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From Wisconsin | UJ Leftovers
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Hodgepodge – a disorderly, chaotic combination of things. Clinton and the Hooker →. The only cow in a small town in Texas stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found they could buy a super milk cow up in Antigo, Wisconsin, for $2,000.00. They bought the cow from Wisconsin and the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were pleased and very happy. The Vet thinks about this for a minute and asked, “Did you buy this cow in Wisconsin? Notify me of new post...
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Joining the Church | UJ Leftovers
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Hodgepodge – a disorderly, chaotic combination of things. I Just Found Out That I am a Lesbian. Dating an Old Marine →. There was a little old cleaning woman that went to the local church. When the invitation was given at the end of the service, she went forward wanting to become a member. The pastor listened as she told him how she had accepted Jesus and wanted to be baptized and become a member of the church. Again the pastor told her to go home and pray some more. A few weeks later while out eatin...
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Jessie and Rusty Ferguson back Together Again
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Things To Do In Cebu City. Live In The Philippines. Basic Expat Training Manual. Enjoying The Philippines In Cebu. Living In The Philippines. Expats in The Philippines. Safety In the Philippines. Jessie and Rusty Ferguson back Together Again. July 22, 2015. A Filipina and an American Love Story. An old lady at 36 years old? Not by our Western standards. In fact, that’s crazy in our culture. A 35 year old woman is considered in. Which you can find here. Photo Credit Kelly Parker. I found a couple of video...
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SAMAR - The Land of Unadvertised Beauty. About / Contact / Disclaimer. Texan in the Philippines. Texan in the Philippines Facebook. UJ Space A Info Group. Information in and around every Space A location in the world). 8212;- UJ Space A Info Group Facebook. 8212;- UJ Space A Info Page. Jokes, Riddles and Miscellaneous stuff). UJ Stories and Poems. Original Poems and Stories by myself or by others I know). Texan in the Philippines Expats Blog. Texan in the Philippines Internations.org Expat blogs. 8212;&#...
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The Mayonnaise Jar | UJ Leftovers
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Hodgepodge – a disorderly, chaotic combination of things. Cranky Old Man →. When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day is not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and two cups of c offee. 8212;——————————-. A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and fills it with golf balls. Children, health, friends, and favorite passions. Things, that if ...
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Dating an Old Marine | UJ Leftovers
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Hodgepodge – a disorderly, chaotic combination of things. Two Traveling Angels →. Dating an Old Marine. Two widows, are talking at the Bowling Alley. Martha says, “That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer.”. Edna: “Well, I’ll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 pm Dressed up like such a gentleman in a fine suit. And he brings me such beautiful flowers! You are commenting u...
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Forrest Gump goes to Heaven! | UJ Leftovers
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Hodgepodge – a disorderly, chaotic combination of things. My Name Is “Meth”. Voice Activated Radio →. Forrest Gump goes to Heaven! When Forrest Gump died, he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, “Welcome, Forest. We’ve heard a lot about you.” He continued, “Unfortunately, it’s getting pretty crowded up here and we find that we now have to give people an entrance examination before we let them in.”. 1) Which two days of the week begin with the letter ‘T’? 8221; said St. Pet...
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13 | August | 2015 | UJ Leftovers
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Hodgepodge – a disorderly, chaotic combination of things. Daily Archives: 13 Aug 15. Clinton and the Hooker. Bill Clinton started jogging near his home in Chappaqua. But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow. 8221; she would cry out from the curb. 8220;No, Five dollars! He’d run by and she’d yell, “Fifty dollars! Wanda on True Love. What was Da...
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I Just Found Out That I am a Lesbian | UJ Leftovers
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Hodgepodge – a disorderly, chaotic combination of things. Joining the Church →. I Just Found Out That I am a Lesbian. An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, “Are you a real cowboy? The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, “Are you a real cowboy? This entry was posted in Stories. Joining the Church →. You are comment...
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