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Shmoozel Cards: Shmoozel Cards
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Created by Shmoozel Leemanov. Here is a card I gave out to the whole CGI NY 5775. With the Night Activity Song. Here are cards I gave out to the whole CGI Florida 5774. With the comedy songs on them. Here are cards I gave out to the whole Chayolei Hamelech 5773. With the comedy songs on them. Here are cards I gave out to my bunk in CGI Montreal 5772. With the comedy songs on them. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Stories - JStorytime.com.
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Articles and Memes: Shmoozel's Journal Article - CGI Florida 5774
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Written by Shmoozel Leemanov. Shmoozel's Journal Article - CGI Florida 5774. They call me Shmoozel, and I’m sure many of you are wondering how I got my name. Well it all started back in 1824 when my great grandfather asked a chicken “why did you cross the road? 8221; and the chicken responded “who says I crossed the road, maybe the road crossed me? 8221; it was at that moment that Shmoozel was created. The second method is by all Shmoozelers taking flashlights and looking for stuff or staff around camp.
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Comedy songs (Drafts): Reveille tapes
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These comedy songs written by Shmoozel Leemanov are not official or popular enough or were not completed in a certain way. Two reveille tapes I made for summer 5773 in Camp Chayolei Hamelech:. Lyrics from the song on the 9 days reveille tape 2 minutes in:. It's another beautiful day, here in camp Chayolei. So get up right away, and Modeh Ani say X2. Oh, it's time to get out of bed. Oh, make sure you don't hit your head. Oh don't drink your Negel Vasser bowl. If you do, say Shehakol X2. א בחור אין זאל.
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Comedy songs (Drafts): Dorm Counselor
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These comedy songs written by Shmoozel Leemanov are not official or popular enough or were not completed in a certain way. TTTO Neshomole (Abie Rotenberg). Come with me, dear Bochur'el, let me make you understand. You must walk away, no matter the weather, to the dorm Yeshiva is banned. Come with me, dear Bochur'el, don't ignore away, do as you're told. There's a dorm counselor waiting for you to go today, you're to be in the dorm, right away. But dorm counselor. No! I don't want to go. I don't want to go.
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Comedy songs (Drafts): Maggid Shiur
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These comedy songs written by Shmoozel Leemanov are not official or popular enough or were not completed in a certain way. Tell me please, is it true what they say. I will get it over my Kup, if I don’t learn each day. And I heard that your pen, is your number one mate. And you use it to mark us, each time that we’re late. My friends told me מגיד שיעור. Will you tell me the same. That if I fail a single test, I will feel all the pain. I will fry, I will cry, far away, in the sky. Tell me why מגיד שיעור.
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Comedy songs (Drafts): Mattress
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These comedy songs written by Shmoozel Leemanov are not official or popular enough or were not completed in a certain way. TTTO All you need is a story (The Golden Crown). All you need is a mattress, a wonderful mattress. There's so many kinds you can choose. Memory foam, and the ones that are blown. Whatever it is you can snooze. Written in YLC 5773. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Stories - JStorytime.com. א בחור אין זאל. I'm a Bum Bum Bum. Camp Chayolei Hamelech Comedy Song Color War 5773. Chayole...
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Comedy songs: Camp Songs
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Collected (but not written) by Shmoozel Leemanov. TTTO A small cup of wine. They mispronounce words, they've got the tune wrong. About half the kids aren't singing along. It's the worst performance that I've ever heard. I'm standing here looking absurd. There is a kid over there, picking his ear. And that one looks like he's not really all here. It took me three day, to decide on the words. What a waste of time for these nerds. The trouble with camp songs, I have to admit. Or too few at a time. TTTO Kula...
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Comedy songs: Oholei Torah Theme song
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Collected (but not written) by Shmoozel Leemanov. Oholei Torah Theme song. TTTO יפרח בימיו צדיק. From Hachnoso L’Cheder until I’m fully grown. I’m proud this school’s the one I call my own. Our hallways are filled with Chayus and with song. Al Taharas Hakodesh is what makes us strong. 12345 Oholei Torah is alive. Just look at our faces as we all arrive. We’re ready to learn and as we step inside. We feel the Rebbe standing as our guide. We’re right across from 770. And from when we start our day. Its sup...
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Comedy songs (Drafts): Bunk Chof's Cheer Gan Israel Montreal 5772
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These comedy songs written by Shmoozel Leemanov are not official or popular enough or were not completed in a certain way. Bunk Chof's Cheer Gan Israel Montreal 5772. We’re bunk Chof, we’re really tough. We’re takeh made from the best stuff. Just take a look, gib nur ein kuk. You’ll see that we’re above. Yes we’re bunk Chof, we said enough. And what we said is nisht kein bluff. We can’t thank all you enough far di greene stuff. Bashing crashing dashing clashing. Bunk Chof’s cheer is totally smashing.
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Camp Songs: Bog War 5775 - Theme Song
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Written by Shmoozel Leemanov. Bog War 5775 - Theme Song. TTTO Hayma – Shalsheles Junior. It happens at times, in sorrow I drown. The restrictions are hard, and pulling me down. It’s then that I remember, how lucky I am. I'm part of a plan. When hardships come, during the day. With my whole being, I push them away. I overcome them with joy and pride. Proclaiming - this as my guide. I love, I’m proud to be a Jew. It helps and guides me in all I do. There is nothing else I’d rather be.