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Den of the Crazytigerrabbitman: We'll Make Great Pets
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Den of the Crazytigerrabbitman. A worship of all things redundant, retarded, and ridiculous. Like Helen Keller eating a Benedict Arnold sandwich. Monday, August 23, 2010. We'll Make Great Pets. I sometimes wonder if we are alone in this crazy universe and if we’re not, then what do they know about us if anything? Let’s suppose for a second that we are not alone and, not only are they superior to us, but they also know of our existence here on the big, blue planet. I wonder what they would make of us.
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Ask Blog Jesus: And Now Your Answers - Day 195
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Tuesday, December 20, 2005. And Now Your Answers - Day 195. People, my people, my fine people, my fine, fine people. I thank you all for baring your souls to Blog Jesus. And now I shall answer your questions and lift you up where you belong:. The perfect showman, Blog Jesus. Leave 'em wanting more. My question is, do you think they'll want more? Hell no. They'll just move on to the next retard with a good gimmick and I will be forgotten like . . . what the fuck is that guy's name. Cecil B. asks:. Also: w...
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Ask Blog Jesus: And Now Your Answers - Day 191
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Tuesday, December 13, 2005. And Now Your Answers - Day 191. People, my people, my fine people, my fine, fine people. I thank you all for baring your souls to Blog Jesus. And now I shall answer your questions and lift you up where you belong:. Is it bad that i haven't started xmas shopping yet? I mean, i haven't bought a damned thing. Oh, and my cards? They'll be late again this year, too. Is it okay to go out with someone if you know they are more into you, then you are into them? Sure If the Chargers wi...
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Ask Blog Jesus: December 2005
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Tuesday, December 27, 2005. And Now Your Answers - Day 199. People, my people, my fine people, my fine, fine people. I thank you all for baring your souls to Blog Jesus. And now I shall answer your questions and lift you up where you belong:. This all begs the question: who's doing the nailing? I don't necessarily want to do it, but it would have been nice to at least be asked. On your way out, you chicken-shit, can you leave the keys to the kingdom? When's the going away party? Ps: Is GD a midget pimp?
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Ask Blog Jesus: And Now Your Answers - Day 193
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Friday, December 16, 2005. And Now Your Answers - Day 193. The Wonderful R.U. Serious asks:. I keep reading these posts from Labbie indicating he believes he may be having sex. What drugs is he on and where can I get some? I understand that he licks the anal cavity of kittens before logging in and asking a question. What kind of proof must I provide to show that, indeed, I HAVE been "laying down pipe"? Blue prints of the home you're building along with a slide show of the construction should suffice.
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Den of the Crazytigerrabbitman: So Long, Sea Monkeys!
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Den of the Crazytigerrabbitman. A worship of all things redundant, retarded, and ridiculous. Like Helen Keller eating a Benedict Arnold sandwich. Monday, August 30, 2010. So Long, Sea Monkeys! Listen. Can you hear it? Ding-dong the shit is gone. Ding-dong the neighbor’s shit is gone! Seriously, it has been like living next to Samford and Son. Hey, it’s a start! The other neighbors were so absolutely ecstatic they were practically dancing in the street. Yep, there was a spontaneous dance celebration t...
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Den of the Crazytigerrabbitman: Working Beside the Demon Lady
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Den of the Crazytigerrabbitman. A worship of all things redundant, retarded, and ridiculous. Like Helen Keller eating a Benedict Arnold sandwich. Tuesday, March 15, 2005. Working Beside the Demon Lady. Posted in a rare moment where my anger was not misdirected or unintentional. Yeah it happens sometimes.). Is there anything more infuriating as somebody with an instant bad attitude? These people are the true veritable buzzkills in life and I had the misfortune of sitting beside one today at work. For what...
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Den of the Crazytigerrabbitman: Mobile Madness
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Den of the Crazytigerrabbitman. A worship of all things redundant, retarded, and ridiculous. Like Helen Keller eating a Benedict Arnold sandwich. Thursday, September 16, 2010. I’ve never been a purveyor for the virtues of mobile cell phones. Rage, rage against the dying of the light. Long story short I think cell phones are for pussies. Currently, schools mostly operate with a strict cell phone policy that doesn’t allow their use in the school, either in the classroom or in the hallway and, too fucking r...
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Ask Blog Jesus: And Now Your Answers - Day 196
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Wednesday, December 21, 2005. And Now Your Answers - Day 196. People, my people, my fine people, my fine, fine people. I thank you all for baring your souls to Blog Jesus. And now I shall answer your questions and lift you up where you belong:. See Look at all the questions now. And the day before there were but two. Like I said: whore. Everyone lines up for the new whore, but nobody's laughing when we've all got a screaming case of gonorrhea. Romper Room, eh? Is that very christ-like of you? Should we s...
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Ask Blog Jesus: March 2005
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Thursday, March 31, 2005. And Now Your Answers - Day Thirteen. People, my people, my fine people, my fine, fine people. I thank you all for baring your souls to Blog Jesus. And now I shall answer your questions and lift you up where you belong:. Hey BJ,In Martin Heidegger's Introduction to Metaphysics, he starts with the question "why are there beings at all instead of nothing? And then goes on for like 250 pages of shit I don't understand. Is it because he's German or because he's a philosopher? I am ve...
