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The Timblog: Gene Pool
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Reporting on Timorabilia since 2009. Wednesday, August 13, 2014. There's an old joke about different definitions of heaven and hell:. The French are the chefs. The Italians are the lovers. The British are the police. The Germans are the mechanics. And the Swiss make everything run on time. The British are the chefs. The Swiss are the lovers. The French are the mechanics. T he Italians make everything run on time. And the Germans are the police. Do we want our kid to have white boxes or black ones? I have...
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The Timblog: The Shoveler
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Reporting on Timorabilia since 2009. Sunday, February 9, 2014. Here's something I never expected when I turned my life upside down, quit my job, moved 150 miles away and got married. My new main purpose in life seems to be to shovel snow off the driveway. I've become The Shoveler. That's what I do. Lucille, God gave me a gift. I shovel well. I shovel very. Standing proud with my shovel. I had no idea this was only the beginning. Look how tiny those icicles are! See those huge piles? THOSE are icicles....
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The Timblog: April 2014
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Reporting on Timorabilia since 2009. Sunday, April 13, 2014. When my sister-in-law asked me if we'd "pulled the goalie," I knew exactly what she meant. I laughed, and hemmed and hawed, and tried to answer. The answer was yes, but without getting too graphic and personal, we weren't exactly taking direct shots at the net. After 42 years of hemming and hawing, I'm ready to fulfill my biological purpose: to replicate my genes. For example, take sex. (Please! For my entire adult life, I've been trying to hav...
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The Timblog: Spending Time
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Reporting on Timorabilia since 2009. Monday, June 23, 2014. I think I spend the majority of my time thinking about, planning, and managing how I spend my time. Aside from all the energy I use to plan things, set up appointments, make to-do lists, and manage my calendar, there's all the time I talk. About what I've done or what I'm going to do. How was my weekend? What did I do last night? What are my plans for today? What are we doing tonight? What's your week look like? Has to deal with. Among all t...
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Just Tim: Tim-Alone No More
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Saturday, November 21, 2009. So I started this blog a year and a half ago, a week after my ex moved out. At the time, I called it "Tim Alone" because it was in opposition to Timbecca. Which had been our joint blog. I chose the URL http:/ tim-alone.blogspot.com. (This was because Timal One. Was already taken.). So it looks like the only option is to create yet another new blog. So I introduce The Timblog. And the occasional rant on. Thanks for reading. Both of you. Tim Alone is officially retired.
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The Timblog: Lies, Damn Lies, and Real Estate
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Reporting on Timorabilia since 2009. Thursday, April 4, 2013. Lies, Damn Lies, and Real Estate. A Den of Lies: The Sequel. Our real estate adventure is way short on sex, but it makes up for it in lies. Two more lies I've learned about real estate this week:. 1 When a realtor says an issue will be settled in the next day or two, it's a lie. (In this case, it's been 11 days and it's still not settled.). The nutjob who's trying to buy Betrothed's condo tried to back out this week. Her reason? Which is also ...
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The Timblog: Random Thoughts on Impending Parenthood
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Reporting on Timorabilia since 2009. Sunday, August 3, 2014. Random Thoughts on Impending Parenthood. This package was waiting on the porch when I came home from work:. Snugride Classic Connect 30: Only the best for my spawn. Shit just got real up in here. I was really looking forward to having a weekend this week. For the first time in two months, I'm not traveling or working. And what did we spend most of the weekend doing? Tomorrow we're finally having our new sewer line. HOW DO PEOPLE LIVE LIKE THIS?
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The Timblog: June 2014
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Reporting on Timorabilia since 2009. Monday, June 23, 2014. I think I spend the majority of my time thinking about, planning, and managing how I spend my time. Aside from all the energy I use to plan things, set up appointments, make to-do lists, and manage my calendar, there's all the time I talk. About what I've done or what I'm going to do. How was my weekend? What did I do last night? What are my plans for today? What are we doing tonight? What's your week look like? Has to deal with. Among all t...
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The Timblog: Disposable Stereotypes
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Reporting on Timorabilia since 2009. Monday, May 19, 2014. So we're having a baby. Slowly we are preparing ourselves for the arrival of our little bundle of replicated genes. We've officially started Moving Furniture in Anticipation of the Baby. If this were an 80's movie montage, right now there'd be scenes of us painting the nursery and trying to put the crib together. So Katherine asked me to check out the following book from my library: Changing Diapers: The Hip Mom's Guide to Modern Cloth Diapering.
