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Young and Hopeless: Ridiculous proverbs, entry one
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Ridiculous proverbs, entry one. What you don't know can't hurt you. Little irks me more than this asinine perception we have that the world is our plaything; the only reality that exists is present within the impenetrable bubble that surrounds our lives. It makes me think of the common children's' ploy when wanting to disappear; they their hands over their eyes, believing that if they can't see you, they cannot be seen. I'm ranting about man's importance on the general order of society now? Stairway to H...
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Young and Hopeless: Hi.
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I like sports. To a truly unhealthy extent. I'm also a great believer in short sentences punctuated by emphatic periods. No semicolons. No exclamation marks. Cold, emotionless, perfect periods. I enjoy music. In this I am truly unique. I forgot to mention, I am better at music than you are. I'd add that to my profile, but seeing as nobody likes glorious, expressive, ear-candy I'll keep it to those devoted enough to read the posts and keep the irrelevant info out. So, anyway. have a nice life.
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Young and Hopeless: The Promiscuous and Indignant
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The Promiscuous and Indignant. There's something that's bothered me for the full extent of my consciousness. It's not fat people who wallow in self-pity about their inability to change, although that would definitely be on the radar. I'm talking about those obvious gems of moral conviction and personal legitimacy who choose to dress like Body Saleswomen (I'll leave that up to interpretation) everywhere, with everyone, all the time. So, you tell me. What message is our lady friend trying to send? Enough o...
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Young and Hopeless: January 2008
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Ridiculous proverbs, entry one. What you don't know can't hurt you. Little irks me more than this asinine perception we have that the world is our plaything; the only reality that exists is present within the impenetrable bubble that surrounds our lives. It makes me think of the common children's' ploy when wanting to disappear; they their hands over their eyes, believing that if they can't see you, they cannot be seen. I'm ranting about man's importance on the general order of society now? I am devastat...
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Young and Hopeless: February 2008
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It's a cheap trick and won't work on anyone with an IQ higher than Forrest Gump's, and I apologize to that minute portion of the populace that stands above this point. And choose to simply saunter out without a word, seeing as any criticism will result in an angry retort consisting of some and occasionally all of the following in some variable order:. Why were you checking out my girlfriend out in the first place? Sand is healthy for your skin! Are you intrigued by what I bring to the table? Join us next...
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Young and Hopeless: Our education system is afflicted, its creators retarded.
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Our education system is afflicted, its creators retarded. Merry friday, readers. I come to you today disturbed, frightened, and generally pissed off about the state of high school and collegiate instruction in this great land. However, the European system is so far superior in terms of educating people that a comparison is futile. I've created a thorough scorecard for anyone who really feels like taking the trouble of looking into it. I have found the reason for this puzzling incongruity, ladies and gent...
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Young and Hopeless: Obstinance
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Hi I'm Or. And I'm a television junky. I love viewing grown men bash into each other in pursuit of a ball. I'm also infatuated by any series encompassing twenty five hours of guns, grim complexions, bikinis, and Whataburger ads. And I stand up and applaud every time Rupert Murdoch. Who owns Fox, for those of you who haven't managed to hear him flaunt it) reiterates to us that Homer Simpson is overweight. To summarize, the writers are getting the half-digested crusts of the DVD sale pie, while failing to ...
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Young and Hopeless: Underappreciated Things
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It's a cheap trick and won't work on anyone with an IQ higher than Forrest Gump's, and I apologize to that minute portion of the populace that stands above this point. And choose to simply saunter out without a word, seeing as any criticism will result in an angry retort consisting of some and occasionally all of the following in some variable order:. Why were you checking out my girlfriend out in the first place? Sand is healthy for your skin! Are you intrigued by what I bring to the table? Join us next...
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Young and Hopeless: The unexplainable nature of the sports fan
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The unexplainable nature of the sports fan. I am devastated today. It's tough to spin the emotion and tough to admit to it, as it stems from such an insignificant source. But I have a confession to make that will come as no shock to many of my close associates. I am a manic sports fan. And haphazard minutes of Terminator on Fox whilst credits rolled on the respective film I was viewing at the time (Cheesy, cheesy, OH MY GOD IT'S A FREAKING MOUSETRAP). But as I watched Ellen Page trying too hard to play a...