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10 Stupid Questions with Answers | Lavanya's Blog
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10 Stupid Questions with Answers. 1 At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends…. Hey, what are you doing here? Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here. 2 In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…. Sorry, did that hurt? No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia….why don’t you try again. 3 At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…. Why, why him, of all people. Would it rather have been you? 4 At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter. Oh, so you smoke.
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Why Newton went crazy | Lavanya's Blog
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Why Newton went crazy. Once Newton came to India and watched a few Indian movies. Here are a few scenes from the movies he watches. 1) Hero has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can’t be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Hero is shot in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! He throws the knife at the middle gangster and shoots. Not even in your remotest imaginations. Hero gets t...
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Amazing Microsoft Surface computing | Lavanya's Blog
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Amazing Microsoft Surface computing. Use your restaurant table to give order. Put your credit card in the table for payment. Once you are in business meeting and both of you are carrying blue-tooth enabled mobile phones can share your business data. All in your good old normal table with abnormal activities. I wonder how people are getting all these ideas. Watch this for more information on surface computing. Http:/ www.techcrunch.com/2007/05/29/microsoft-announces-surface-computer/. Plots sale in Ongole.
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Easter Eggs | Lavanya's Blog
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Open Microsoft Word and type following. And then HIT ENTER. Load Notepad in Windows (in my case XP Pro). Type bush hid the facts or this app can break or this api can break or this cat can split or jane can not dance or xxxx xxx xxx xxxxx (all in lowercase, no quotes). Save this file under a name of your choice. 3) Visual C – The ATL Team. Create an ATL project. Choose “New ATL Object…” from the Insert menu. Click one by one on the objects in the list view (left to right, top to bottom ). Download and in...
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Never Give Up…. One day I decided to quit…. I quit my job, my relationship, my spirituality…. I wanted to quit my life. I went to the woods to have one last talk with God. (more…). On March 7, 2007 at 10:14 am Comments (6). Expand and Collapse table rows / tree structures with Javascript. By using DOM and Javascript we can create Expandable / collapsable tree structures or Tables like below . Example can be seen here. Http:/ myjavaserver.com/ lavanya505/htmls/ExpandCollapse.htm. Worship should be done in...
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New 2 Rupee coin of India bears Christian cross | Lavanya's Blog
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New 2 Rupee coin of India bears Christian cross. Here is the article by v sundaram. Http:/ www.newstodaynet.com/2007sud/mar07/210307.htm. The press release from the Reserve Bank of India about the new Rs. 2 coin (image on the top left) is rather benign. Describing one side of the new Ferritic Stainless Steel coin, the press note says. On June 29, 2007 at 11:16 am Comments (5). To TrackBack this entry is:. Feed for comments on this post. 5 Comments Leave a comment. Collecting coins is my hobby. On July 6,...
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How to drive a car | Lavanya's Blog
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How to drive a car. One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window. – Sydney. One hand on steering wheel, one hand on horn – Japan. One hand on steering wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator – Boston. Both hands on steering wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror – New York. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat – Italy. On August 24, 2007 at 8:30 am Leave a Comment. To TrackBack this entry is:. My Fav...
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Track Your Expenses | Lavanya's Blog
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Expense tracking is important because it helps you understand where all your money goes and will keep you on track with all your bills. You can find one such expense tracker here. http:/ www.planabudget.com/budget download.htm. On June 30, 2007 at 9:15 am Comments (1). To TrackBack this entry is:. Https:/ klavanya.wordpress.com/2007/06/30/track-your-expenses/trackback/. Feed for comments on this post. One Comment Leave a comment. On November 7, 2007 at 3:20 pm Track your budget « Bumblebee Speaking.
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Google’s April Fools day Practical jokes | Lavanya's Blog
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Google’s April Fools day Practical jokes. You might have already noticed some of these new products on Google homepage. A free broadband internet service. Http:/ www.google.com/tisp/install.html. 8220;Google TiSP (BETA) is a fully functional, end-to-end system that provides in-home wireless access by connecting your commode-based TiSP wireless router to one of thousands of TiSP Access Nodes via fiber-optic cable strung through your local municipal sewage lines.”. Do we look stupid? 8230;] Google’s ...