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You know what I hate?: October 2012
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68: Apple vs. Google/Microsoft/The Entire World. Superiority complexes abound when it comes to the all-important argument over which truly reign in the 21. Century: iPhones/Macs or Androids/PCs. Tech snobs turn their noses up to Apple products because they think their idiot-proof gadgets are beneath them, and Apple elitists think their products win because they're expensive/pretty. Well, I have news for everyone: they all. For those of us not. Jesus, you sound like a bunch of pushy vegans. And even if yo...
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You know what I hate?: December 2012
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70: Trying to Put Change Back Into Your Wallet After Making a Purchase With a Line of People Behind You. I do not get stressed. I think whatever chemical imbalance I suffer that dictates my taste in men also suppresses the part of my brain that allows me to feel stressed (much to my own detriment, as it turns out). There is, however, one exception to this rule, and that exists only. In a perfect world, maybe. All I'm saying is that if this had been an obstacle on Guts,. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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You know what I hate?: September 2012
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67: Men's complete refusal to humor our cosmetic indulgences. Whyyyyyyyyyy is it so hard to accept the fact that the majority of women wear make-up, and do so regularly? Men are constantly complaining about it in one form or another, but it's a fact of female life, and you really just need to get over it. Like, when my dad asks me EVERY SUNDAY MORNING if I have a black eye, with legitimate concern in his eyes. Yes, Dad, I got into an alley fight with a one percenter last night. It's kinda like how millen...
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You know what I hate?: April 2013
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75: When people tell me Diet Coke is no better for me than regular Coke. This happens almost every time someone hears me order a Diet Coke. Yeah, I know, but everything's bad for you these days, amirite? Giggle: "Cheers." : popfizzzz:. How I would like. 1) Thank you for the unsolicited advice, now shut the fuck up. 2) Anyone who thinks artificial sweeteners are actually good for you is a nitwit. I appreciate the implication. Now shut the fuck up. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Read at your own risk. The...
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You know what I hate?: May 2013
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76: The Lame Way in Which A Cappella is Represented to the Internets/10 Signs You're an A Cappella Has-Been. Recently, a cappella has been thrust into the limelight after spending most of its existence on the fringe of conventional collegiate pastimes, naught but a novelty to those aware of its presence. I believe we can attribute a cappella's exponential rise in mainstream popularity mostly, if not wholly, to Glee. That show was every a cappella singer's wet dream come true. "Oh my god! And were like, "...
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You know what I hate?: December 2013
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79: When People Needlessly Turn on Red. Have I bitched about this yet? It's hard to believe it if I haven't. I think there should be a special Turn On Red permit given only to people who meet a certain standard, i.e. possess at least one fucking brain cell. The idea here is to be able to keep traffic moving if the way is clear. IF I HAD TO SLAM ON MY BRAKES TO AVOID HITTING YOU, THE WAY WAS NOT CLEAR. Surely not everyone's got the moxie of a race car driver, but you're not merging on to a highway here, f...
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You know what I hate?: September 2014
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81: The Phrase "Still Single". I know I'm not the first Millennial to decry the negative perception placed on singledom by our society, but like, seriously. Come on. It's 2014. 30 is the new 20. Long gone are the days of dowries and women's financial dependence on men. This isn't the frontier, and we don't need a shotgun-wielding husband to protect us from bandits and savages. We can wear pants and even drive and vote! So where the fuck, pray tell, is the fire? Gee whiz, do you really think so? Implies o...
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You know what I hate?: #80: Tired Philadelphia Stereotypes
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80: Tired Philadelphia Stereotypes. I can only read, "BUT, SANTA CLAUS AND SNOWBALLS! And the inevitable, "WHINE WHINE BUT THEY STABBED SOMEONE TO DEATH AT A DODGERS GAME! So many times before I want to deactivate my Facebook account and throw my laptop into the river. People write the same two articles about Philadelphia over and over again, and it's so fucking boring. I mean really, what the fuck do I care about what some irrelevant sportswriter in Chicago or New York is saying about us? Entitled prick...
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You know what I hate?: #79: When People Needlessly Turn on Red
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79: When People Needlessly Turn on Red. Have I bitched about this yet? It's hard to believe it if I haven't. I think there should be a special Turn On Red permit given only to people who meet a certain standard, i.e. possess at least one fucking brain cell. The idea here is to be able to keep traffic moving if the way is clear. IF I HAD TO SLAM ON MY BRAKES TO AVOID HITTING YOU, THE WAY WAS NOT CLEAR. Surely not everyone's got the moxie of a race car driver, but you're not merging on to a highway here, f...
