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Written by Shmoozel Leemanov. For the latest short jokes from Shmoozel click here. Shmoozel's Journal Article - CGI Florida 5774. They call me Shmoozel, and I’m sure many of you are wondering how I got my name. Well it all started back in 1824 when my great grandfather asked a chicken “why did you cross the road? 8221; and the chicken responded “who says I crossed the road, maybe the road crossed me? 8221; it was at that moment that Shmoozel was created. All these methods could not have been done without...

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Articles and Memes: Yeshiva Staten Island 5769

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Written by Shmoozel Leemanov. Yeshiva Staten Island 5769. שיעור ב' סטאטען איילינד תשס"ט – ימים הסמוכים לשבועות. ווארנונג – אלץ איז זייער, זייער בגוזמא (אויכעט דאס). צו דערציילן און שרייבן, איז שווער נאך אזוי פיל אומדערשרייבליכע צער און וויי, וואס מ'האט מיר געפייניקט דא, אין די אינזל פון סטאטען. דא (אין הנ"ל) זיץ איך און טראכט וועגן די געפלוגענדיקע יאר. אזוי פיל טייערע זיסע אינטרעסאנטע בחורים און קינדער, מיט אומגעהויער פייקעטן, ניט צו גלויבן און לויבן. פאר א גוטע טעם און ציל. פרק א – אריינפיר. ס'איז זייער...

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Articles and Memes: My Funny Button

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Written by Shmoozel Leemanov. What was I saying? I don't know why but it didn't yelp me I mean help me. When the month of Adar came around this year, I still could not find my funny button anywhere. Until finally one day suddenly a surprise guest came to town. I wasn't really so excited to see him, but I decided to pretend that I was. I went over to him and gave him a big hug and smile and than it happened. pooooff! I found my funny button right at that second and we laughed and talked for a long time!

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Articles and Memes: Banging a kettle

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Written by Shmoozel Leemanov. Why would someone bang a kettle? That is the question no one is asking except for you. And the answer is not at all simple. Back in the day people used to bang kettles all the time. Although in recent years people have started banging eggs as well. The difference between banging kettles and banging eggs is very simple. Banging kettles makes a lot of noise but doesn't make a mess. Banging eggs barely makes any noise but makes a huge mess. The point is that you should figure i...

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Articles and Memes: Camp Chayolei Hamelech 5771

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Written by Shmoozel Leemanov. Camp Chayolei Hamelech 5771. Here are some articles written by Shmoozel in Camp Chayolei Hamelech's weekly newsletter entitled. A Shmoozel with Leemanov. So you were sitting by the Shabbos table, and you saw someone giving out papers. FREE papers. So you go and take one or two (just in case) and you start reading. Or maybe you just happened to find it all covered up with Babaganush stains, and figured it was worth getting a bit dirty. Beats me why. What does bunk mean? So wh...

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Articles and Memes: A Tefach Hecher Gan Israel Montreal 5772

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Written by Shmoozel Leemanov. A Tefach Hecher Gan Israel Montreal 5772. Here you can read all 6 A Tefach Hecher's brought to you by Shmoozel Leemanov! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Stories - JStorytime.com. Picture Window template. Template images by Goldmund.

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Shmoozel Cards: Shmoozel Cards

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Created by Shmoozel Leemanov. Here is a card I gave out to the whole CGI NY 5775. With the Night Activity Song. Here are cards I gave out to the whole CGI Florida 5774. With the comedy songs on them. Here are cards I gave out to the whole Chayolei Hamelech 5773. With the comedy songs on them. Here are cards I gave out to my bunk in CGI Montreal 5772. With the comedy songs on them. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Stories - JStorytime.com.

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Comedy songs (Drafts): Reveille tapes

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These comedy songs written by Shmoozel Leemanov are not official or popular enough or were not completed in a certain way. Two reveille tapes I made for summer 5773 in Camp Chayolei Hamelech:. Lyrics from the song on the 9 days reveille tape 2 minutes in:. It's another beautiful day, here in camp Chayolei. So get up right away, and Modeh Ani say X2. Oh, it's time to get out of bed. Oh, make sure you don't hit your head. Oh don't drink your Negel Vasser bowl. If you do, say Shehakol X2. א בחור אין זאל.

