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Bitchy Survivor Blog: 3/2/14 - 3/9/14
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One girl's twistedly fantastic interpretation of what the hell is really going on in those tribes. Thursday, March 6, 2014. This must be what hell is like". With a sneezing lady behind you, a screaming infant in front of you and a talkative cat lady next to you. Again, this is a time where you'd sigh into your $12 Bloody Mary and mutter to yourself, "This must be what hell is like." But is it? A hell to be proud of! That's a hell you'd never willingly sign up for. His last name is Bledsoe. Get it? Maybe ...
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Bitchy Survivor Blog: 9/22/13 - 9/29/13
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One girl's twistedly fantastic interpretation of what the hell is really going on in those tribes. Thursday, September 26, 2013. National Lampoon's Horrible Vacation. Bitterness, negativity, vengeance, indulgence. yeah baby! Cackles over an open fire*. Rub it all yourself and let the seduction begin. Let's recap, shall we? Mumbling under her breath, "Blindside. I can't believe I was blindsided. I didn't deserve no blindside! Candice, never one to mince words, tells Frowny that the real reason she got vot...
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Bitchy Survivor Blog: Don't Do Something Stupid!
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One girl's twistedly fantastic interpretation of what the hell is really going on in those tribes. Thursday, March 13, 2014. Don't Do Something Stupid! 88 miles per hour *whoosh! Ann Reinking in All That Jazz). Bouncy and quick-tempered, Funbags says the first thing on her mind and that thing is, "Jeremiah is a stupid stinky face! And I was a dancer in All That Jazz. Isn't her skirt darling? But look at that one with her hat and cane! The French Maid has a pretty brooch though.". Why my defender gave in ...
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Bitchy Survivor Blog: 10/13/13 - 10/20/13
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One girl's twistedly fantastic interpretation of what the hell is really going on in those tribes. Thursday, October 17, 2013. Balls To The Wall. Let's recap, shall we? We continue our tawdry tropical tale at Benihana ( Tadhana. With the moon full and our stomachs empty. A slow dimwitted boulder of a man, HayDouche ( Hayden. So many questions, so little time to catch him up on how addition and subtraction works. And so, with a big question mark dangling overhead, HayDouche announces, "Tushie! Was voted o...
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Bitchy Survivor Blog: 5/5/13 - 5/12/13
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One girl's twistedly fantastic interpretation of what the hell is really going on in those tribes. Thursday, May 9, 2013. It Makes Me Wanna Spit! Romans 7:20: Now if I do what I do not want to do, it is no longer I who do it, but it is sin living in me that does it. Our fertile fable continues with an effete foible at first light. Shaggy, worn, and depleted, Erik narrows his eyes at the rising sun while Theddie ( Eddie. And Mowgli ( Brenda. It's backbreaking work napping in the sand and not fishing. ...
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Bitchy Survivor Blog: 3/30/14 - 4/6/14
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One girl's twistedly fantastic interpretation of what the hell is really going on in those tribes. Thursday, April 3, 2014. Keeping her eyes averted to the crudely removed heart and lungs on her left she strapped on her latex gloves and removed the wooden blocks one by one from the still warm body. Wiping away the blood and viscera on her pants, she placed the blocks on the only dry spot on the floor and attempted to spell different phrases, but nothing seemed to make sense. Shit basket open her. However...
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Bitchy Survivor Blog: 3/16/14 - 3/23/14
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One girl's twistedly fantastic interpretation of what the hell is really going on in those tribes. Thursday, March 20, 2014. Sand Art by Yours Truly, Maui 2014). Forgive me, bitches, but there will be no new blog this week. Next week I'll be in California for work so the Bitchy Survivor Blog. Will return on April 3. Again, my apologies. Don't worry, I'm not quitting the season. I'm actually enjoying it! Posted by Colette Lala. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). I am currently on Facebook. 20 Off For Readers!
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Bitchy Survivor Blog: 9/15/13 - 9/22/13
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One girl's twistedly fantastic interpretation of what the hell is really going on in those tribes. Thursday, September 19, 2013. Don't Let That Fool You! Metallic and salty. Thick and warm. Dripping, gushing, clotting. splat! Blood is the life force coursing through our veins. It scurries hither and thither reddening up our vital innards. white to pink to red. Red! Our story begins at dusk without a chicka. I have come to expect danger and amazing displays of death-defying feats of courage over the years...
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Bitchy Survivor Blog: A Pillow Or A Person
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One girl's twistedly fantastic interpretation of what the hell is really going on in those tribes. Thursday, April 10, 2014. A Pillow Or A Person. I'm supposed to write a blog today. I'm supposed to recap last night's shenanigans in a charmingly witty way. I'm supposed. But, but, but. ribbons and lace and hat boxes and scented candles! Too distracting. Look over there. A flouncy petticoat and a delicate pink shawl! Let's recap, shall we? We continue our feminine fete with the most womanly of symbols, tha...
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Bitchy Survivor Blog: 5/12/13 - 5/19/13
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One girl's twistedly fantastic interpretation of what the hell is really going on in those tribes. Monday, May 13, 2013. It's So Lonely At The Top. And you might find your pocket lined with one million ducats (a cigarette butt and a used condom if you're Jeff Kent). Let's recap, shall we? When the tree branch too escapes his grip and swirls on by, Erik collapses into a hairy pile while firmly clutching his head. It began back at Tribal Council. What was one Dimple became two Dimples and then thre...The r...
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