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Wilhelmina's Web Sundae with All the Toppings: March 2006
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Wilhelmina's Web Sundae with All the Toppings. Monday, March 27, 2006. Hey nigel u liar agin. Nigel u r a liar i red on ur blog that u admited to jerkin of 2 da froggies, mang. ur a siko an i will tel owr parints abut ur fetish. u need hep. Posted by wilhelmina @ 4:17 PM. Sunday, March 26, 2006. U shuld all send 2 dolrs 4 his defense fund cuz he mite go 2 jail for a loooong time. Posted by wilhelmina @ 1:45 PM. Charles nelson reilly is teh gudfathr 2 my chiled. As u may no, charles nelson reilly. Oi can'...
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Wilhelmina's Web Sundae with All the Toppings: July 2006
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Wilhelmina's Web Sundae with All the Toppings. Sunday, July 02, 2006. I got out of skool erly 2day cuz its sunday. the principle of my college sez i havta stay late on sundays so taht i cleen the blackboard but all we end up doing is givin him oral sex. i wuz told taht collleges dont even hav principaels but this guy swears on a stack of bihbbles taht its true. But he sez he cam down wit sum sorta rash round his privates an he was coffing preddy hard so he culdnt make it 2day. The REAL Mark Harmon.
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Guess What's in My Mouth Right Now: 2005-10-09
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Guess What's in My Mouth Right Now. Well, what's in there? Now I have to stuff it all back in my mouth! Posted by My Mouth at 12:30 PM. Guess What's in My Mouth Right Now, Hump Day Edition. Alright, you. I got something in my mouth. What is it? A) Poison tipped dart from the Urundi-Bugundi Tribe of Subsaharan Africa. B) Anger. Boiling fucking anger. C) Two peach pits, neither from a peach I ate. D) A loose filling. E) The loose, drippy labia of Carmen Electra. F) A skidmark pizza, covered in feta cheese.
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Guess What's in My Mouth Right Now: 2005-10-16
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Guess What's in My Mouth Right Now. Well, what's in there? Guess What's in My Mouth Right Now, Sabado GIGANTE Edition! I even put things in my mouth on the weekend! Guess what's in there now:. A) The toilet offerings of Bert and Ernie after a breakfast of bran muffins and really old pork rinds. B) A loose, floppy pussy. E) A few micrograms of chrome, lovingly sucked off of a trailer hitch. F) A fragment of hot dog-flavored wedding cake with store-brand mustard icing. G) A big, fat cock. G) A big, fat cock.
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Wilhelmina's Web Sundae with All the Toppings: December 2005
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Wilhelmina's Web Sundae with All the Toppings. Wednesday, December 28, 2005. Ah Oughta Kick That Crahbaby's Ayass, Uhhhh-huh. Yah, it was a fahn Christmas. There was almost enough for me ta eat. Only bayad thang was that they stole mah .45, so Ah couldn't shoot th' teevee lahk Ah lahk t' do. Weee-yerd thang was Ah kept hearin' some kid cryin'. Which shore tried ta bring me down, Ah'll tellya whut. The fuckin' bawlin' was drahvin' me completely bugsheeit. Tuesday, December 27, 2005. On this great blog....
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Wilhelmina's Web Sundae with All the Toppings: April 2006
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Wilhelmina's Web Sundae with All the Toppings. Tuesday, April 25, 2006. I Have Taken a Bride. Last night, in a large ceremony, I have taken a bride. Her name is Helen Thomas. Last night, as well, we consummated our wedding vows in the most ribald manner, using sundry sex toys of the most diabolical nature. I shall describe the entire night after the wedding, to you, in detail:. I hope you enjoy life as much as I. Good day to you, sirs and ma'ams. Posted by Sir Lord Assmunch @ 9:02 AM. And i got no answer.
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Wilhelmina's Web Sundae with All the Toppings: May 2006
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Wilhelmina's Web Sundae with All the Toppings. Monday, May 29, 2006. Hapy 4th of july everywon. 2dae teh nashuns foundrs founded this nashun. tehy sined the dclirashun of indeepndnence an thats y we celibraet mmoreal dae. Im off 2 lite some fierwurks an grll on my patio. Posted by wilhelmina @ 12:55 PM. Wednesday, May 24, 2006. I cunt wait 4 unmericihn idl tonite cuz it is my favrit sho espoecially when merk hurmin sings the ncis song doot dee doot dee doot. Posted by wilhelmina @ 1:37 PM. Fired, Am I?
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Wilhelmina's Web Sundae with All the Toppings: August 2006
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Wilhelmina's Web Sundae with All the Toppings. Sunday, August 20, 2006. Happy labour day evrywon. im bac frm my trip 2 teh south pacific. i hyung out in thailand for a while and then made a be line for the suez canal. after that, i stopd by juarez, mexico for a drink of strawbery wine ontop of the dunes facing east, wehre i pissd myself so badly i had 2 b taken 2 teh hospital. Anywy, im bak an betr than ever. but im havng a hrd time geting bak in2 teh swing of tihngs, if u follow my drift.
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Guess What's in My Mouth Right Now: 2005-10-02
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Guess What's in My Mouth Right Now. Well, what's in there? Guess What's in My Mouth Right Now, Late Friday Afternoon Edition. Guess what's in my mouth right now:. A) 7of9's Tuna Taco. B) Johannes Vermeer's Master of Light Wall Calendar 2004. C) Jizz mop sponge sludge. D) My cutsey wootsey itty bitty wittle kitten Fwuffy da Gweat! I wove him soooo much! E) A big, fat cock. Posted by My Mouth at 1:04 PM. Now I have to put something ELSE in my mouth. Can you guess what it is? Posted by My Mouth at 12:09 PM.
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Wilhelmina's Web Sundae with All the Toppings: June 2006
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Wilhelmina's Web Sundae with All the Toppings. Tuesday, June 13, 2006. Im doing a relly graet impreshun of my hero, kristophr walkin. can u tel? Hey, why don u guys suc on my nuts. lik taht? Taht wuz preddy gud, huh? Heres my impreshun of jack palance. hey, why don u suck on my salty nutsack. Posted by wilhelmina @ 2:19 PM. Reese Witherspoon, America's Sweetheart. Franky Buttafuoco, Paraplegic Mailperson. Elvis, The King, AKA The Carjacker Gourmet. The REAL Mark Harmon. Starwilde, the Majikal Unicorn.
