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The True Origin of Easter
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Specializing in Nonsense, Hearsay and General Horseshittery. Science & Nature. The True Origin of Easter. April 2, 2015. Over the last 2000 years, the story of Easter has evolved into a fascinating tale of magical rabbits, colorfully decorated eggs, candy treats and to a lesser extent, Jesus Christ himself. As a special Easter holiday treat, Nuclear Horseshit would like to set the record straight on the true origins of Easter and it’s immaculate inception. Tragically, several villagers were crushed by th...
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Different Cats Like Different Fish
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Specializing in Nonsense, Hearsay and General Horseshittery. Science & Nature. Different Cats Like Different Fish. March 19, 2015. All cats are marvelous mammals. Cats are finicky. Cats are precious. Cats love seafood and we all know that. Recently a study was conducted at various locations around the globe to try to finally understand what different cats in different locales prefer to eat when it comes to seafood and in particular, fish. Here’s what we found…. French cats seem to only want sea bass, but...
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Boneless Doctor Sutures Himself inside Patient during Spleen Replacement Procedure
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Specializing in Nonsense, Hearsay and General Horseshittery. Science & Nature. Boneless Doctor Sutures Himself inside Patient during Spleen Replacement Procedure. December 12, 2014. While investigating this story, Nuclear Horseshit field correspondent Rib Nature unearthed a report that revealed several botched surgeries and simple mistakes that one might imagine commonplace for a boneless doctor. Dallas Cowboys Backup Punter Sidelined with Foot Rabies. The True Origin of Easter.
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Entertainment
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Specializing in Nonsense, Hearsay and General Horseshittery. Science & Nature. Termite Attack Victims Organize Benefit Concert for the Benefit of Termite Attack Victims. April 17, 2015. Over the last decade, termite attacks against the human race have reached staggering proportions. It's estimated that well … [Read more.]. John Lennon was Actually Dracula. November 28, 2014. I want to hold your hand? How about tomorrow never knows because you were actually a god damn vampire! October 8, 2014.
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Politics
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Specializing in Nonsense, Hearsay and General Horseshittery. Science & Nature. Ted Kennedy Found an Actual High Fat Doughnut in Al Roker’s Liquor Cabinet. November 30, 2014. One glorious September afternoon, Al Roker held a dazzling cocktail party. Bamboo tiki torches yielded way to trapeze … [Read more.]. Alzheimer’s in Ronald Reagan’s Brain Linked to Dog Food. November 24, 2014. Mitt Romney Changes Name to Egg Crawford. November 24, 2014. Nutbrained Tarantula Kidnaps Former President Ronald Reagan.
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Boneless
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Specializing in Nonsense, Hearsay and General Horseshittery. Science & Nature. Boneless Doctor Sutures Himself inside Patient during Spleen Replacement Procedure. December 12, 2014. On a pleasant spring morning in the month of April 2014, Dr. Lerk Vackburn, the world’s first boneless doctor, made his way … [Read more.]. Boneless Cat Drags Teeth on Sidewalk. November 25, 2014. First Boneless Human Walks on Moon. November 13, 2014. Janet Nicholson, age 26, reached our nearest satellite, the MOON!
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Specializing in Nonsense, Hearsay and General Horseshittery. Science & Nature. Register and Submit Your Articles! We’re always looking to add more nonsense to our extensive catalog of horseshit. So, if you want to join the Nuclear Horseshit team, register and start submitting your articles and we’ll publish them if they meet our extremely high standards. Dallas Cowboys Backup Punter Sidelined with Foot Rabies. Termite Attack Victims Organize Benefit Concert for the Benefit of Termite Attack Victims.
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World News
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Specializing in Nonsense, Hearsay and General Horseshittery. Science & Nature. The True Origin of Easter. April 2, 2015. Over the last 2000 years, the story of Easter has evolved into a fascinating tale of magical rabbits, colorfully … [Read more.]. Six Pound Starfish Linked to Kentucky Grandma’s Death. November 23, 2014. It's rare to find a starfish of any kind when strolling the beach in search of seaside wonders and it's a goddamn miracle to … [Read more.]. Ancient Scrolls Reveal Jesus Loved Pancakes.
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Sports
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Specializing in Nonsense, Hearsay and General Horseshittery. Science & Nature. Dallas Cowboys Backup Punter Sidelined with Foot Rabies. April 19, 2015. Blorg Flerpton was well on his way to NFL stardom as the backup punter for America's team, the Dallas Cowboys, until he ran … [Read more.]. NFL Hires Moth to Lay Eggs in Bill Belichik’s Ears as an Experiment. October 8, 2014. John Madden Connected with Cannibalism. October 8, 2014. Dallas Cowboys Backup Punter Sidelined with Foot Rabies.
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