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Tinfoil Viking Science: Emperor Zod: Ace Reporter
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Situation Normal. Atmosphere Breathable. Brainstem Injected. Dialogue Engaged. Wednesday, September 18, 2013. Emperor Zod: Ace Reporter. Teen wunderkind and all around nice kid Zodrick Brundlebunk got out of school at precisely 3:25 pm. The earnest and intelligent lad stuffed his most important possessions into his trusty knapsack: a few pencils, a notepad, and his primary instrument of mayhem, a laptop. Colin Kaepernick (Emperor Zod) was quoted on Tuesday as saying: "I got mugged by the 12th Man in Seat...
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Tinfoil Viking Science: September 2002
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Situation Normal. Atmosphere Breathable. Brainstem Injected. Dialogue Engaged. Tuesday, September 24, 2002. Mean Green Cookiecutting Machine. A cute woman representing the Raddison hotel came to the front desk today with literature and rates for the hotel. She also brought a complimentary gift. It's green plastic cookie cutter, Christmas tree shaped. It has the Raddison's addresses and phone numbers on it. What is the thinking on this promotional item? I'll bet it's gone already. I'm not sure if Dolores ...
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Tinfoil Viking Science: January 2003
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Situation Normal. Atmosphere Breathable. Brainstem Injected. Dialogue Engaged. Friday, January 31, 2003. The Fat Lady Sings. Tell me loud, tell me clear, aching troubles, gnawing fears. Stand aside, let traffic pass. Watch the world and fade from here. I'm just trying to do my very best. Goodbye constant readers. I'll be coming around the mountain when I can. 5:49 PM - Bottle Rocket Fire Alarm. Wednesday, January 29, 2003. To Be Born Again. In Another Time. In Another Place. On Another Face. So there I a...
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Tinfoil Viking Science: BEG FOR MERCY II: The Wrath Of Zod!
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Situation Normal. Atmosphere Breathable. Brainstem Injected. Dialogue Engaged. Sunday, August 11, 2013. BEG FOR MERCY II: The Wrath Of Zod! BEG FOR MERCY: Emperor Zod's Draft Review - August 2011. Zod's 2011 Almanac - December 2011. Emperor Zod's Draft Review. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. Wait, that's not right. Strike that, let me start over. Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the. Nope. Still wrong. What is all this science fiction bullshit? What do those mean? So how sha...
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Tinfoil Viking Science: November 2002
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Situation Normal. Atmosphere Breathable. Brainstem Injected. Dialogue Engaged. Wednesday, November 27, 2002. Slippery Slopes Of Fondue Mountain. My little sister is always good to get slightly drunk with, so I'll probably indulge with her when everyone has gone to nap on Thanksgiving night. The next day we're heading north to Milwaukee to see Counting Crows. They're a guilty pleasure of mine. 2:34 PM - Bottle Rocket Fire Alarm. Thursday, November 21, 2002. I've been thinking about advertisements lately, ...
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Tinfoil Viking Science: The Zod Abides
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Situation Normal. Atmosphere Breathable. Brainstem Injected. Dialogue Engaged. Sunday, October 05, 2014. There's a fella I wanna tell you about, a fella goes by the name o' Zod. Now, that's a name no self-respecting fella applies to himself, least not where I come from. But the Zod he is, was, and shall be. By his own choice no less. Sure, he's a peculiar cat, this Zod, and maybe that's why I found him so darned interestin'. Before slamming his fist on the bar top. I do not belong here. Plain and sim...
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Tinfoil Viking Science: February 2003
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Situation Normal. Atmosphere Breathable. Brainstem Injected. Dialogue Engaged. Monday, February 17, 2003. Till The Cows Come Home. I just wolfed a shitload of fried stuff. Shrimp, clams, hush puppies, cod, chicken, and some that were just contorted hulks of fried batter. Long John Silver's. A pirate "arrgh! Every time. You go to the bathroom that is. With all that grease my movement will be the voiding of a slippery eel with whiplash. Imagine stepping on a tube of toothpaste. Saturday, February 15, 2003.
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Tinfoil Viking Science: October 2002
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Situation Normal. Atmosphere Breathable. Brainstem Injected. Dialogue Engaged. Wednesday, October 30, 2002. I used to be friend with a guy named Chris. Chris is a gorilla of a guy, a real barrel. He works out a lot and he's abnormally strong. Very physically intidating. We used to play cards in my folks' garage and drink cases of beer. While he's drunk he's usually a cheerful, belly-laughing guy with a Chicago accent so thick it borders on parody. It took several pitchers of Budweiser and several games o...
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Tinfoil Viking Science: Old Thunderdome Boulevard
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Situation Normal. Atmosphere Breathable. Brainstem Injected. Dialogue Engaged. Thursday, December 19, 2013. I was just chillin' out, you know, relaxing in the park, occupying a wooden bench near some trees overlooking a lake, burning a big dumb rasta spliff, smiling, indulgent. I was getting right, laying low, scoping the scene. You know the drill, man. Living. Being cool. Of maybe I was just stoned. Made sense, but ha ha fucking ha, thanks for the victory.". I need JIMMY NOW! Don't panic, I'm sure Jimmy...
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