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Running Naked With Scissors: March 2007
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Running Naked With Scissors. Thursday, March 29, 2007. A Series of Scooches and Wiggles. Do you mind if I sit here? No, I mean no. I don't mind. Sorry. I'm zoning out. Sorry, wow. No, sit down, go ahead. Please. She pats the seat and her nose scrunches up in an embarrassed grin. Okay, great. I sit down and drop my backpack on the floor in front of my chair. I find the button on my armchair and press it, pushing the back of my seat with my shoulders. It doesn't work. Good, thank you for asking. Here we go...
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Running Naked With Scissors: May 2007
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Running Naked With Scissors. Saturday, May 26, 2007. Frozen Treats and Curious Sweets. So a week or so ago I was sitting on the back porch with my family when we heard a curious jingle. That sounds an awful lot like an ice cream truck," my sister observed and we all nodded, mumbling our own variations of "yes, yes that is what it sounds like.". We shared glances and the van rolled out of sight and out of mind. Memories rush back to me like a stampede of half-retarded wildebeest and I rush to a window.
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Running Naked With Scissors: August 2007
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Running Naked With Scissors. Wednesday, August 29, 2007. One Last Coffee Before We College. Her: "This whole home thing is just weird, you know? Me: " you don't really have one? Her: "Yeah. thanks for understanding.". Me: "Well, these are the best years of our life, right? Her: "They sure better be.". Posted by AHaynes at 2:00 PM. Friday, August 24, 2007. Third Part In Well Reknowned Multi-Part Series: Long List Of People I Would Let Stick It In Me. 12) Dora the Explorer. 16) and Jenna Fischer. The Masqu...
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Running Naked With Scissors: June 2007
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Running Naked With Scissors. Saturday, June 30, 2007. Exercise has become easier as well as more frequent. One thanks due probably to the other. It's colder tonight. I'm wearing my green senior shirt, one of the few tangible relics from last year's legacy. OH SIX, it screams. It's really freaking dumb. My mind wanders off to a place I need not worry about it. Thoughts grow so repetitive and tiresome, to do without them is a relief. The moon is really bright. It has been for the past few nights. Without u...
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Running Naked With Scissors: January 2007
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Running Naked With Scissors. Tuesday, January 30, 2007. The Silly Words Of Everyone Else. Don't you know me by now? Isn't it silly the amount of time we spend dwelling on other people's words? And they're just words. just the silly words of everyone else. The answer must be in the attempt.". Posted by AHaynes at 10:30 PM. It's not that I'm unhappy. There's just nothing to be particularly happy about. So why look it? I've got no one to impress. I'll look as unhappy as I want. No I hate having a cold butt&...
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Running Naked With Scissors: February 2007
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Running Naked With Scissors. Tuesday, February 27, 2007. That joke is horrible. and I am terribly sorry I posted it. I could not possibly feel worse or. you know. more dirty. And, though I know it will never make up for what I did, I feel it necessary to post a new joke. one that will represent the begining of my efforts to correct this injustice. What is the difference between an orange and a dead baby? Posted by AHaynes at 7:44 PM. Saturday, February 24, 2007. I don't cum in an apple before I eat it!
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Running Naked With Scissors: April 2007
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Running Naked With Scissors. Saturday, April 28, 2007. The Last Harry Potter Book. Harry will yell a lot, in all caps lock, because he is a teenager and they do that. In one last act of defiance, McGonagle will let her hair down and get a butterfly tattoo on her ankle next to the chinese symbol for "Peace". The steamy sex scene between Ron and Hermione will be ruined by an overabundance of the word "snog". Dumbledore's not coming back. Snape was good all along. I will hate it. Posted by AHaynes at 3:46 PM.
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Running Naked With Scissors: July 2007
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Running Naked With Scissors. Saturday, July 21, 2007. Harry Potter and the THANK YOU LORD of the Phoenix. Yeah I usually only post my garbage about movies on rottentomatoes, but I love this one too much to just let what I have to say sit in one place-. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Now, before we get started, I am well aware this film doesn’t deserve a rating higher than a 7, realistically. But in a series that has grown shallower than your local kiddy pool, this fifth Harry Potter. Fans of ...
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Running Naked With Scissors: December 2006
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Running Naked With Scissors. Tuesday, December 12, 2006. I’m late, had spent too much time debating whether or not to show up. I have no idea how to act. I don’t know what I’m supposed to say or do. I don’t know what impression I’m trying to give. But I decided to come, and now I’m here. It’s dark and raining out. Nothing too violent, but it gets me wet enough. What am I doing here? She didn’t even invite me to come along, just told me she was going. I didn’t even know he was coming. I’m sneaky like that.
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Running Naked With Scissors: November 2006
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Running Naked With Scissors. Sunday, November 26, 2006. This is probably the first party I’ve ever been to with what can be considered the old high school crowd. Party in the sense that there is alcohol, a lot of obnoxious yelping, and what seems to be the unyielding desire to beat the world record for Most People Piled On A Small Couch. It’s fun. I’m a bit late. I missed the frivolous let’s get drunk! Festivities and arrived for the dude, I’m so wasted! The 40 Year Old Virgin. Isn’t that funny. But ...
