping! And those demonic lyrics make you wanna break an egg! Listen to Rockin' Robin. Rock And Roll Pt. 2. Yeah, I've been a bi...