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Comedy songs (Drafts): Dorm Counselor

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These comedy songs written by Shmoozel Leemanov are not official or popular enough or were not completed in a certain way. TTTO Neshomole (Abie Rotenberg). Come with me, dear Bochur'el, let me make you understand. You must walk away, no matter the weather, to the dorm Yeshiva is banned. Come with me, dear Bochur'el, don't ignore away, do as you're told. There's a dorm counselor waiting for you to go today, you're to be in the dorm, right away. But dorm counselor. No! I don't want to go. I don't want to go.

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Comedy songs (Drafts): Maggid Shiur

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These comedy songs written by Shmoozel Leemanov are not official or popular enough or were not completed in a certain way. Tell me please, is it true what they say. I will get it over my Kup, if I don’t learn each day. And I heard that your pen, is your number one mate. And you use it to mark us, each time that we’re late. My friends told me מגיד שיעור. Will you tell me the same. That if I fail a single test, I will feel all the pain. I will fry, I will cry, far away, in the sky. Tell me why מגיד שיעור.

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Comedy songs (Drafts): Mattress

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These comedy songs written by Shmoozel Leemanov are not official or popular enough or were not completed in a certain way. TTTO All you need is a story (The Golden Crown). All you need is a mattress, a wonderful mattress. There's so many kinds you can choose. Memory foam, and the ones that are blown. Whatever it is you can snooze. Written in YLC 5773. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Stories - JStorytime.com. א בחור אין זאל. I'm a Bum Bum Bum. Camp Chayolei Hamelech Comedy Song Color War 5773. Chayole...

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Comedy songs: Camp Songs

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Collected (but not written) by Shmoozel Leemanov. TTTO A small cup of wine. They mispronounce words, they've got the tune wrong. About half the kids aren't singing along. It's the worst performance that I've ever heard. I'm standing here looking absurd. There is a kid over there, picking his ear. And that one looks like he's not really all here. It took me three day, to decide on the words. What a waste of time for these nerds. The trouble with camp songs, I have to admit. Or too few at a time. TTTO Kula...

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Lip Sync: Where is your Beard - by Lipa Schmeltzer

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Where is your Beard - by Lipa Schmeltzer. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Stories - JStorytime.com. Awesome Inc. template. Template images by loops7.

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Comedy songs: Oholei Torah Theme song

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Collected (but not written) by Shmoozel Leemanov. Oholei Torah Theme song. TTTO יפרח בימיו צדיק. From Hachnoso L’Cheder until I’m fully grown. I’m proud this school’s the one I call my own. Our hallways are filled with Chayus and with song. Al Taharas Hakodesh is what makes us strong. 12345 Oholei Torah is alive. Just look at our faces as we all arrive. We’re ready to learn and as we step inside. We feel the Rebbe standing as our guide. We’re right across from 770. And from when we start our day. Its sup...

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Camp Songs: Bog War 5773

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Written by Shmoozel Leemanov. Camp Chayolei Hamelech Bog War. Theme Song of the Team of Melech. TTTO Niggun L’Shabbos V’Yom Tov. A bitter cold night very late, a soldier guards the palace gate. Standing hours not leaving at all. The next morning frozen cold, the soldier thinks he’s so bold. Showing off his great Kabolas Oil. At his post, there is no rea. Serving me should have kept him warm, even through the worst of storms. The Czar shouted so angrily. When soldiers serve a king. Just to serve him is.

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Comedy songs (Drafts): Bunk Chof's Cheer Gan Israel Montreal 5772

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These comedy songs written by Shmoozel Leemanov are not official or popular enough or were not completed in a certain way. Bunk Chof's Cheer Gan Israel Montreal 5772. We’re bunk Chof, we’re really tough. We’re takeh made from the best stuff. Just take a look, gib nur ein kuk. You’ll see that we’re above. Yes we’re bunk Chof, we said enough. And what we said is nisht kein bluff. We can’t thank all you enough far di greene stuff. Bashing crashing dashing clashing. Bunk Chof’s cheer is totally smashing.

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These comedy songs written by Shmoozel Leemanov are not official or popular enough or were not completed in a certain way. You are so dumb. Parody of "You Are My Home" - CGI. The summer gets dumber, it’s boring anew. Campers unloaded everyone says hoorey. My eyes gaze with sadness across the same old scene. I can’t believe I came back, what was I thinking. I think I messed up badly, coming to my room. The same story how will I sleep here at night. The good attitude I started, left immediately. Farshtunke...

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