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JOKES: Question and answer
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It's my mission to put a smile on your face. Tuesday, December 4, 2007. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To show the armadillo that it was possible. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get away from Colonel Sanders! Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice? A: Because it was a double-crosser. Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road? A: To take over the other side. Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide. Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach?
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JOKES: Would you define OCR?
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It's my mission to put a smile on your face. Thursday, December 13, 2007. Would you define OCR? OCR - Optical Character Recognition. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Enter your search terms.
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JOKES: Business one-liners 02
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It's my mission to put a smile on your face. Tuesday, December 18, 2007. A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. - Milton Berle. A committee is twelve men doing the work of one. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually. - Abba Eban. A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time. A consultant is an ordinary person a long way from home.
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JOKES: Business one-liners 01
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It's my mission to put a smile on your face. Wednesday, December 5, 2007. A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life for his country. A backscratcher will always find new itches; a brown-noser will always find new sense. A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work. A bird in the bush usually has a friend in there with him. A bird in the hand is always safer than one overhead. A bird in the hand is dead. A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.
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JOKES: Purchasing a new bird
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It's my mission to put a smile on your face. Thursday, December 6, 2007. Purchasing a new bird. After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day. The wife was dismayed because no matter what she did to attract the husband's attention, he'd just shrug her off with some bored comment. To demonstrate some more, the shopkeeper said, "Goony bird! So she bought the bird and took it home. Subscribe to:...
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JOKES: He is new to baseball
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It's my mission to put a smile on your face. Wednesday, December 12, 2007. He is new to baseball. Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. "So, how did you do son? You'll never believe it! Billy said. "I was responsible for the winning run! How'd you do that? I dropped the ball.". Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Enter your search terms.
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JOKES: November 2007
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It's my mission to put a smile on your face. Thursday, November 29, 2007. Bragging about old times. Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. Why, my outfit was so well drilled," declared one, "that when they presented arms all you could hear was slap, slap, click.". Very good," conceded the other, "but when my company presented arms you'd just hear slap, slap, jingle.". What was the jingle? Asked the first. "Oh," replied the other offhand, "just our medals.". Links to this post.
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JOKES: December 2007
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It's my mission to put a smile on your face. Tuesday, December 18, 2007. A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. - Milton Berle. A committee is twelve men doing the work of one. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually. - Abba Eban. A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time. A consultant is an ordinary person a long way from home.
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JOKES: Equal positive integers
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It's my mission to put a smile on your face. Tuesday, December 11, 2007. Theorem: All positive integers are equal. Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive integers, A and B, A = B. Further, it is sufficient to show that for all N 0, if A and B (positive integers) satisfy (MAX(A, B) = N) then A = B. If N = 1, then A and B, being positive integers, must both be 1. So A = B. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Enter your search terms.
