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Bargain Basement, Part II: TV |
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Laquo; Bargain Basement. Bargain Basement, Part II: TV. August 4, 2009 by Stephen Davenport. OK, no announcement just yet on the last contest. Instead, let’s for now take the premise of the literature challenge and head a short distance downmarket, into the area of popular television — specifically, for our first example, American cop and detective shows. Imagine how much more cheaply these productions could have been made:. Shoplifting, She Wrote. The Streets of Shawnee, Kansas. Peashooter, P.I. It pain...
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Stephen Davenport |
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Posts by Gulliver Davenport:. November 6, 2010. February 14, 2010. 8216; You have to knit a scarf out of bamboo while porcupines drop on your head! October 6, 2009. September 16, 2009. August 7, 2009. Is it model or is it dog? August 6, 2009. August 4, 2009. Bargain Basement, Part II: TV. Older Posts ». Andy Warhol Goes Shopping. F U, Penguin. Friends of Charles Darwin. The girl with the pink teacup. Humor blogs dot com. Thanks to Eric - Bored Neoclassical Guy. All words Stephen G Henry Davenport, 2009.
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Fish |
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8216; You have to knit a scarf out of bamboo while porcupines drop on your head! October 6, 2009 by Stephen Davenport. You may feed them, should it please you so to do. On October 6, 2009 at 11:39 pm. Dude, that is the coolest fucking mousetrail I’ve ever seen. So cool it made me swear, apparently. How did you do it? On October 7, 2009 at 1:42 pm. Aw, they’re so dang cute! On October 11, 2009 at 6:51 am. On October 27, 2009 at 12:38 pm. Eric – arf, arf! Heather Cherry – hello again! F U, Penguin. The gir...
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STEPH DOES BLOGGER: August 2009
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Sunday, August 30, 2009. Ring a ding dong. Well kids, for a minute there it looked promising. It looked like this dried up vagina might get some life breathed back into her yet. Just when she was packing her ovaries and getting ready to hit the road there was penis at the end of the tunnel. And I didn't even meet him at a bar! Let me tell you, guys I work with are hideous 93% of the time. I wish they were as hot as all the lab crew dudes on tv. Sunday dinner and showing his wife and kids the nudie. Anywa...
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STEPH DOES BLOGGER
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Monday, September 28, 2009. Seriously, do LL Cool J and that douche that played Robin seriously have a new tv show? I saw previews for this yesterday and almost pissed myself in laughter. You've got to be kidding me. Apparently the economy is effecting everyone. You can't live off of Batman money forever I guess. Mama said.get ready to be cancelled. I think puppies are super cute? This is a sentence that actually came out of her mouth. I am not shitting you. Back seat of a moving cab? Kick in the pants.
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STEPH DOES BLOGGER: November 2006
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Monday, November 27, 2006. Nothing much has changed in the few months since I had seen my family. My mother is still wanting me to marry the first man who'll have me. She's still reminding me my birthday is only a few months away and that I'm not getting any younger. She's also reminding me (the med student) that I only have a limited number of eggs and every month another one bites the dust.a baby that could have been. My OTHER is still half the woman I am. Muahahahahahaha. When I got the shits from sai...
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Missing piece |
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Laquo; ‘ You have to knit a scarf out of bamboo while porcupines drop on your head! November 6, 2010 by Stephen Davenport. Why is it that whenever you buy a jigsaw with a piece missing, it is always the last piece? Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out. Notify me of new comments via email.
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‘ You have to knit a scarf out of bamboo while porcupines drop on your head!!!1! ‘ |
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8216; You have to knit a scarf out of bamboo while porcupines drop on your head! February 14, 2010 by Stephen Davenport. Shameful though it is to admit to watching most reality TV shows, I don’t mind acknowledging that. Beauty and the Geek. Exhibits a certain heart and humour, that. Offers a frenetically entertaining travelogue (albeit a highly carbon-unfriendly one) and catalogue of hilariously rank stupidity, and that. One that puzzles and disturbs me, though, is. But let’s look at it from the po...
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Werk |
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Laquo; Is it model or is it dog? September 16, 2009 by Stephen Davenport. Etymology: Middle English werk, work, from Old English werc, weorc; akin to Old High German werc work, Greek ergon, Avestan varəzem activity. Definition ‘d’ applies here. Hope you are all well, and have been during the past five weeks. Quite the hiatus. I want to be that drummer. Here’s an example. Simon, keeper of Box 17, is asked by the contestant (Lori) if he has a “feeling” about what money his box contain...Lori, now looking f...
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Is it model or is it dog? |
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Laquo; Healthy death. Is it model or is it dog? August 7, 2009 by Stephen Davenport. I torture myself unnecessarily with choosing prize-winners for my dopey contests; ‘unnecessarily’ because obviously it’s not the Man Booker Prize, the Acadamy Awards or the Nobel Peace Prize yet I appreciate immensely the thought, effort, wit and panache involved every time. So while I might set these things to play around with I might avoid placing myself in these excrutiating judgemental positions. The lavatory ballcoc...
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