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Jay Mitchell's Blog: Sports Central
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Friday, June 18, 2010. I don't know much about sports, but evidently something significant happened this week involving something called the Lakers. As nearly as I can figure, the Lakers consist of a man named Phil Jackson and someone named Kobe. There are two people who show up to watch the Lakers do whatever they do—Spike Lee and Jack Nicholson. The rest of us watch Spike Lee and Jack Nicholson watching the Lakers. Posted by Jay Mitchell. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Three faces of jay. What's g...
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Jay Mitchell's Blog: February 2010
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Monday, February 15, 2010. The label on something I picked up the other day said …. TRADER JOE’S CHICKEN SALAD. 48% FEWER CALORIES, 90% LESS FAT. THAN TRADER JOE’S CHICKEN SALAD. I was understandably curious about a foodstuff that claims to have 48% fewer calories and 90% less fat than itself. So I opened the package, whereupon it went into an infinite feedback loop and sucked all the calories and fat out of everything in the kitchen. I now weigh 42 pounds. I wonder if Kirstie Alley knows about this.
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Jay Mitchell's Blog: May 2011
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Saturday, May 21, 2011. I just realized that the lyrics to Cake’s “Short Skirt Long Jacket” are actually pretty good poetry:. I want a girl with a mind like a diamond. I want a girl who knows what's best. I want a girl with shoes that cut. And eyes that burn like cigarettes. I want a girl with the right allocations. Who's fast and thorough. And sharp as a tack. She's playing with her jewelry. She's putting up her hair. She's touring the facility. And picking up slack. I want a girl who gets up early.
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Jay Mitchell's Blog: Poetry at 160kbps
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Saturday, May 21, 2011. I just realized that the lyrics to Cake’s “Short Skirt Long Jacket” are actually pretty good poetry:. I want a girl with a mind like a diamond. I want a girl who knows what's best. I want a girl with shoes that cut. And eyes that burn like cigarettes. I want a girl with the right allocations. Who's fast and thorough. And sharp as a tack. She's playing with her jewelry. She's putting up her hair. She's touring the facility. And picking up slack. I want a girl who gets up early.
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Jay Mitchell's Blog: Modern Marvel
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Thursday, May 20, 2010. I have had this gizmo for about six months, and every time I use it, it amazes and amuses me. Cures for dire diseases? All pale when compared to the coolest device ever:. Posted by Jay Mitchell. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Three faces of jay. I have decided to embrace my inner schizophrenic and break my posts into three blogs:. This one) - wacky observations and feeble attempts at humor. Recommended for the mentally deficient and those who will laugh at anything. Other voi...
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Jay Mitchell's Blog: Geek Wars
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Friday, June 18, 2010. The battle between Google (Don't Be Evil) and Apple (headed by Dr. Evil) is getting interesting. The latest salvo is Google's announcement that they are opening their own music store later this year. This, of course, is a shot across Apple's bow. In the open-source spirit of Google, I have a suggested logo for their new service. I would never dare this with Apple, because I know they would dispatch armed militia to my home to seize the artwork and haul my ass off to jail.). I have ...
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Jay Mitchell's Blog: October 2009
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Sunday, October 18, 2009. These days it's fashionable to make a clean breast of things. At last count, 102 U.S. Senators have admitted to extramarital, and often extra-weird, dalliances. (For those of you who are keeping score, 96 Senators revealed affairs with members of the opposite sex, two with the same sex, one with somebody or something in a dark broom closet, and one didn't ask and wasn't told.). The point is, in the spirit of the times, I am going to come clean, too. No, no, and hell no. During t...
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Jay Mitchell's Blog: May 2010
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Thursday, May 20, 2010. I have had this gizmo for about six months, and every time I use it, it amazes and amuses me. Cures for dire diseases? All pale when compared to the coolest device ever:. Posted by Jay Mitchell. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Three faces of jay. I have decided to embrace my inner schizophrenic and break my posts into three blogs:. This one) - wacky observations and feeble attempts at humor. Recommended for the mentally deficient and those who will laugh at anything. Other voices, oth...
