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Wells Alternative Carnival: Junior Town Cryer Competition

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Then this is the blog for you! Monday, February 06, 2006. Junior Town Cryer Competition. Here we see Bryony Miller from Bexhill-upon-Sea, who produced nearly 325ml of tears in five minutes after being forced to wear a prickly jumper whilst repeatedly being told that Father Christmas didn't exist and her real dad was a school dinner lady from Cheshire called Margaret. We don't normally condone encouragements of this kind, but Bryony put on a real show and, quite simply, stole the hearts of the judges!

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Wells Alternative Carnival: Antiques Rude Show

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Then this is the blog for you! Monday, January 30, 2006. You'd be surprised how many of Wells' carnival queens have gone on to become fully fledged pole dancers and even prostitutes! Well here's a chance to catch them again before their beauty fades completely. Our photo here shows Doris Middleday, Carnival Queen of 1903, returning to the 2003 Antiques Rude Show, where Hugh correctly priced her handjob rate as one and sixpence. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Wells Carnival (The Offical One!

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Wells Alternative Carnival: January 2006

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Then this is the blog for you! Tuesday, January 31, 2006. One of the more enjoyable parts of the Carnival, other than that feeling of having experienced good living on the following Sunday (which can be dispelled quickly with a couple of Junior Disprin and a half-litre of vodka), is the Bike Ride. Entry forms are available to help us whittle out the losers, so anyone can join in the fun, even if they've no bike or a sad lack of imagination. Links to this post. Monday, January 30, 2006. That's right, a fu...

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Wells Alternative Carnival: Welcome to the Wells Alternative Carnival

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Then this is the blog for you! Monday, January 30, 2006. Welcome to the Wells Alternative Carnival. Hey there, carnival-goer, wherever and whomever you might be! And especially big ' hey there! S if you're a regular visitor to Wells Carnival. An annual festival of gargantuan proportions which takes place in the picturesque town of Wells-next-the-Sea. In the first week of August. Tune in over the next few days to be introduced to our range entirely new, never-before-seen ideas for a cracking alternative.

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Wells Alternative Carnival: Alternative Food Fiesta

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Then this is the blog for you! Monday, March 20, 2006. The Alternative Food Fiesta ( sponsored by Fiesta Magazine - tit-based titillation at its tip-top titty-tastic best. Was an amazing success in 2005. We even made the front cover of the magazine itself. What makes the Alternative Food Fiesta ( sponsored by Fiesta Magazine - tit-based titillation at its tip-top titty-tastic best. Well, all the food is served on the models' breasts. Who needs a tray when you can lick local foods from Traci Lords? Our th...

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Where we are this summer | Bray's Cottage

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Tales from a Norfolk pork pie maker. Where we are this summer. Where we are this summer. We love summer. Lots of events to take the pies to, new people to meet, pretty dresses to wear and old chums to hook up with. It’s like a Norfolk social calendar. 4th – Creake Abbey Farmer’s Market. Named best Farmer’s Market in Norfolk by the EDP. 5th – Easton College Open Day. Food, animals and fun activities at Norfolk’s agricultural college. 18th – NNUH fete. 16-19th – Red Card Comedy Festival. Attended by HRH Pr...

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Follow us on: Twitter. Agri-tech and Life Sciences. Advanced Manufacturing and Engineering. Useful links for your area of business. Economic Growth Strategy (PDF). Local Economic Assessment (PDF). New Anglia Strategic Economic Plan (PDF). Infrastructure Plan for Norfolk (PDF). Tourism is one of the greatest and oldest economic contributors to the county. Our Annual Carnival season draws thousands of people each year to places like Cromer. With events lasting up to a week incorporating traditional and mor...

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Wells Alternative Carnival: Gran Agility

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Then this is the blog for you! Wednesday, February 01, 2006. This rather old photograph from 1986 shows the glory days of the Gran Agility competitions, when grannies from all over the county would flock to Wells to compete for Werther's Originals. Sadly, insurance requirements no longer allow us to hold this event, but we'll always treasure the final hours of the 1987 competition when the Queen Mother actually jogged down from Sandringham to display her sexy disco hip swinging action on the see-saw.

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Wells Alternative Carnival: 1973 Carnival Queen Inauguration Update

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Then this is the blog for you! Friday, February 03, 2006. 1973 Carnival Queen Inauguration Update. Many thanks to long time Alternative Carnival supporter Mr Bernard Cringely, who has sought out this amazing photograph of the 1973 Carnival Queen Inauguration from an old Amiga disk. No thank you, Mr Cringely! Are live people actually burned? Oh, not another burning. er, bleeding. Don't worry. they don't stay alive for long. That's a relief. Can one nominate someone for a burning?

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Wells Alternative Carnival: Chlamydia Catching On The Quay

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Then this is the blog for you! Monday, January 30, 2006. Chlamydia Catching On The Quay. Bored of catching gillies. Not even sure what a gilly is? And yes, that's right: Every year, at Wells Carnival, everyone catches crabs. Spurred on by this revelation, last year we proudly held the first ever Chlamydia Catching competition on the quay. The event was, of course, adults only, and to avoid putting people in French's off their battered sausage we hired this handy marquee from Handy Marquees Ltd.