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Musings on Mars: Pieces of Advice
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Where is my mind. Tuesday, October 25, 2005. If I could give. Just one piece of advice to young people, it would be this:. If I could give. A second piece of advice, it would be:. Posted by The Grave Digger at 10/25/2005 10:34:00 AM. West Village, New York, United States. I do not want [this wedding] to resemble a deal where my dad gives me to Frank and Frank gives my dad some goats and then promises not to beat me with any reeds wider than his thumb.". View my complete profile. Top Reasons For Moving.
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Musings on Mars: March 2005
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Where is my mind. Friday, March 25, 2005. Top Ten Feel Good About Thyself. In conjuction with previous post, here are 10 things you can say to yourself when you're feeling blue. 1 At least I'm not like that fat guy in the apartment across the way who can't get off the couch by himself anymore (if you are, keep adding qualifiers until this is true: eg, with black hair, who watches pro wrestling re-runs). 2 I am good at putting the right amount of ketchup on fries. Wednesday, March 23, 2005. I wrote this r...
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Musings on Mars: May 2005
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Where is my mind. Tuesday, May 24, 2005. How To Survive a First Date. Reliable tips to keep a romantic encounter from getting too weird. A good way to start the evening off right is to introduce your date to your parents. This way, you can count on your parents to quickly identify all your date's shortcomings, so you have a head start on getting to know each other. Then have dinner. That way at dinner you can talk about rotted-flesh zombies instead of trying to figure out what you have in common. I usual...
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Musings on Mars: January 2005
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Where is my mind. Sunday, January 23, 2005. Any Time At All. As many of you may be aware, it is my greatest wish that I could have a video camera and voice recorder with me wherever I go, recording everything I see and hear. Why, you ask? Person A: Is there any other reason that not using a condom would be bad, aside from STDs and pregnancy? Person B: Hmmm. (thinking) well, if you have a yeast infection, you can pass it on to your partner. Person A: Eww. anything besides that? And now, with dubbing.
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Musings on Mars: So Happy Together Now That She's Not There
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Where is my mind. Sunday, October 30, 2005. So Happy Together Now That She's Not There. 1 The first two lines of the verse are front heavy: the second part of the line only has 2-4 syllables. Well no one told me about her the way she lied. Well no one told me about her how many people cried. But it's too late to say you're sorry. How would I know why should I care. Please don't bother tryin' to find her. Imagine me and you I do. I think about you day and night. To think about the girl you love. When you'...
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Musings on Mars: Atherton Police Blotter Highlights
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Where is my mind. Saturday, November 05, 2005. Atherton Police Blotter Highlights. Lilac Lane, 7:23 am:. A resident called police to report a suspicious-looking red compact car parked at the end of ilac Lane. Police responded and found that the car was filled with construction workers waiting to start a job. Greenoaks Drive and James Avenue, 10:41 am:. Greenoaks Drive, 2:54 pm:. An elderly man fainted. Walnut Avenue, 5:45 pm:. No Location, 8:41 pm:. Posted by The Grave Digger at 11/05/2005 10:11:00 PM.
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Musings on Mars: October 2004
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Where is my mind. Thursday, October 14, 2004. I Saw Her Standing There. Aaaaand, here I am again. It seems to me that people come online to write sort of an amalgam of observations of the world they live in - eg college. A lot of it focuses on the same issues: dating, parents, work. dating. I am not too proud to fall into that category. So, in case you haven't read enough Xangas on dating, here's another one. Is what I am talking about. Finally, you're at a party. You're. To be a little drunk, you're.
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Musings on Mars: Top Reasons For Moving
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Where is my mind. Monday, October 17, 2005. Top Reasons For Moving. No TiVo; long commute requires taping of rare 'Simpsons' reruns. No privacy; Mom needs to do laundry in basement/my room. Neighbors finally created password for wireless signal. Bingo Night moved to Rec Center across town. Sick of neighbor's naked early morning Taiji. Installing eight lane highway through backyard. Cat allergic to local fauna. Boyfriend has had [wrong] idea that marriage is in the [near] future for past 5 years. 6 After ...
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The House Finance Guy Game | MarsIAm
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April 27, 2011. The House Finance Guy Game. The guy who helped us finance our home was a jackass. I would not recommend anybody ever work with him, ever. Once he’s got you by the metaphorical balls and time is ticking, it becomes a sliding scale as to whether you should cut and run vs sit it out. Having chosen the latter, we became accustomed to his bad behavior. Don’t like your finance guy? See how many points you can rack up using our system. Bonus if they are not funny. Bonus if he blames the economy.
