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I'd Like To Hold A Tarantula: January 2011
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Friday, 28 January 2011. Q How Can You Mess With Your Cat's Head? A Complete a 3D jigsaw puzzle. What can I say? Simple things amuse me. Wednesday, 19 January 2011. Survival Of The Fittest. There has been an awful lot of huffing and puffing going on in my house lately. Not just huffing and puffing either. There have been tears, rants and much stomping around. And that’s just Youngest Daughter. And you do not find a happy household at the moment. Is Petal, a.k.a. Steve, the Orchid. Or, it‘s more lik...
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As it is, As it happens: February 2011
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As it is, As it happens. Tuesday, February 22, 2011. Handbags and manbags and things I wouldn't leave home without. Maybe I mentioned enjoying being challenged too soon, as I have been tagged both by Mynx. And it is now my turn to confess as to what I couldn't leave home without. Sunnies.if I'm not wearing them outside, they are popped on my head, pulling my hair back ready for duty when heading back outside again. Now this brings me to the last thing on my list, and where I might twist things up a bit :).
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I'd Like To Hold A Tarantula: November 2011
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Saturday, 5 November 2011. I went to one of the armpits of England and nearly had a nervous breakdown. After being propositioned in Kuala Lumpur by an extremely good looking woman outside his hotel… “I give best blow job in Kuala Lumpur! But goodness me, time. Flew when I was. Having fun working in Mr Ex’s office while he was living it up on his first visit to the other side of the world. Actually, from what I can make out, there wasn’t too much living it up done, because he was too busy. Actually, it wa...
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Talkative Taurus: Awards
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Me and My Peeps. These are awards I have been blessed with from the crazy people who love me! I bet you wish you had one of these beautiful gems. You should go check out their blogs and show them some love to return the favor for me. My very first award came from Bruce at brucejohnson JADIP. In December, 2010. *sigh* I'll never forget my first! I was nowhere near 101 posts, but I didn't care. Also in December of 2010, Jumble Mash. Gave me this awesome award! Lyndylou over at The Giggle Fest. Thought I wa...
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I'd Like To Hold A Tarantula: December 2010
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Thursday, 30 December 2010. If You Can't Beat Them. What do you do when you go out with your daughters on Christmas Eve and find yourself in a pub where, when you look around, you realise you’re old enough to be almost everyone’s mother? A) Think ‘wtf’? B) Think ‘oh crap’? C) Think ‘bloody hell, that music’s loud’? D) Think ‘hang on, that’s music? E) Think ‘feck, I’m too old for this’? F) Think ‘sod it’? G) Say ‘get me a drink. Now. In fact, make it several’? The answer, my friends, is all of the above.
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I'd Like To Hold A Tarantula: August 2011
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Sunday, 28 August 2011. I may need drugs otherwise I might end up in prison. I currently work part time in an office for a small company - so small there’s only me and the boss in the office. The job is boring and it’s fair to say my boss irritates the crap out of me. There are two windows in the office which overlook a large area of roof of a shop below, on which birds tend to gather - pigeons mostly. My boss hates the pigeons. Not only does my boss irritate me, he also bores me witless. I do appreciate...
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I'd Like To Hold A Tarantula: May 2011
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Wednesday, 25 May 2011. Wordless Wednesday - Twinkle. Monday, 23 May 2011. Everybody needs good neighbours, but that would have been a step too far. It’s time to get back to some sort of normality round these here bloggy parts, so let me start with a tip:. Fling a handful of them while standing facing the wind when it’s blowing a hooley. Because the wind will fling them straight back at you and you’ll end up with a face full of the buggers. And they fucking hurt. I didn’t fancy the thought of stand...
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I'd Like To Hold A Tarantula: September 2011
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Sunday, 25 September 2011. When having a shower because you’re getting ready to go out ( a school reunion; I almost didn’t go but it ended up being a really good evening so I’m glad I did – even though one old school friend, who I haven’t seen for the best part of thirty years, on learning of my marital status said, “I know the perfect man for you! The same old school friend, who’d gone through an acrimonious divorce, later said, “Ooh, you’re so lucky your husband died! When washing your, ahem, lady bits.
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I'd Like To Hold A Tarantula: January 2012
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Wednesday, 4 January 2012. The good, the bad and the cringey – revised edition. For those of you who may remember the last post I wrote – for those who saw it, no not. One*, the one before it – and wondered about the outcome… I got the job - hurrah! If you don’t remember ( and frankly, unless you’re related to me, why would you? I attended an assessment day for a job but had the morning from hell before I even got there. Okay, maybe ‘…from hell…’ is. Me unleashing my drama queen tendencies. View my compl...
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I'd Like To Hold A Tarantula: August 2012
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Wednesday, 15 August 2012. You’re never too old. During my last lot of days off ( five and a half in a row – hurrah! The weather was being extremely kind so I tapped my chin one afternoon and thought to myself, ‘Hmm, what to do? I looked at this:. Frowned and thoughtfully tapped my chin some more, then I dug out a small set of step ladders, my eff-off sized crowbar ( because what self respecting wanting-to-beat-the-shit-out-of-something woman would be without one – right? Mum: *gasp* Oh no! 8211; but by ...