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Assertively Unhip: February 2008
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Friday, February 29, 2008. Something to think about. For all of you Obama supporters, here's a little food for thought. Oprah is a mega-Obama supporter, yes? Consider for a minute Oprah's megalomania. O Magazine. The O Network. The resident Oprah show doctor is Dr. Oz. Is Oprah supporting Obama to create an O-ocracy? Imagine it: the O-office instead of the Oval Office. Little o's instead of stars on the flag. Pretty soon it will be Omerica. Don't say I didn't warn you. The threat of the o. Wish me luck&#...
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Assertively Unhip: Thai, Tattoos, Tequila
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Wednesday, May 28, 2008. Thai, Tattoos, Tequila. This just in: Scarlett Johansson has an album. Just in case you want to buy it. Now that we have that tasty news out of the way, the real news is that to mark my marriage, to mark my departure from Utah (or just for the hell of it) I now have a tattoo. That's right kids. It's my first tattoo (except for those ones I got from the radiation tech back in the cancer days). Anyway, I feel all emboldened now. Maybe I'll make an album. Of course it's obscene.
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Assertively Unhip: October 2007
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Wednesday, October 31, 2007. Give me some candy! After sorting and counting our haul, I'd tuck my bag of candy by the side of my bed. Somehow I just slept better having that candy to gaze at. It was pretty sad to grow up and have to leave that trick-or-treating behind. Once he'd been given a piece, he demanded "More! He needed a little training. At the beginning of the night, I had to remind him not to pick the smarties, but by the end he was picking the chocolate. Thursday, October 18, 2007.
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Assertively Unhip: weekend wrap-up
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Sunday, May 18, 2008. Ok, I know the weekend isn't over yet, but really all I'm going to do today is clean the house and run lame wedding-type errands. And enjoy the sun- finally! In my tank top and flip flops. Finally, in other news, I got accepted to the PhD program. Tomorrow is the decision deadline. Any last words of advice, caution? Impulse purchases that will ultimately change my life. Go for the PhD. Or perhaps an advanced degree in Chocolate studies? Best to you in all endeavors.
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Assertively Unhip: August 2007
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Friday, August 24, 2007. This week, because of our fundraiser at the B&N, I have received so many comments about the evils of B&N. Another friend passed by me, cocked her head, and intoned, "Barnes and Noble? I understand all of the arguments against B&N and for independent bookstores, but the preaching gets tiresome. I find the evangelical enthusiasm for independent bookstores particularly surprising around here where everyone is so uptight about the evangelizing of a certain religion. Do, leaving ample...
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Signifying nothing: Fish on Wheels
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Issue 33: In which she sang. Friday, February 14, 2014. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Join the Mobile Poetry Revolutionary Collective: call 1801-930-0674 identify the title of your poem and its author and then recite the poem. View my complete profile. Poor players who strut and fret. Possibly the best sandwich known to man. Dear America, Last week, I found myself in need of a 'main dish' to bring to a pot luck. I also found myself in need of something that would not require me. On reading your text.
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Signifying nothing: This explains it
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Issue 33: In which she sang. Thursday, April 18, 2013. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Join the Mobile Poetry Revolutionary Collective: call 1801-930-0674 identify the title of your poem and its author and then recite the poem. View my complete profile. Poor players who strut and fret. Possibly the best sandwich known to man. Dear America, Last week, I found myself in need of a 'main dish' to bring to a pot luck. I also found myself in need of something that would not require me. On reading your text.