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Robert's Rants: September 2010

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Friday, September 24, 2010. Robbers Vacuum Up Money. A certain supermarket deposits cash into a safe using pneumatic tubes, just like the one at the drive through bank teller. Some robbers have the great idea to suck up the cash using the same tube. Mr Supermarket, you have 2 options. Option A: install a hand grenade with the pin duck taped to the floor of the safe. When the robbers suck up the money, they will also suck up the grenade, sans pin. In about 10 seconds your problems will be all over.

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Robert's Rants: April 2010

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Sunday, April 18, 2010. It's the Least I Could Do. I was walking out of work one day with my hands full and a fellow employee offered to hold the door open for me. As she opened the door, she said, "It's the least I could do.". That means that this is the bare minimum that would past human decency. Any less and she would have been arrested, thrown in front of a judge who would look down at her severely, and say, "I sentence you to hard labor for 10 years for not doing the least you could do.". The last l...

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Robert's Rants: National Guard

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Tuesday, June 8, 2010. I always thought the National Guard was for natural disasters, fighting wars, etc. Now they are being turned into a community volunteer group. The Alabama governor is sending out the National Guard to tell people to apply for compensation for the oil spill. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile.

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Robert's Rants: And you thought you were bored

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Monday, August 23, 2010. And you thought you were bored. Joy and fear: miners found alive, stuck for months. Now that the rescuers have found the miners, the rescuers have an even more delicate task ahead of them - how to keep them alive long enough to get them out. The other problem is for management. What is this going to cost them? What do you feed these guys for 2 months? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Thaw vs. Dethaw. And you thought you were bored. Car Allergic to Vanilla Ice Cream.

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Robert's Rants: Knock, Knock

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Thursday, May 6, 2010. I've heard a lot of Knock-Knock jokes lately. But this is the. Only funny Knock-Knock joke. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile.

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Robert's Rants: January 2010

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Thursday, January 21, 2010. Get On the Ground and Give Me. That's right. Get your sorry, no good, dirty body on the ground and take a picture. I am always getting into contorted positions to get the shot of my kids, but it makes a difference. Let me give you 2 examples that show this. First, the amateur:. Second, the Professional:. Executive in his suit. Scroll down 1/3 of the page. Friday, January 15, 2010. A Kayak for Quadriplegics. You have a picture in your head? Now, go click on that link. I know he...

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Robert's Rants: February 2010

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Sunday, February 14, 2010. It's that time of the year again. It's Lent. Last year I made the insane decision to give up chocolate. I survived, but I don't think my family wants me to do that again. I get grouchy when my chocolate index drops below "weak chocolate milk". So this year, I'm going to give up walking. I like walking to the refrigerator. I like walking to see my chickens. I like just walking down the hall. So I'm going to fast from walking. I think I can do it too! Friday, February 12, 2010.

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Robert's Rants: Car Allergic to Vanilla Ice Cream

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Sunday, August 22, 2010. Car Allergic to Vanilla Ice Cream. Below is a story that I read in a book. Being the diligent engineer that I am, I can relate to the poor engineer assigned to figure out why vanilla ice cream causes a car to not start. A complaint was received by the Pontiac Division of General Motors:. In a short time, he had a clue: the man took less time to buy vanilla than any other flavour. Why? The answer was in the layout of the store. Im no engineer, but were taught at work to do the 5 W...

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Robert's Rants: May 2010

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Tuesday, May 11, 2010. Yet another truck has barreled down my street, missed the turn, stopped, backed up (with the look-out-I'm-a-big-truck-and-can't-see-anything beeping sound), and then turned onto the side street. I'm sick of it! I sick and tired of UPS, FedEx, furniture delivery trucks speeding down my street. Either that, or I sit here in my office and get some work done. Oh well. Thursday, May 6, 2010. I've heard a lot of Knock-Knock jokes lately. But this is the. Only funny Knock-Knock joke.

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The Newell House: Thanksgiving

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A Very Barry Life. We were recently the lucky recipients of a piano donation! Aunt Jane and Uncle Kevin had a piano in their house that they no longer used. Since Andrew en. Why doesn't this work? We have packed up and moved to a new web-home. Come join us at www.LibertyHillHouse.com See you there! Birthday Weekend with Beth* I spent this past weekend in North Carolina with Beth and a group of her BFF (best friends forever - I think). We celebrated B. Wednesday, January 7, 2009.