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Elizabethan Paradise: July 2005
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You have failed me for the last time, Admiral! The Cows, The Cows ahhhhhhhhh. QEII sinking, there were no survivors. A careful study was made of the site, Daisy was missing. Several days later, strange reports began to flood into INTERPOL, strange reports about a giant cow! Yes, Daisy had somehow become a 200 metre tall bovine colossus. Quick shot of daisy, the photographer didn't survive. London laid to waste. The worst possible thing has happened, Daisy is an alien! Daisy consults her War Council.
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Elizabethan Paradise: May 2005
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You have failed me for the last time, Admiral! Latest News From The CC. Man trapped in bovine vagina for six weeks! From our own correspondent in Rooty Hill-by-the-Sea. Mr Percy Phista, 42, of no fixed abode, was rescued by the SES yesterday after spending six weeks trapped inside the vagina of a cow. Readers will be pleased to learn that Daisy, the said cow, has not suffered any ill-effects from this ordeal. Mrs L Phista (probably how most people remember her). To this end, I have started on a new endea...
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Elizabethan Paradise: June 2005
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You have failed me for the last time, Admiral! I recently came across the following web-based service:. Exactly what service is on offer? The company is called rent-a-dildo.com . Gathering what information I could from the photo above (obtained from their website), I was left a little confused as to the service they actually provided? Penile grafting to limbs? Some form of penis-shaped weights set? In short, to quote Dirty Harry, "do you feel lucky.punk? Latest news from our International Desk. Russian s...