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corndog and rootbeer: “In my defense, these prison walls…they couldn’t hold anything in at all.”- Mariachi El Bronx
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Kids, No Chaser. In my defense, these prison wallsthey couldn’t hold anything in at all. - Mariachi El Bronx. Tuesday, September 22, 2009 posted by. You take an LA punk band named after a NYC borough and have them release a Mariachi album. You know what you get? The beautiful soundtrack to my current life. With the house we bought and all that comes with it ( you see what I did there Dan. You see the problem lies in the tiny fact that somehow I am still not in Los Angeles. The fact of the matter isI know...
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corndog and rootbeer: Visiting Hours
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Kids, No Chaser. Monday, October 01, 2007 posted by. So we shot down to LA this weekend to revive my soul. I'm like a Beluga whale or Narwhal and um LA is like my arctic air and something about blowholes and metaphors about surfacing and blah blah blah. Anyways I was looking weak and my wife took pity on me and we all piled into the car for a micro emergency trip to Los Angeles to try and revive my constitution. Awesome. We ate some Pinkberry. DLOC is the Vince. To my Johnny Drama. His moving into the ho...
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corndog and rootbeer: Goodbye Sweet Heart
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Kids, No Chaser. Thursday, May 21, 2009 posted by. This is not a home. It is a love story. It was at the end of what would later be called our first date, looking for furniture for her home, me along for the ride solely because of my cargo capacity vehicle, that I walked into her house, burritos (that she bought us) in hand: fat chubby Salvadorian payment for my schlepping assistance. You own this house? Are you making fun of me? No I love it. You ARE making fun of me! Yeah I don't know. Here's Dr. Z...
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corndog and rootbeer: Oh Yeah, Did I Mention Our New Kid?
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Kids, No Chaser. Oh Yeah, Did I Mention Our New Kid? Thursday, February 25, 2010 posted by. Yeah we’ve gone zone defense. Tres kids. I had this great idea to blog more with the birth of my third child, to document the first year of his life with great detail in order to preciously encapsulate his entry into this mad crazy world. What the hell was I smoking. Going from one kid to two kids is definitely 2.378 times the work of one (that‘s a period not a comma). I can show you the calculations. Four-year-ol...
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corndog and rootbeer: A Letter to My First Love
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Kids, No Chaser. A Letter to My First Love. Friday, October 20, 2006 posted by. Its been a long time, I know. I think about that night a lot. Staring at the Pacific where San Vicente ends, the lights of the Santa Monica pier off to my left, Brentwood and the memories of the times we spent together behind us. Saying goodbye. Remember when we watched OJ on TV? Labels: El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora La Reina de Los Angeles de Porciuncula. Posted by Henri at 11:22 PM. Links to this post:. All That Comes With It.
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corndog and rootbeer: The Night We Bought the House
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Kids, No Chaser. The Night We Bought the House. Tuesday, April 28, 2009 posted by. Your mom packed you kids up along with a bunch of toys and met me after work at the. But you couldn't help but notice she had some class and some dirty grace. She was almost a hundred years old. She was the one we wanted and we did everything we could as fast as humanly possible from the moment we saw her to be at this point tonight. Our agent was on her way to present our offer. Posted by Henri at 4:29 PM. You Are My Julie.
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corndog and rootbeer: The Pope of Dirty Thirties
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Kids, No Chaser. The Pope of Dirty Thirties. Monday, August 10, 2009 posted by. That’s odd. Yeah I’m sitting here in my living room and it’s oh10 am and I’m all alone. I don’t work Mondays and the kids are in preschool and the wife, she got called in to work today to sub out another doc. And I’m thinking to myselfwhen in the hell was the last time I had a day to myself? Damn Maybe 4 or 5 years? I just had to repeat it again. This is good. Really really good. Seriously WTF happened to Mickey Rourke? Some ...
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corndog and rootbeer: Marriage in the Time of Geese and Aeroplanes
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Kids, No Chaser. Marriage in the Time of Geese and Aeroplanes. Sunday, August 02, 2009 posted by. So I was at a kick ass brunch this morning celebrating the double baptism of my boy Fayedunnaway’s daughter and nephew when his wife, who I usually try to hit on because our boy Puffy is no longer around to hit on her, turns to me to tell me something about MetroDad. First of all MetroDad is my boy because. A) We’re eerily similar. In numerous odd ways. B) Homie gave me a shout out on his blog. I’m absolutel...
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corndog and rootbeer: Milestones
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Kids, No Chaser. Tuesday, September 26, 2006 posted by. What are the moments in life that on their own are enough to have made everything worthwhile and beautiful? The day I saw my wife waiting for a bus and walking up to her to ask her to dinner. Being drunk on Sunset Blvd with a busted heart and having that girl smile as she walked by. Eating carne asada tacos at twilight on a picnic table with my boys about to get into a fistfight. Racing on the 110 freeway when your 16. The very existence of Pillbugs.
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corndog and rootbeer: Slainte
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Kids, No Chaser. Tuesday, March 17, 2009 posted by. This month has been a complete whirlwind. We've been undergoing supersecret project 9000 which is of a sensitive nature and a complete timesuck. However from within this frantic dervish of which I shall share much of in the future upon its supersecret completion.I rise my head long enough to whisper.ahhhh it's my favorite day of the entire year. May the roads rise to meet you. May the wind be at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face;. Speak I...
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