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Maidens Who Don't Float — Books - Writing - Humor by Sarah Schmelling
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Maidens Who Don't Float. Books – Writing – Humor by Sarah Schmelling. Has written about entertainment, travel, pop culture, health and parenting for The New Yorker, The New York Times, The Washington Post, Parents, Spin, Slate, Paste, Salon, Newsweek, Real Simple, the Los Angeles Times, McSweeney’s, Variety, World Hum, The Huffington Post and many other publications. She lives outside of Washington, DC, with her husband and sons. For more, see sarahschmelling.com. Maidens Who Don’t Float: The Book.
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Maidens Who Don't Float. Books – Writing – Humor by Sarah Schmelling. 8220;Brilliant/Highbrow” —. Magazine’s Approval Matrix. Bench Pick —. 8220;[O]ne of the funniest and wittiest books I’ve read in years, and I highly recommend it to anyone who loves literature” — Curled Up With a Good Book. Phelia Joined the Group Maidens Who Don’t Float: Classic Lit Signs on to Facebook. Is the most ingenious and entertaining book about classic literature that I have ever read” — BookLoons.com. The New Yorker’s. Bill ...
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About - Ophelia Joined the Group Maidens Who Don't Float - by Sarah Schmelling
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Maidens Who Don't Float. Books – Writing – Humor by Sarah Schmelling. Phelia Joined the Group Maidens Who Don’t Float: Classic Lit Signs on to Facebook. Brings more than 50 works of classic literature into the wild world of social media. Classics from. I owe the idea for this book to the confluence of two events: I joined Facebook. From the start, the Facebook news feed. I suppose due to the residue of being a former English major, in the middle of one of these long, newborn-centric nights, I somehow tho...
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Maidens Who Don't Float. Books – Writing – Humor by Sarah Schmelling. Inside the Facebook H.Q. Hidden Camera: Trader Joe’s Edition. The Mom From ‘The Cat in the Hat’ Finally Speaks. The New York Times. Potty Training in 243 Easy Steps. The Disgraced-Public-Figure Holiday Form Letter. Dan Brown, Annoying Facebook Friend. What to Expect: The 39th Year. Armrest Seating, Anyone? My Turn: By Any Other Name. Catch You Later, Or Not. Los Angeles Times, Tell essay. McSweeney’s Internet Tendency. Welcome Lit Love...
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Maidens Who Don't Float. Books – Writing – Humor by Sarah Schmelling. Need your literary-social-networking parody fix right now? Here are some excerpts:. Oscar Wilde’s Profile Page. Edgar Allan Poe’s Profile Page. Hamlet (Facebook News Feed Edition). Welcome Lit Lovers, Humorphiles, People Who Googled “Woodland Creatures”. Bringing you funny stuff since 2008. Learn more. Maidens Who Don’t Float: The Book. My Author Site: sarahschmelling.com. Maidens Who Don't Float: The Book. My book on Goodreads.
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