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RAP MUSIC HYSTERIA!: REBELS OF THE NEON GUCCI

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Monday, August 3, 2015. REBELS OF THE NEON GUCCI. On the considerable chance that any producers close to GUCCI MANE. Read this blog, would you make sure to submit Huang Shu-Jun's theme from Rebels Of The Neon God. The simplistic bass line demands the marblemouthed caress of one of Big Guwop's skreet-level noir raps. Alls I want in return is a drop from DJ DRAMA. Screaming, "AS A FORMER RAP BLOGGER, I RECOGNIZE THE YOUNG SHOOTERS IN THIS GAME! MATTER FACT, LET'S FORGET MY BLOG ENTIRELY! I can see it.

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RAP MUSIC HYSTERIA!: I LIKE THE WAY THEY DRIBBLE UP AND DOWN THE COURT

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Friday, August 7, 2015. I LIKE THE WAY THEY DRIBBLE UP AND DOWN THE COURT. You can lay up in that pussy / But I'm bout to dunk on ya ho. Not sure of the exact mechanics of dunking on a ho, and yet - I know, I know. What was the ultimate ho-dunking of the above-the-rim era? Was it Shaq over Ivy League hollow man Chris Dudley? Le dunk de la mort? Or was it the time Scottie Pippen nutted on Patrick Ewing's face in front of Spike Lee? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). GET AT ME DAWG. ERIC VON ZIPPER MUSIC.

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RAP MUSIC HYSTERIA!: DEEPER THAN RAP: READING THE BAWSE!!

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Wednesday, August 12, 2015. DEEPER THAN RAP: READING THE BAWSE! That Ross was born in Mississippi matters only in the sense that his music is different from anything else that came out of Miami. Perhaps this explains why he is less than interested in faithful representation. Ross's Miami is pieced together from old episodes of Miami Vice. That streamlined fantasy of dangerous living in the subtropics that came to be the lens through which we see ourselves. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). She say you ...

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RAP MUSIC HYSTERIA!: R.I.P. SEAN PRICE

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Saturday, August 8, 2015. 2015 has been a fucked up year. Rest in peace, Ruck. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). GET AT ME DAWG. SMOKE TILL MY EYES DEVELOP EPICANTHAL FOLDS. SHOT HOMEBOY IN HIS FUCKIN FACE. ERIC VON ZIPPER MUSIC. RMH BOOK CLUB: THE BOOK OF LUKE. ALL THE YOUNG ZONA MEN. SWAG IS FOR BOYS, CLASS IS FOR MEN. DEEPER THAN RAP: READING THE BAWSE! DJ KHALED SNAKES THE BOSS AND ENTERS THE CHICKEN G. I LIKE THE WAY THEY DRIBBLE UP AND DOWN THE COURT. THEYRE PUTTING DRAKE IN OUR WATER. THE FORCE ...

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RAP MUSIC HYSTERIA!: SPECULATIVE FICTION

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Monday, August 10, 2015. Going the Eldridge Cleaver route, 2Pac embraces conservatism and becomes frequent guest on Fox News. His undeniable on-screen chemistry with Jedediah Bila fuels rumors that the two are dating. Biggie spotted at Brooklyn Fare buying Niman Ranch T-bone steak, artisanal goat cheese, quail egg, and cold-press grape juice. Career devastated by a Jezebel. Fans of rap and shock radio rejoice when Anthony Cumia takes on Pimp C as co-host. Designed by Alexander Wang. GET AT ME DAWG. THE S...

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RAP MUSIC HYSTERIA!: THE SHAPE OF HIP-HOP THAT (FORTUNATELY) NEVER CAME

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Saturday, August 1, 2015. THE SHAPE OF HIP-HOP THAT (FORTUNATELY) NEVER CAME. Just a friendly reminder that in the early oughts, a shrieking cabal of "tastemakers" pushed these comic book nerds as the vanguard of rap music. As silly as a #FutureHive gets, it is far preferable to the grotesque alternate reality where #MrLifCommune is trending. Fun fact: I hung this photo on my boyhood wall to remind myself what wack looked like. Happy August, y'all. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). GET AT ME DAWG.

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RAP MUSIC HYSTERIA!: GENIUS OF LOVE

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Friday, August 14, 2015. Downtown in the '80s was crazy man, you had Lee Quinones aerosol-arting Debbie Harry's face on LES bodegas before Chico (a/k/a the $erge. Of NYC) came in with the strongarm tactics and the deft Norman Rockwell hand. Shit, you had Fab 5 Freddy paying people to paint soupcans on the iron horse and generally perfecting the sheister activities that made a Suge Knight possible ('cept Freddy was and remains a Classic Man; dig that porkpie, playa). August 15, 2015 at 5:29 AM. RMH BOOK C...

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RAP MUSIC HYSTERIA!: THEY'RE PUTTING DRAKE IN OUR WATER

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Tuesday, August 4, 2015. THEY'RE PUTTING DRAKE IN OUR WATER. Writergate (mk. ∞). Is inherently misguided because it underestimates the aggressive parasitical nature of DRAKE'S. On-mic presence, his awesome figuration in the pop-cult cosmos. This ain't even on some, "It don't matter who wrote the songs, so long as they exist" kumbaya shit. One drop of Drake poisons the whole well. "Where Ya At". Sounds like a vintage FUTURE. Bow Wow - "Let's Get Down" (T.I.). Now who wrote the Rap City. GET AT ME DAWG.

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RAP MUSIC HYSTERIA!: August 2015

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Thursday, August 27, 2015. SMOKE TILL MY EYES DEVELOP EPICANTHAL FOLDS. As far as media representations go, AZNs been takin it on the nose for a long time. The Mickster. Rocked yellowface so egregiously in Breakfast At Tiffany's. Ya boy was spittin out his egg roll. More recently, Long Duk Dong became the Stepin Fetchit of '80s teen flicks, while Matthew Moy is somehow allowed to continue mincing and jiving on the Goebbelsian laffer Two Broke Girls. Then again, Tom Cruise got to be The Last Samurai.