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THE VOODOO KITCHEN: This Chorizo Assumption

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By Travis Lyle a.k.a DJ Hedmekanik. Bluff Headland Heritage Park? For all those who live in Durban and wonder why our local tourism industry flounders, consider the following:. Me: (Dials 031 3044934) Ring ring.ring ring.ring ring. Unidentified Tourist Junction Employee: “Toozumshin, hakinelpyoo? Me: “Hi there, I’d like to find out some info about the Bluff Headland Heritage Park? Me: “Bluff Headland Heritage Park? Another UTJE “Twos Gumption, hakinelpyoo? AUTJE: “The what? AUTJE: “National Park? By whic...

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THE VOODOO KITCHEN: Dust, Anybody? No?

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By Travis Lyle a.k.a DJ Hedmekanik. Burn, baby. Burn. You’re standing in the middle of a wide, flat plain of baking hot red rock. Next to you is The Wish, a three-storey-high dome constructed out of circles of white-painted marine plywood. A little further off stands a multi-headed effigy, the San Clan, which stands a little higher than The Wish. Around a thousand. Location? Tankwa Karoo, Northern Cape. Yes folks, you’re at AfrikaBurn, South Africa’s own regional Burning Man event. Participants from KZN ...

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THE VOODOO KITCHEN: OK, Computer. Have It Your Way.

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OK, Computer. Have It Your Way. By Travis Lyle a.k.a DJ Hedmekanik. Ladies and gents, we apologise for the interruption in service. We have our best technicians working on the problem. Please talk amongst yourselves for a moment. To be honest, the Blogger platform sucks, and I think it's high time I migrated this blog to WordPress, which I've realised is a much tighter package. And who doesn't like a tight package, hmmm? But before we leave you hanging, please take note of the last NONONO! Leave a commen...

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THE VOODOO KITCHEN: AfrikaBurnt

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By Travis Lyle a.k.a DJ Hedmekanik. Pic courtesy of Wonderleka Woeskus team leader, Liz Linsell. You should get your ass to AfrikaBurn. We did, and it was fucking fantastic for the second time round. Who the hell are ‘we’? We are the AmaDeadlies and we regularly provide CPR to the Durban and KZN electronic music scene, in the form of AmaFullThrottle, NONONO! And a variety of other events. Why did we go on a 3300km round trip go to the Karoo and set up a dancefloor tent at AfrikaBurn? Ps: having some codi...

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THE VOODOO KITCHEN: Turn That Shit Up! Turn That Shit Off!

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Turn That Shit Up! Turn That Shit Off! By Travis Lyle a.k.a DJ Hedmekanik. Supersonic Sound Systems.Or Silence? As AfrikaBurns is a Burner event, it subscribes to the Ten Principles,. It remains to be seen which option will be explored at this year's event in Tankwa Town. Whichever it is, we'll be there. If you'd like to participate in a discussion on this matter, go here. Fletcher - Dreadlox Dub.mp3. For more on African Dope Records (including some fine free downloads), go here. 0 comments so far. I am ...

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THE VOODOO KITCHEN: What Have We Done To Deserve This?

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What Have We Done To Deserve This? By Travis Lyle a.k.a DJ Hedmekanik. Mine eyes have seen the glory of steel. Note the broekie-lace gazebo. Marvel at the sheer breathtaking audacity of faux-colonial style forced to make sweet love to this paean to the gods of sheet metal in an unholy union that would leave lovers of bestiality slackjawed and speechless. Put my eyes out with a hive of angry Madagascan tiger hornets, for mine eyes have seen the glory of steel. This also published on Mahala.

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THE VOODOO KITCHEN: One For The Money

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One For The Money. By Travis Lyle a.k.a DJ Hedmekanik. Money often costs too much." - Ralph Waldo Emerson. Tat either, no, no, no – the real deal, mate: Champagne. Johnny Blue, too, a couple bottles’ worth, and they’re mixing it with…oh my god…cola. And catering from the only Michelin star in town. For a goddamn office party. Fuck me. Best have a medic on standby; the glass on those things has a breaking strain of only 60kg’s. 0 comments so far. Travis Lyle a.k.a DJ Hedmekanik. I am a meat popsicle. ...

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THE VOODOO KITCHEN: I Ask You With Tears In My Ass

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I Ask You With Tears In My Ass. By Travis Lyle a.k.a DJ Hedmekanik. I ask you with tears in my ass. 0 comments so far. Travis Lyle a.k.a DJ Hedmekanik. I am a meat popsicle. With shoes. And so are you. I'm on the right hand coast of South Africa, land of the panga, Durban Poison, bunny chow and samp 'n beans and you are.wherever you are. I write, for love and supper, and I also DJ and organise NONONO! Leave a comment or get me on hedmekanik at gmail dot com. View my complete profile.

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THE VOODOO KITCHEN: Goodbye, Blogger. Hello, WordPress

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Goodbye, Blogger. Hello, WordPress. By Travis Lyle a.k.a DJ Hedmekanik. So long and take care,. Ps: if you need to contact me or send mail on, my new address is Steaknife Tuesday. 0 comments so far. Travis Lyle a.k.a DJ Hedmekanik. I am a meat popsicle. With shoes. And so are you. I'm on the right hand coast of South Africa, land of the panga, Durban Poison, bunny chow and samp 'n beans and you are.wherever you are. I write, for love and supper, and I also DJ and organise NONONO! View my complete profile.