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SQUAWKING: June 2009
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Tuesday, June 30, 2009. THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD! Yes, the worst has happened. The worst possible thing in the whole universe has happened. The worst insult to My royal majestic Person has happened. This is impossible! This cannot possibly be happening. My Majesty's worst, very worst nightmare. My Majesty has bitten her - HARD! On her arm, even today. That fu- -no, wait, such language is beneath My Majesty's great and mighty Dignity! O, yes, they have found a consort for My Majesty. But that is closer.
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SQUAWKING: May 2013
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Tuesday, May 7, 2013. I know. Completely inappropriate. But I have to post it somewhere so I can pin it. Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). I AM THE QUEEN - GEEKS ARE PEASANTS. AW, BEAUTY PERSONIFIED. She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot. PARROTS, LIKE ME. About My Majesty the Queen. Queen Gathuku's Favourite Sites. HRH The Galloping Skirt. Sing A Song-US Govt-Style.
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SQUAWKING: July 2007
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Monday, July 23, 2007. I, My Majesty, has laid an egg! I admit, at first I had no idea What was happening. But then, from My Imperial Body, issued an egg. Perfect beautiful, lovely! Now I know that from eggs come baby parrots. I was so happy. But then that bitch Fatlady told me that my egg would not have proper genetic material, as My majesty has not taken a consort. I am now trying to find the proper genetic material, but as yet, I have had no good fortune. Then I got to. Thinking. Why a bird? Wednesday...
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SQUAWKING
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Tuesday, May 7, 2013. I know. Completely inappropriate. But I have to post it somewhere so I can pin it. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I AM THE QUEEN - GEEKS ARE PEASANTS. AW, BEAUTY PERSONIFIED. She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot. PARROTS, LIKE ME. About My Majesty the Queen. Queen Gathuku's Favourite Sites. HRH The Galloping Skirt. Sing A Song-US Govt-Style. The Bestest Blog of All Times.
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SQUAWKING: May 2007
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Monday, May 28, 2007. HELP, HELP, OH, HELP! My Majesty is in great despair, SQUAWK, SQUAWK, SQUAWK. My feathers, my beautiful, glorious green. Amazon feathers - oh, yeah, and the dumb little white. Downy things, too - are falling out! SQUAWK, SQUAWK, SQUAWK. Help me, help me, help me. I'm just a poor little, spectacled Amazon parrot, far from my homeland, oppressed by all these strange people who don't appreciate my gorgeous majesty. What can I do? But this battle has only begun and I SHALL WIN THE WAR!
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SQUAWKING: My Throne!!
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Sunday, October 14, 2007. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! My Majesty is sooooooo happy. HAPPY! Mama and Darkman have presented Us with a throne. Our very own throne! They constructed it themselves. Thgey are so very clever! We fear We had underestimated them. Well, they call it a portable parrot T-perch. I suppose We will permit them to call it whatever they want. We do love it. They should have done this long ago. I'm so happy. Alex WHO? WHY TRY TO FIT IN WHEN YOU WERE BORN TO STAND OUT? October 18, 2007 at 7:47 PM.
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SQUAWKING: October 2009
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Saturday, October 3, 2009. MY MAJESTY NEEDS A CONSORT. These stupid people have still not provided My Majesty wiyh a suitable consort. (That damned dog doesn't count. ARF-ARF-ARF, BARK-BARK, WOOF is not acceptable pillow ta. Well, We saw this on the telly and then on YouTube. FAT, FATTER, FATTEST LADY.ARE YOU LISTENING TO OUR ROYAL COMMAND? YOU HAD DAMNED WELL BETTER BE. THIS IS A LAST HINT BEFORE YOUR HAIR - BOTH OF YOU - IS COVERED AND WE DO MEAN COVERED WITH POOP! HOP TO IT, YOU TWO! Links to this post.
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SQUAWKING: April 2007
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Thursday, April 26, 2007. KIDNAPPED by evil Kidnapman. Today was my bestest day so far of 2007. I got to go outside! Well, Fatlady didn't let me out of my home. I won't let them clip my wings. I am supposed to fly. I am a bird. Would you humans like to have your legs clipped? So I had to stay in my little home because they think I'd fly away and get lost. I'm not stupid. I'd never leave. Well, I did - two times! But they came and got me. It was so cold. SQUAAAWWWWWKKKKKKK! No, no, no! Until we turned to ...
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SQUAWKING: THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD!!
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Tuesday, June 30, 2009. THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD! Yes, the worst has happened. The worst possible thing in the whole universe has happened. The worst insult to My royal majestic Person has happened. This is impossible! This cannot possibly be happening. My Majesty's worst, very worst nightmare. My Majesty has bitten her - HARD! On her arm, even today. That fu- -no, wait, such language is beneath My Majesty's great and mighty Dignity! O, yes, they have found a consort for My Majesty. But that is closer.