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Niff.Dot: Remember: Tuesday is Soylent Green Day.
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Wednesday, May 11, 2011. Remember: Tuesday is Soylent Green Day. Speaking of which, forgot my headphones on my desk at work yesterday. Which sucks because now I'm forced to listen to the sound of the wind and the chick behind me yelling at her boyfriend for thirty-five solid minutes. Time and place. Srsly. It was somewhat heartbreaking the pain expressed in the cries and yelps from this poor canine soul. Location: Cherry St,Seattle,United States. Posted by Jennifer Lankenau. View my complete profile.
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Niff.Dot: Facebook
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Thursday, May 05, 2011. Having my blog so easily accessible is going to be potentially annoying. I can tell already. I arrive at the bus stop at 6:45 am and my office 7:45 am, so as you can see I have some idle time. However, as my poor blog has suffered some neglect as of late (as evidenced by the numbers over there - ) it could stand some rapid-fire attention. I really hate leaf blowers. It's really busy at work on thanksgiving. I painted the livingroom walls. This was also before the advent of Facebook.
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Niff.Dot: June 2011
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Friday, June 10, 2011. The blog you are looking for no longer exists or has moved. You will not be automatically redirected because I frankly don't know how to manage that kind of technology, since Blogger owns this site and not I. However, if you click here:. You'll be taken to my new digs. Voulez-voulez-vous movin' on up. Posted by Jennifer Lankenau. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Real smarts come when you stop quoting other people." -Chuck Palahniuk. View my complete profile.
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Niff.Dot: Redirect!
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Friday, June 10, 2011. The blog you are looking for no longer exists or has moved. You will not be automatically redirected because I frankly don't know how to manage that kind of technology, since Blogger owns this site and not I. However, if you click here:. You'll be taken to my new digs. Voulez-voulez-vous movin' on up. Posted by Jennifer Lankenau. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Real smarts come when you stop quoting other people." -Chuck Palahniuk. View my complete profile.
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Niff.Dot: I meant to say that.
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Friday, May 06, 2011. I meant to say that. I'm sure most everyone by now is familiar with the infamous iPhone Autocorrect Phenomenon. I'm relatively new to the iPhone, after waiting patiently for two years to escape Verizon Blackberry Storm2 Hell. I had disabled the spellcheck feature on my Blackberry because, as most people of my generation, I went to school before the digital age. So we were forced to learn proper grammar, punctuation and spelling. We considered couples counseling for a while. I have n...
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Niff.Dot: April 2011
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Monday, April 04, 2011. The following irritated the service industry employees I polled before writing this. It surprised me, actually. I have a cynical view of tipping. But before I launch into this full-force, you should know that I worked in the food service industry for quite some time. I worked my ass off. Sacrificing weekends, holidays. Jump to present day.the catalyst for this whole affair. A friend of mine and I had decided to stagger into Cupcake Royale. Are you fucking kidding me? Of them. ...
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Niff.Dot: September 2010
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Friday, September 24, 2010. Logan's Run and Heirloom Tomatoes. For the last year and several months, my co-workers and I were in good with the parking lot attendant and his kindred before him, having the privilege of free parking. Ordinarily it would have set us back approximately $8.00/day to lug our vehicles to work, so we were tickled by the unexpected rapport with the Diamond Parking Company employees. Until four days ago. Until four days ago. Voulez-voulez vouz feets don't fail me now.
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Niff.Dot: Boon has tolerated this for Five Years
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Thursday, May 05, 2011. Boon has tolerated this for Five Years. Boss is taking us to see Thor on Tuesday! Another work movie thing. I know. My boss rocks the party. Tim knows his shit around here, man. At work. He's a smart cookie. Oh, Oh yeah he is. He knows how to de-ice fuel lines! And sail pirate ships! I think he even knows how to do a full open-heart bypass! Well, who doesn't? I called in sick that day. Of course you know how. No, no I don't. I can make my dove look dead though. And chew bubble gum.
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Niff.Dot: December 2010
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Wednesday, December 22, 2010. Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism.". I'm treating insomnia with iPhone fed Wikipedia Loops. There are a combination of factors that have been contributing to my sleeplessness as of late:. Due to my growing irritation and distaste for these nameless, faceless entities above me, I have assigned the blame for the "Free Project". In my hallway to them solely, whether they be the responsible parties or not. Jump on the bed. Jump off the bed. One man's trash is...
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Niff.Dot: My Head A-Splode
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Monday, May 09, 2011. I love how this iPhone blogging app has a built-in stalking feature that inserts my location after I've typed in the title, so people know where I am when I'm writing. Unbeknownst to the app, I'm usually composing these en route to work, so their intentions are alas thwarted. Muahaha. I pass through two entire counties while composing these, you nosy bastards. I don't really feel like writing anymore. Just felt like whining. Voulez-voulez-vous was it as good for you as it was for me?
