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Calmer Than You Are: July 2008
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Calmer Than You Are. Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. Saturday, July 05, 2008. Alright, everything below this post was written some time ago, when I was less bitter, jaded, and hateful towards the world. So now that I'm working full-time, paying bills, commuting like a bastard, and generally hating most aspects of my life, the material should take a dramatic turn upwards. A few things I should mention. You Just. Paid. For. This. Sentence. Posted by Q @ 2:08 AM. That ugly girl just walked right into you.
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Calmer Than You Are: June 2009
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Calmer Than You Are. Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. Monday, June 29, 2009. We here at Calmer Than You Are. Are very proud to say that we have reached post #100 since re-opening. And when I say we, I mean no one. Actually being. Of the shit that I've written here would probably make me the World's Biggest Asshole and I just. actually, wait a minute, that doesn't sound so bad. Fuck yeah actually. So how in the world do we celebrate this monumentous occasion? Better yet, I could discuss why I like the show.
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Calmer Than You Are: July 2009
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Calmer Than You Are. Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. Monday, July 27, 2009. This Guy Is Single? Labels: this guy is single. Posted by Q @ 1:04 PM. Thursday, July 23, 2009. Seriously. Fuck Canada. What is the point? But herein lies the problem. Right now, Canada's got nothing but circumstantial evidence. They're simply assuming murder and that's no good. Much like. Which was also no good. No good at all. You see, there are several possible scenarios that could be occurring. Well, it's obvious that she ha...
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Calmer Than You Are: November 2008
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Calmer Than You Are. Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. Sunday, November 30, 2008. Well, I just reactivated my Facebook account for about 15 minutes. What a monumental waste of time. I miss when it was called MySpace and you could pretend to be a 13 year-old girl and prey on unsuspecting sexual offenders. Ah, the good old days. Posted by Q @ 7:16 PM. Friday, November 28, 2008. I did, however, just use Google to make sure "etymology" was the right word to use. So what is the current object of my loathing?
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Calmer Than You Are: March 2009
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Calmer Than You Are. Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. Monday, March 30, 2009. Some people have told me that this experiment to not play with myself for 40 days is unhealthy. Personally, I'm a bit torn. I'm not quite sure which will be worse for my health: the psychological trauma from 40 days of abstinence or the massive physical damage my dick is going to endure once I finally can jack it again. Posted by Q @ 10:28 AM. Sunday, March 29, 2009. With them, though. Hey, wait a minute, what's this. Leam send...
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Calmer Than You Are: May 2009
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Calmer Than You Are. Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. Friday, May 29, 2009. I've been terribly busy with (insert lie here) so I haven't been able to post anything for a little while. And I'm quite busy with (more lies) at work right now, so I'm just going to mention something real quick. Rather than bore you with tales of women who want to bang me, women so pale they make Casper the Friendly Ghost. Look like Kunta Kinte. I thought I'd support a local business. Since when do flying ghosts have feet? In th...
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Calmer Than You Are: August 2009
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Calmer Than You Are. Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. Thursday, August 27, 2009. No, that's not a new sex-term I made up, although the possibilities are essentially endless: "Yeah, RANDOM my ass, bitch! But no, I'm referring to the expression Middle Eastern people use when they go through the security checkpoint at the airport. Could it be my less than exemplary work habits? My constant napping on the job? My mood swings, anger, depression, and general hatred towards all of my coworkers? Now, if you'll e...
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Calmer Than You Are: April 2009
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Calmer Than You Are. Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. Thursday, April 30, 2009. It never fails. Every single time. It doesn't matter who, when, or where. But it's pretty much guaranteed that within five minutes of meeting me, I'll bring up the. Trilogy. It's not hard to see why, it's only the most perfect trilogy ever. George Lucas put out those first three Star Wars back in the 70's and was all sorts of famous/rich/bearded. The Mighty Ducks series comes along and guess what happens? Still, to be fair, e...
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Calmer Than You Are: February 2009
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Calmer Than You Are. Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. Saturday, February 28, 2009. Women who don't swallow? My ex-girlfriend never swallowed. I remember the first time. I think we were in the back of her Honda CRV. Oh, it was as romantic as a blowjob can be. Like a beautiful candle-lit dinner. Just substitute candlelight with street lights, oncoming headlights, or - if you're really lucky - the beam of a policeman's Maglite. Ladies, let this be a lesson to you all. In fact, here are some criteria to ...
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Calmer Than You Are: December 2008
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Calmer Than You Are. Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. Wednesday, December 24, 2008. Attention Intern, Part 2. Blogspot/Blogger has recently gotten a bit wack. For some reason, I can't make my font smaller or bigger and I no longer have the option to center my text. Needless to say, it's rim-jobbing this blog's continuity. More on that later. Oh Thaxton, you wily son of a bee sting. It hurts. A pain that runs deep into my aorta. Where does this pain come from? Brief History of Time. I also steal lines from.