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Swimming Upstream: This is why I haven't been writing
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There was an error in this gadget. Wednesday, June 1, 2011. This is why I haven't been writing. I'm getting "scowl" wrinkles, it's not cool. I'm behind and I know it. I'm behind on everything; bills, taxes, the times, and writing. I have been making notes of things to write about, notes that say things like; bird almost flew into face, can you blow me where the pampers is, uti university. Problem is I have been really down and have been struggling to find any humor in anything. Sad, I know. Grew up to be.
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Swimming Upstream: Things that make you go....WTF?
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There was an error in this gadget. Saturday, October 29, 2011. Things that make you go.WTF? These are some of the keywords that people use to find my blog. with empty head. In the lead followed closely by stubborn, shit ton, fowl mood, anorexic people, monkey pissing in mouth. Um, okay.), pig penis and monkey pissing in your mouth. Have you ever seen a pig penis? The last few entries are, um. giving me great ideas for future blogs! I won't scar you with the pictures I found for the monkey! He's a leg man.
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Swimming Upstream: Five
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There was an error in this gadget. Monday, August 5, 2013. As I come up on five years of sobriety, I have decided to share a little bit about how I came to be here and what happened those first few years. 2008 was the year I started looking at myself; I mean REALLY. Looking at myself and I wasn't liking what I was seeing. I wasn't a "bad". Person. I was a "lost". Person. I didn't deal with my problems or my pain, I didn't want to see them so I drowned them in Irish whiskey and drugs. A friend of mine was...
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Swimming Upstream: January 2014
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There was an error in this gadget. Sunday, January 12, 2014. Sometimes going backward is progress. Sometimes you have to take a deep breath and hold onto the hope that things will work out the way they are meant to be, (not how you think it should be). I am not so great at the whole deep breath thing, (or remembering to swallow whatever beverage I am drinking, but that's another story for another time). Despite my shallow breathing and my huge desire to control ALL, things. Have started to slowly progress.
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Swimming Upstream: The Nazis are at it again...
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There was an error in this gadget. Wednesday, March 28, 2012. The Nazis are at it again. It's always pleasant to be disturbed by a loud banging noise coming from your back door at 11am. I work the night shift and thankfully I was off last night or this would have woken me up and I would be even more pissed off than I already am. Okay, they weren't wearing a mask, but it felt the same. I opened my back door to see a Sheriff and two men. Fucking with the door knob. Lots and lots of money. That no longer ex...
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Swimming Upstream: Sometimes I am not funny
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There was an error in this gadget. Saturday, February 16, 2013. Sometimes I am not funny. Echo, Echo, Echo. Every once in a while the shit in my head piles up thick and I need to dump it somewhere. I usually try to make it funny as it easier to deal with on a laughable level, but there are those inevitable moments like right now; where I cannot find the humor in anything. Another shit night at work. There is no such thing as too many bubbles. Like Captain Picard; I am a master of this technique. Normally...
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Swimming Upstream: It's hard to say goodbye...
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There was an error in this gadget. Friday, October 28, 2011. It's hard to say goodbye. He's trying really hard to get them bricks inside! I have been meaning to blog for a while now; October has been very busy for me and I've been so tired that I feel as if I have bricks in my head. Oops, I think I dropped something. Today, I am sharing something more personal. I'm not so great at ending things. I tend to hang on too long. I know this ending is necessary; many of you will never understand how much of our...
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Swimming Upstream: I don't know why I let it get to me
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There was an error in this gadget. Monday, March 5, 2012. I don't know why I let it get to me. I haven't been updating as much as I would like to. Working night shift has stolen my brain, and any ounce of giving a shit I may have once had. Although I am pretty certain, that I was well on my way to not giving a shit before I started this job. They gave us hours and didn't tell us how much we sucked, so we were pretty content and motivated to do a good job. Smiley McFuckface is very smart. Fast forward to ...
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Swimming Upstream: It's raining, it's Wednesday, it's my birthday
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There was an error in this gadget. Wednesday, May 16, 2012. It's raining, it's Wednesday, it's my birthday. I had no idea they were available in a box! Today I am officially closer to 45 than I ever have been. Honestly, I didn't think this day would ever come. I can still reverse the numbers and become nine years younger; and I could definitely pass for nine years younger thanks to my good genes, (I should also thank my good jeans and my mom and dad). Do these jeans make me look lame? He's a leg man.
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